[BelieverInGod]

Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There

You see Sister?

Twenty minutes ago, Brother James was foaming at the mouth with rage toward women in general and now he's a casanova? All his sweet talk now...

When the marriage fails next month, I'll still be here sweetheart!

Yours in Christ!

I've been spending a lot of time with Brother Dewitt over the last few weeks and I've never seen him "foaming at the mouth with rage". Perhaps drooling at the mouth over pie, but that's as close as you're going to get. Sure he's a little bitter about the ex-wife and the ex-fiance, but can you blame him? One of them ran off and the other turned out to be an attempted fraud. I'm sure he is only courting Sister Phebe because he knows she's a good Christian woman.

P.S. I like the one in the middle (only yellow gold)

[James Dewitt]

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Phebe I could not find a really nice ring in Freehold, so I am in New York for the day. I purchased all three of these, pick one or two, oh heck all three. I hate return lines anyway. James

[Sister Charli]

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2nd thoughts ..... the one in the middle.

But then again, that one on the left .....

Oh Sister Phebe ... how will you ever decide?

[Sister Charli]

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Oh I am so excited I almost wet myself. I feel a wedding in the air.

Not that I want to influence you Sister Phebe, but that ring on the right ......

[handmaiden]

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see anything that catches your eye Mrs Phebe?

Now, now, Brother Dewitt, a True Christian lady has no need for such baubles, as her treasure is laid up in Heaven.

My engagement ring, which I designed myself, had a small gold cross on a heart of mother of pearl. At the crux of the cross was a very small diamond. The ring barely set my then fiance back a week's lunch money.

I designed it thus to show the world of my disdain for material goods. It was my one and only chance to get a rock on my finger and I blew it-- er, I mean, I gave up my desire for vanity over to the Lord.

During our 14 year marriage, the most expensive piece of jewelry my husband gave me was a string of second rate pearls. He also sold my car to buy me a new washer-dryer so I wouldn't have to lug the laundry to a laundromat. (Which would have been hard to do without a car.)

He was a good, Godly husband, and my leaving him had nothing to do with a lack of bling in my life. It was the presence of books, specifically the wrong kind of books.

You know, come to think of it--getting lost in the interior sparkle of a huge diamond might be just the distraction needed to keep a foolish female from picking up a subversive tome.

Go for it, Brother! Get the biggest hunk of compressed carbon that God ever squeezed out! (Where does God squeeze it out from, I wonder?)

Encouragingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

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see anything that catches your eye Mrs Phebe?

[James Dewitt]

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You see Sister?

Twenty minutes ago, Brother James was foaming at the mouth with rage toward women in general and now he's a casanova? All his sweet talk now...

When the marriage fails next month, I'll still be here sweetheart!

Yours in Christ!

Son that's not rage. Have you ever broken your big toe?
Every time you take a step its painful. Every time you remind me of that no good slut whore its painful to my heart. Rage is when I caught up with the two nigras.... never mind nothing happened, nothing at all.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Originally Posted by Rubicon

Bless you Brother Warner,

You know my cousin Emily Beth is still available:

As you can she, her face radiates righteousness (to the extent that a woman can be righteous)and a solid walk with Jesus! She has, over the years, had issues with self-esteem, but none of us know why. Praise Jesus, after some counseling, she now walks with a confident stride and is as happy as can be in her womanhood and charm.

I wouldn't trust just any Christian with my dear cousin, but with you I would. Say the word, and we will arrange her travel to meet you. She is so excited, her bags are already packed! The eight children will be with her brother until after the wedding, but they too cannot wait to meet their new Daddy!

This lady will give you all you could ever want! At 32, another 8 children is no problem. She knows her place in the Christian home, loves to quote from Judges and desperately needs a man to share her walk with Christ! She treasures private time snuggling and is very affectionate!

May Christ be with you both!

Brother Rubicon

Whilst the opportunity of meeting Sister Emily Beth is both a generous and exciting proposition on the part of yourself I will regretfully pass on this occasion

Apart from the obvious challenges including the logistics of a long distance relationship down here in Australia there are NUMEROUS and valid reasons that I should not rush into another relationship no matter how tempting it appears

Principally with my ongoing quest to please Jesus and to reverse the many wrongs on my previous wicked ways I feel that in the interim that I must focus all my energies into becoming a True Christian™ without risk of distraction.

BTW - I am quite surprised to hear that Sister Emily Beth has self esteem issues as it is very apparent that she is very much an 'individual'

So thank you Brother and I am sure that Sister Emily Beth will not be single for very long as she is quite a errr……………….catch

[Brother Harold Porter]

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My dear sweet Phebe, I do hope all is well with you today. I hope that your terrible headache has went away, I find that reading the good book helps on the occasion when I have one.
Have I told you lately what a joy it is know you, what a lovely lady you are? The grace in which you carry your self is a thing of beauty. Your charm and elegance are unparalleled.You have the wisdom of some one twice your age, and the vigor of a high school girl. I am so looking forward to you coming to Freehold next week, the time seems to drag on forever, seconds feel like days.

Waiting patiently James

You see Sister?

Twenty minutes ago, Brother James was foaming at the mouth with rage toward women in general and now he's a casanova? All his sweet talk now...

When the marriage fails next month, I'll still be here sweetheart!

Yours in Christ!

[James Dewitt]

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My dear sweet Phebe, I do hope all is well with you today. I hope that your terrible headache has went away, I find that reading the good book helps on the occasion when I have one.
Have I told you lately what a joy it is know you, what a lovely lady you are? The grace in which you carry your self is a thing of beauty. Your charm and elegance are unparalleled.You have the wisdom of some one twice your age, and the vigor of a high school girl. I am so looking forward to you coming to Freehold next week, the time seems to drag on forever, seconds feel like days.

Waiting patiently James

[James Dewitt]

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Brother James,

Seems to be some anger still over your breakup of two months ago.

I'm only looking out for our dear Sister. It's likely she will choose you because of your billions. After hearing nothing from our Sister in Christ, I concede defeat.

But will you hold your temper? Not beat her if the prime rib is overcooked? The toilets less than antiseptic? The roof not shingled within a day?

Bless your union!

In Christ!

Anger? I was married to the slut for 23 years, I had every intention of growing old with her. I am on the way home from a business meeting, I am told to stop at a motel where if find my wife in bed with two nigras and you wonder why I am angry!

Cooking, my Ex- wife where ever she is, may god have pity on her cold harlot heart , was a dago for the first 5 years of out marriage I lived on spaghetti and meat balls. If I had prime rib it was at a restaurant. For the last 15 years I have had a maid that has cooked , cleaned, maintained my home. My ex wife was to busy shopping to do any woman's work. When I built this house I had the finest of every thing installed in the kitchen, she never stepped foot inside of it, not even to make me a sandwich! She made me a pie once, it came out of a box
And yes it was my fault, I let her get away with it.
So I have to tell ya if Sweet Mrs Phebe can make a home made pie and a ham sandwich I will be a happy camper. Any thing over that is perfection.
Now as for my money, and on I do not have a billion dollars, damn stock market anyway. Lets just say I am very comfortable. Mrs Phebe has never asked about my net worth and I have not inquired about hers. I will give it away if she wants me to, I sure as heck hope she does not ask me to do that, but I will.
Money is not every thing, but it does make life a bit easier.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Sister Phebe:

Whatever decision you arrive at it will be the right one.
Brothers Dewitt and Rubicon appear to be fine, well meaning and Godly True Christian™ Gentlemen.

My ineligibility to win your Godly heart pains me deeply but I have learnt already that this is the path that God has set for me in his grand plan

I understand also that this is also his punishment for my previous decadent and carnal indulgences of many years past

Sister, I wish you the very best for your future marital bliss

Bless you Brother Warner,

You know my cousin Emily Beth is still available:

As you can she, her face radiates righteousness (to the extent that a woman can be righteous)and a solid walk with Jesus! She has, over the years, had issues with self-esteem, but none of us know why. Praise Jesus, after some counseling, she now walks with a confident stride and is as happy as can be in her womanhood and charm.

I wouldn't trust just any Christian with my dear cousin, but with you I would. Say the word, and we will arrange her travel to meet you. She is so excited, her bags are already packed! The eight children will be with her brother until after the wedding, but they too cannot wait to meet their new Daddy!

This lady will give you all you could ever want! At 32, another 8 children is no problem. She knows her place in the Christian home, loves to quote from Judges and desperately needs a man to share her walk with Christ! She treasures private time snuggling and is very affectionate!

May Christ be with you both!
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[Brother Harold Porter]

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Brother Rubicon,
Are you asking Brother James to treat Mrs.P as anything less than his wife?Why are you insulting her so,? I know I am not involved in this but someone has to stand up for Mrs. P and protect her honor.

Not at all. I'm sure she can plow 3 acres and paint the house before she has bacon and eggs on the table in the morning. She seems as reliable and trustworthy as a Joo in a pawn shop!

Just trying to give the woman a break if she doesn't live up to his expectations. He has anger management issues, after all...


Yours in Christ!

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Sister Phebe:

Whatever decision you arrive at it will be the right one.
Brothers Dewitt and Rubicon appear to be fine, well meaning and Godly True Christian(tm) Gentlemen.

My ineligibility to win your Godly heart pains me deeply but I have learnt already that this is the path that God has set for me in his grand plan

I understand also that this is also his punishment for my previous decadent and carnal indulgences of many years past

Sister, I wish you the very best for your future marital bliss

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Brother James,

Seems to be some anger still over your breakup of two months ago.

I'm only looking out for our dear Sister. It's likely she will choose you because of your billions. After hearing nothing from our Sister in Christ, I concede defeat.

But will you hold your temper? Not beat her if the prime rib is overcooked? The toilets less than antiseptic? The roof not shingled within a day?

Bless your union!

In Christ!

Brother Rubicon,
Are you asking Brother James to treat Mrs.P as anything less than his wife?Why are you insulting her so,? I know I am not involved in this but someone has to stand up for Mrs. P and protect her honor.