[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Rev. Osborne, I must ask you of a small favor. Do not defame Mr Dewitt. He has been a long standing friend of mine. If you pursue said plans, certain photos can and will be made available during your up and coming divorce trial. Do you really want to drag a certain blond young lady and her father into court. Oh by the way I do love your choice of ladies undergarments, pedibears are so darn cute. Sam Diamond

Look pal, this schtick might work with other people, but you got the wrong guy. I know a veiled threat when I see one. I also think I know who you are talking about, and if so, nothing inappropriate happened. Whatever happened between us was appropriate for the situation. That is all I am going to comment on that matter.

And even if something, hypothetically speaking of course, happened between us, it would've been away from any prying eyes in a very private, enclosed location so there would've been no way for a camera to record/photograph anything. So there.

So, Mr. Diamond, I don't know who you think you are, coming to this town and stirring the pot. I've had my eye on you ever since you dropped in and I admit I don't trust you the slightest. You keep sticking your nose into people's private business. And don't even try to tell me that brand new $75,000 BMW 760 wasn't bought with hush money.

Believe me, I've had to endure blackmail before and I know how it works. It might be wise to back off, because you're up against a guy who knows what he is doing.

If you need to contact me, you can call my bodyguard/personal assistant Andre. I'll PM you his cell phone number. Don't be intimidated by a 6'5, 320 lb negro man either. He's a real nice guy.

[Dirk]

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Mrs. P Wintersnow, I still like you a lot

[James Dewitt]

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. Niiiiiiice Brother Dewitt. Who knew you had such wonderful taste.

Sister W is a very blessed woman!

If you would like I could give the name and address of my jeweler to Zeke. He is a Joo but he has the best diamonds in the country. I saw a 10k emerald cut that was flawless set in pure platinum. It was stunning.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Phebe I could not find a really nice ring in Freehold, so I am in New York for the day. I purchased all three of these, pick one or two, oh heck all three. I hate return lines anyway. James

. Niiiiiiice Brother Dewitt. Who knew you had such wonderful taste.

Sister W is a very blessed woman!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Oh Sister Phebe,

I love your new avatar.

And when I see Mr Dewitt's little pic directly below you I can feel the energy between the two of you.

Which day is it that you will be meeting him in Freehold?

I will say a wee prayer (or ten) for you both.

Sister Charli,

Thank you. I thought I would let my hair down a little. There is more to a gal than just her baking skills you know!

I will be seeing Mr Dewitt immediately on my arrival in Freehold. He has been kind enough to offer me lodgings during Stonefest as the accommodations elsewhere have been filling up great guns.

I am truly looking forward to this weekend and gosh, I thank you for your sincere wishes and prayer.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[handmaiden]

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How could you tell he had the gay? Did he take your mask?

No straight man would have made the effort to be that smooth.

Well I do trust your judgement and as such, maybe we make a day of it with skydiving and pottery? I have heard however that it can promote sexural urges.

Now I admit that it's been a painfully long time, but I vaguely remember sex and those who claim skydiving is better than sex have missed out more in that second department than I have. They are two different experiences.

Skydiving is done in the light of day, unless you are a Navy SEAL on a search and capture mission. It involves safety equipment and can result in death.

Sex is properly done in the dark: the only safety equipment needed is a virtuous partner committed to Christ and it only results in death for gays and other bad people. For good people, the result is babies.

Yes I do know what you mean, but I have not had a man so close to me in such a long time. Is there chance of pregnancy?

YIC

Sister Phebe

Two jumpsuits with regular clothes underneath, a ton of equipment on his back-- it's pretty baby proof.

Oh, and if you survive, they give you this nice little certificate printed out with a faded cartridge on blue office paper. Cool!

Airily Yours,

Handmaiden

[Sister Charli]

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Oh Sister Phebe,

I love your new avatar.

And when I see Mr Dewitt's little pic directly below you I can feel the energy between the two of you.

Which day is it that you will be meeting him in Freehold?

I will say a wee prayer (or ten) for you both.

[James Dewitt]

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Only Jesus can truly forgive you James. If you are right with The Lord, you are right with me. I will be confiscating that phone with those "deleted" numbers, BTW.


YIC,

Phebe.

Thank you Jesus for bringing such a wonderful lady into my Life, Thank you Jesus!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Sweet Phebe, I beg on bended knee, don't do it.

I have some thing to tell you. It is possible that the photos that Rev Jim may have, might include my self and a few female escorts. Sweet Phebe, I have had a difficult time adjusting to the single life. My ex-wife and I have been apart for over two months now, I admit that I have fallen as a Christian and have indulged in sexual relations with females of lets say low moral standards. I have not had contact with them for 2 weeks now, and I have deleted their phone numbers and memories from my mind. I have asked Jesus to forgive me for my indiscretions, and now I beg of you to do the same. In the 23 years of marriage to my ex-wife, not one time did I falter, heck I never even looked at another woman.

Only Jesus can truly forgive you James. If you are right with The Lord, you are right with me. I will be confiscating that phone with those "deleted" numbers, BTW.


YIC,

Phebe.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I will be very honest with you, sister. Some work acquaintances set up the strip club visit for my birthday that year. Their purpose in doing so is that I was known to be a "goody two shoes" ( A saying we have here in the States, I hope that it translates into Aussie) and that doing something wild and out of character would be good for me.

Oh it relates and frankly, I have been called that too. I have no idea why wanting to wear two shoes makes someone "good". I have seen many a heathen with matching footwear before and that doesn't bring them closer to The Lord. oh sorry.. it is just a peeve I have when people say asinine things is all.

Now, it is interesting to note that I was not in fellowship with the Lord at the time yet, somehow His Grace must have been upon me because my demeanor reflected a certain Christian virtue. After all, why else were they determined to contribute to my delinquency?

Having a natural sense of shame, and conversely feeling ashamed of my shame, I came up with the idea of wearing elaborate, feathered masks as part of my party. The masks were for "fun". Really, I was embarrassed to be seen in a strip club.

There was a two drink minimum and I hate the taste of alcohol. They called me out onto the floor and my brief encounter with the briefly dressed man confirmed my nagging suspicions, the guys were gay.

How could you tell he had the gay? Did he take your mask?

Later, another fellow stopped by our table to make nice. There was a very pretty, buxom young woman in our group. The guy paid her some special attention, "Don't you just love boobies?" he gushed."There's just something about them!"

(Honey, I may not know that much about men, but no straight guy in his right mind would have made such a comment. That fact you can take to the bank.)

I tend to agree with you there!

Anyhoo, rounding up here. Even in my sinful state, I found the strip club bit . . . blase`.

Well I do trust your judgement and as such, maybe we make a day of it with skydiving and pottery? I have heard however that it can promote sexural urges.

Now when I went skydiving, I was tied up to a man and he was the "outer spoon" if you know what I mean . . .

Yes I do know what you mean, but I have not had a man so close to me in such a long time. Is there chance of pregnancy?

YIC

Sister Phebe

[James Dewitt]

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I will just let all you "gents" know right now. This is not acting. This is real life!

Perhaps the best thing for me to do is withdraw my personal ad all together.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

Sweet Phebe, I beg on bended knee, don't do it.

I have some thing to tell you. It is possible that the photos that Rev Jim may have, might include my self and a few female escorts. Sweet Phebe, I have had a difficult time adjusting to the single life. My ex-wife and I have been apart for over two months now, I admit that I have fallen as a Christian and have indulged in sexual relations with females of lets say low moral standards. I have not had contact with them for 2 weeks now, and I have deleted their phone numbers and memories from my mind. I have asked Jesus to forgive me for my indiscretions, and now I beg of you to do the same. In the 23 years of marriage to my ex-wife, not one time did I falter, heck I never even looked at another woman.

[handmaiden]

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I would love to, Sister. Perhaps we can set up some time to do so after Stonefest?

One thing though, I have never seen those male strippers you are referring to...perhaps we could also do that, so as to report back to Pastor Ezekiel the debauchery we witness.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

I will be very honest with you, sister. Some work acquaintances set up the strip club visit for my birthday that year. Their purpose in doing so is that I was known to be a "goody two shoes" ( A saying we have here in the States, I hope that it translates into Aussie) and that doing something wild and out of character would be good for me.

Now, it is interesting to note that I was not in fellowship with the Lord at the time yet, somehow His Grace must have been upon me because my demeanor reflected a certain Christian virtue. After all, why else were they determined to contribute to my delinquency?

Having a natural sense of shame, and conversely feeling ashamed of my shame, I came up with the idea of wearing elaborate, feathered masks as part of my party. The masks were for "fun". Really, I was embarrassed to be seen in a strip club.

There was a two drink minimum and I hate the taste of alcohol. They called me out onto the floor and my brief encounter with the briefly dressed man confirmed my nagging suspicions, the guys were gay.

Later, another fellow stopped by our table to make nice. There was a very pretty, buxom young woman in our group. The guy paid her some special attention, "Don't you just love boobies?" he gushed."There's just something about them!"

(Honey, I may not know that much about men, but no straight guy in his right mind would have made such a comment. That fact you can take to the bank.)

Anyhoo, rounding up here. Even in my sinful state, I found the strip club bit . . . blase`.

Now when I went skydiving, I was tied up to a man and he was the "outer spoon" if you know what I mean . . .

Enigmatically Yours,

Handmaiden

[Sister Charli]

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Gee Brother,

I realize you were not slighting me, but your comments did make me think. You have helped me more than you know.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

Oh please Sister Phebe,

I hope you are not considering going to the Amazon. If you thought Australians were barbaric well .... don't they still eat missionaries in the Amazon jungle?

Not to mention malaria and all those other nasties.

Oh Sister P, I would miss you so much if you went there. Would you even have internet access?

Just because some of the gentlemen here are having diffferences of opinion with each other, please Sister Phebe, don't rush in to any decisions.

Enjoy your stoning party and the sky dive and the striptease research before thinking of any longer term plans.

Sent with a sisterly hug,
Charli.

[Cranky Old Man]

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a family emergency come up and I can't attend the after party for Pastor Zeke's birthday.

That is regretable, I heard that the fireworks are going to be even more spectacular than last year.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Please know my remarks were not meant as a slight to you! They were directed at the males involved. I made the Amazon reference in a failed attempt at a humorous ending to an otherwise serious post. Your demeanor has been nothing less than Godly.

Amen

Gee Brother,

I realize you were not slighting me, but your comments did make me think. You have helped me more than you know.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.