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  • Taylor
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2010
    • 98

    #1

    What do you think?

    I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
    I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
    Be nice!
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: What do you think?

    I think you are a bit long in the tooth to find a man at your advanced age. You'll probably die an old maid.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: What do you think?

      I think the first thing you need to do is change your name.

      Maybe Mary, Ruth, Sarah, Miriam. All are good biblical names.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Taylor
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2010
        • 98

        #4
        Re: What do you think?

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        I think you are a bit long in the tooth to find a man at your advanced age. You'll probably die an old maid.
        At 20? Most people in the UK get married at 25 or so. I think I'll be ok!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: What do you think?

          Originally posted by Taylor View Post
          At 20? Most people in the UK get married at 25 or so. I think I'll be ok!
          Not true!
          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ried-time.html
          You had better start planning today before you get old and are undesirable.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: What do you think?

            Originally posted by Taylor View Post
            At 20? Most people in the UK get married at 25 or so. I think I'll be ok!
            20 you should have had at least 3 children by now! If you wait until you are 25, no God fearing man will want you! Are you ugly?

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            • Taylor
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2010
              • 98

              #7
              Re: What do you think?

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Not true!
              http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ried-time.html
              You had better start planning today before you get old and are undesirable.
              Did you read that article? Here's a quote from it:
              "But the breakdown, taken from surveys conducted by the ONS six or seven years ago, found that the picture has reversed for more recent generations.
              Just under a third of women who were under 25 at the time of the survey had given birth. But fewer than a quarter were married."
              It's actually talking about how women in Britain are more likely to have given birth than been married by the age of 25.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: What do you think?

                Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
                I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
                Be nice!
                Men are not interested in women with education. My wife Ethel has never seen the inside of a book, and I love her just the way she is. Men are generally turned off by a woman trying to be as smart as a man. It's the same thing as a woman body builder. Just be a woman.

                Since you've already learned all that stuff, what you need to do is dim down a little bit. I suggest breathing in canned air or typewriter correction fluid until you are as dizzy as a regular woman.

                You say you are feisty and strong willed. That means you will have to wait for a husband who is willing to go the extra mile in disciplining you. Not every man has the time to force his wife to submit, when there are plenty of non-feminazis out there who are willing to submit without a thought. If you want a man to accept you, that means you have to heed his word unquestioningly.

                You cook enough to survive?! No man is going to want to marry Army Ranger woman. Does that mean you eat your own feces?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: What do you think?

                  Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                  Did you read that article? Here's a quote from it:
                  "But the breakdown, taken from surveys conducted by the ONS six or seven years ago, found that the picture has reversed for more recent generations.
                  Just under a third of women who were under 25 at the time of the survey had given birth. But fewer than a quarter were married."
                  It's actually talking about how women in Britain are more likely to have given birth than been married by the age of 25.
                  Fiflthy sluts from England, running around giving birth to bastards. Have you all gone to Satan's side! YIC James Dewitt

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                  • Taylor
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 98

                    #10
                    Re: What do you think?

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Men are not interested in women with education. My wife Ethel has never seen the inside of a book, and I love her just the way she is. Men are generally turned off by a woman trying to be as smart as a man. It's the same thing as a woman body builder. Just be a woman.

                    Since you've already learned all that stuff, what you need to do is dim down a little bit. I suggest breathing in canned air or typewriter correction fluid until you are as dizzy as a regular woman.

                    You say you are feisty and strong willed. That means you will have to wait for a husband who is willing to go the extra mile in disciplining you. Not every man has the time to force his wife to submit, when there are plenty of non-feminazis out there who are willing to submit without a thought. If you want a man to accept you, that means you have to heed his word unquestioningly.

                    You cook enough to survive?! No man is going to want to marry Army Ranger woman. Does that mean you eat your own feces?
                    Aww, I'm glad you have a happy relationship with your wife. However, no-one I know has said that about girls- in fact one of my cousins says that the first thing he looks for in a girl is the ability to make intelligent conversation. Also, I worked hard for this knowledge; I'm not breathing in chemicals to dissolve some brain cells.
                    I don't eat my own faeces, that is disgusting. I meant I can cook well enough, but very basic. We're talking pasta or stir frys.
                    I said I was feisty and strong willed, yes. Don't you think that probably means that I'm not going to wait around (or indeed stay with) a man who tries to beat me into doing his bidding?

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #11
                      Re: What do you think?

                      Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                      one of my cousins says that the first thing he looks for in a girl is the ability to make intelligent conversation.
                      I don't understand why a man would want to have conversation with a woman. He must be a faggot.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Taylor
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 98

                        #12
                        Re: What do you think?

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        20 you should have had at least 3 children by now! If you wait until you are 25, no God fearing man will want you! Are you ugly?
                        No, I'm not hahaha.
                        I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #13
                          Re: What do you think?

                          Originally posted by Taylor View Post
                          I don't want kids yet! Apart from anything else, I have a broken back, trying to carrying around a kid as well would be a pain. Literally, just massive amounts of pain.
                          If you don't want kids then there is NO need to find a husband.

                          How could you be that cruel to a man to deceive him into a marital relationship and then deny him opportunity to produce little boy childs for Christ?

                          You would then jeopardise his life by him spilling his seed on barren ground through masturbation or contraception. God is very clear that sexual activity is for the purpose of procreation. Genesis 38:8-10

                          Why else would you want to marry? And .... have you thought about a suitable girl name yet?

                          I made the mistake of having a non gender specific name and have found myself left on the shelf double your age. Please do not make the same boo boo I did.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Higgins
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 314

                            #14
                            Re: What do you think?

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            I don't understand why a man would want to have conversation with a woman. He must be a faggot.
                            I don't know Billy, I mean I am not married yet, but it would seem that inbetween the the times when she is cooking, cleaning, and raising the kids, I would like to have a decent conversation with the person I am sharing my life with. Perhaps I am wrong, but I think it would be necessary.
                            Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                            Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: What do you think?

                              Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                              I don't know Billy, I mean I am not married yet, but it would seem that inbetween the the times when she is cooking, cleaning, and raising the kids, I would like to have a decent conversation with the person I am sharing my life with. Perhaps I am wrong, but I think it would be necessary.
                              My wife Ethel stays pretty busy, especially since she has only one hand. Maybe I would feel differently if we were both loitering around the house all day with nothing to do. But even if she does have some down time, wouldn't you rather play a board game, rather than hear what a woman has to say?
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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