[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

I value your input and if things do progress...perhaps we should talk WEDDING!!.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

Sister Phebe,

I knew, in my heart, it would come to this and my heart is broken.

A handsome man with billions, worldy trinkets and a Gulfstream V to flit between Freehold and NYC on a moment's notice.

Perhaps you are better off.

I'll be in my trailer with the Bible, alone, as you two begin your global honeymoon. Have fun.....

Always yours though...

In Christ

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

I've been spending a lot of time with Brother Dewitt over the last few weeks and I've never seen him "foaming at the mouth with rage". Perhaps drooling at the mouth over pie, but that's as close as you're going to get. Sure he's a little bitter about the ex-wife and the ex-fiance, but can you blame him? One of them ran off and the other turned out to be an attempted fraud. I'm sure he is only courting Sister Phebe because he knows she's a good Christian woman.

P.S. I like the one in the middle (only yellow gold)

Sister,

Thank you so much for the clarification of a "hands-on" impression of Mr James Dewitt. I can appreciate full well that he would be drooling over your delicious pie, ANY man would (and frankly I am looking forward of a taste myself once I arrive in Freehold) but it is also apparent to me that he, along with being firm and getting his own fill, is also a quite giving and loving man and more than willing to make concession for we gals with working for the Lord being a life priority. He has been deceived and manipulated before by woman( obviously EVE types ) and I can promise you that is something I would never do to him.

I value your input and if things do progress...perhaps we should talk WEDDING!!.

@ the lovely, ever wise Handmaiden. Sage advice indeed, Sister. Perhaps there may be a Maid-ron of Honor (gosh.. me being silly with a play on words..) position open should things progress?

Gosh Gals,

We may have some talking to do this weekend!!

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Now now Brother Warner,

You have to admit that she is unique and quite... something!

If you think about it, a Christian gal like Emily Beth could be the reason Jesus and Brother Rubicon has how put her in your view; to completely absolve you of your prior (AND FUTURE) lustful and fornicating ways.. completely.

Something to think about Brother Warner.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

Sister Phebe:

As usual your observations and reasoning make some very salient points.
You are indeed a wise lady in the ways of the Lord

However I am determined in my resolve to demonstrate to Jesus and the Brothers and Sisters of God's favourite Church that I can become a good and worthy True Christian™

In addition I feel that I can use my centres of influence to honour Jesus and the Godly Pastors of the LBC via the way of significant Tither contributions.
It is hoped that in the eyes of Jesus this may well go a considerable way of righting many, many, many wrongs on the part of myself

When I achieve God’s “goals” and earn the right to be called a True Christian™ I may then start to consider sourcing a suitable wife

[Phebe Carlyle]

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My dear sweet Phebe, I do hope all is well with you today. I hope that your terrible headache has went away, I find that reading the good book helps on the occasion when I have one.
Have I told you lately what a joy it is know you, what a lovely lady you are? The grace in which you carry your self is a thing of beauty. Your charm and elegance are unparalleled.You have the wisdom of some one twice your age, and the vigor of a high school girl. I am so looking forward to you coming to Freehold next week, the time seems to drag on forever, seconds feel like days.

Waiting patiently James

Oh dear! Oh things are all the better now Mr Dewitt... I mean James.

I too cannot wait to arrive in Freehold, so as to spend some quality one on one time with you.

As for the baubles you posted. All are lovely but I am a gal of not so embellished taste, so that lovely tear-drop cut sapphire with the bezelled shoulder diamonds would be more than enough if any "promise" ring is actually required at all. Gosh, if this is what you produce as a mere promise, I am reeling at the thought of what you will produce should we get engaged.

Indeed... YIC

Phebe.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Brother Rubicon

Whilst the opportunity of meeting Sister Emily Beth is both a generous and exciting proposition on the part of yourself I will regretfully pass on this occasion

Apart from the obvious challenges including the logistics of a long distance relationship down here in Australia there are NUMEROUS and valid reasons that I should not rush into another relationship no matter how tempting it appears

Principally with my ongoing quest to please Jesus and to reverse the many wrongs on my previous wicked ways I feel that in the interim that I must focus all my energies into becoming a True Christian™ without risk of distraction.

BTW - I am quite surprised to hear that Sister Emily Beth has self esteem issues as it is very apparent that she is very much an 'individual'

So thank you Brother and I am sure that Sister Emily Beth will not be single for very long as she is quite a errr……………….catch

Now now Brother Warner,

You have to admit that she is unique and quite... something!

If you think about it, a Christian gal like Emily Beth could be the reason Jesus and Brother Rubicon has how put her in your view; to completely absolve you of your prior (AND FUTURE) lustful and fornicating ways.. completely.

Something to think about Brother Warner.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Oh Mr Rubicon.

I am flattered, of course, but my intent in this thread was not to take any thing away from Sister Phebe.

She has been so good to me since I found Landover. She has been the sibling sister that I never had.

Please, lets not even contemplate a plan B until Sister Phebe has found what her heart desires.

I have to admit that she has encouraged me by private message to write my own singles thread but it is not that easy.

I must do the right thing by Daddy - me being an only child and Mother being long deceased.

Not to mention my cat. I would need to find someone who really loves pussy. I could not desert my 4 legged companion.

And, I understand where Brother Warner was coming from when he pulled out of the contest for Sister Phebe's double dip cherry pie. Like Brother Warner, I too am not yet a Landover True Christian ™ and therefore acknowledge that there must be other more suitable women for someone like yourself Brother Rubicon.

I can understand your position Sister and will respect it by not making any further advances.

But to be clear I am a dear lover of pussy cats! I always have this one close by!

[Sister Charli]

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Oh Mr Rubicon.

I am flattered, of course, but my intent in this thread was not to take any thing away from Sister Phebe.

She has been so good to me since I found Landover. She has been the sibling sister that I never had.

Please, lets not even contemplate a plan B until Sister Phebe has found what her heart desires.

I have to admit that she has encouraged me by private message to write my own singles thread but it is not that easy.

I must do the right thing by Daddy - me being an only child and Mother being long deceased.

Not to mention my cat. I would need to find someone who really loves pussy. I could not desert my 4 legged companion.

And, I understand where Brother Warner was coming from when he pulled out of the contest for Sister Phebe's double dip cherry pie. Like Brother Warner, I too am not yet a Landover True Christian (tm) and therefore acknowledge that there must be other more suitable women for someone like yourself Brother Rubicon.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Thank you for clarifying that Brother R.

I am sure that information will assist dear Sister Phebe in her decision making re a suitable suitor.

You know....we seem to have much in common...if Sister Phebe decides on that good looking fellow with all the shekels... well...

Perhaps YOU would be interested in all I have to offer? We could start the courting at the county fair here next week handing out Bibles at the entrance gate and stoning carnival workers.

The cargo crate is still at the Quantas terminal after all..

Yours in Christ!

[Sister Charli]

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The problem with that fine apartment is that it can be unlocked from the INSIDE. The container is padlocked from the outside for the duration of the filthy cycle and is much easier to hose out afterwards.

Yours in Christ!

Thank you for clarifying that Brother R.

I am sure that information will assist dear Sister Phebe in her decision making re a suitable suitor.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I noticed the orange van had thick curtains that were drawn.

Hence why I asked.

The problem with that fine apartment is that it can be unlocked from the INSIDE. The container is padlocked from the outside for the duration of the filthy cycle and is much easier to hose out afterwards.

Yours in Christ!

[Sister Charli]

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No, it's the storage container below that unit. Better to not have any windows during "that" time of month.

I noticed the orange van had thick curtains that were drawn.

Hence why I asked.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Is the orange one the menstra hut?

No, it's the storage container below that unit. Better to not have any windows during "that" time of month.

[Sister Charli]

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Bah! Do you have a 4 story home to give her as I do?

Is the orange one the menstra hut?

[handmaiden]

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We will all be praying for you, Brother, to find your perfect match, like the perfect diamond solitaire andits coordinating diamond studded wedding ring.

Surely a man of your spiritual . . . riches will not remain single for long.

Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Phebe I could not find a really nice ring in Freehold, so I am in New York for the day. I purchased all three of these, pick one or two, oh heck all three. I hate return lines anyway. James

Bah! Do you have a 4 story home to give her as I do?