[SticksAndStones]

Re: What do you think?

Haha, football is still fun! I agree, people shouldn't climb on a roof unless they have to, even men.

Are you kidding? You have never climbed on the roof? Are you a pansy? The roof top is one of the best places to pray. Its calm and airy.

Ahaha thanks for the invitation Believer, but my heart is already taken

Hey Taylor, can you forgive me if i have given you false hopes?

False hopes, my ass. I dated a girl who played basketball and volleyball and american football and badminton and table tennis well, and she was hot.

[Original Gothster]

Re: What do you think?

She's a dyke, don't let her fool you. She's 20 and she plays soccer, it couldn't be much more obvious than that. I mean seriously, unless England has changed totally since I was last there, the only 20-something chicks I ever met over there that played soccer were confirmed carpet-munchers. I bet she's got a buzz cut and she keeps a strap-on in her night stand!

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do you think?

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The only reason I can think of is it's the femnazi way of acting more like a man, burn the bra and wear a strap? Unless they have modified two jockstraps into a bra.

So that is where the term sports bra came from. Thanks, I feel much better, for a while I thought all the men that you see playing soccer where really females.

Unfortunately, even though I was a tomboy as a young woman, I never took to feminism. Although I'd rather be outside with my male cousins rather than learning to knit with my grandmother, I never wanted to be one of my male cousins, so I don't really understand the femnazi brain.

Its hard enough for a man to understand a normal female brain let alone a femnazi's brain.

Now I'm sorry I didn't pay as much attention to my grandmother. Many skills were lost, I picked up some from my aunt, but I never learned how to crochet doilies.

At least you have a great pie, you can always be happy about that.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What do you think?

Also Taylor, I did not say you were a lesbian, I suggested that you might be harboring some latent homosexual tendencies.

And you will pardon me for asking this, but at what grade level is your reading comprehension? Your ability to remember what is written by the other members of this forum seems marginal at best.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What do you think?

Sister Big, why do females in England wear Jockstraps when they play soccer on roof tops? Brother Wide Open and my self are a bit curious, my be another female can shed some light.

The only reason I can think of is it's the femnazi way of acting more like a man, burn the bra and wear a strap? Unless they have modified two jockstraps into a bra.

Unfortunately, even though I was a tomboy as a young woman, I never took to feminism. Although I'd rather be outside with my male cousins rather than learning to knit with my grandmother, I never wanted to be one of my male cousins, so I don't really understand the femnazi brain.

Now I'm sorry I didn't pay as much attention to my grandmother. Many skills were lost, I picked up some from my aunt, but I never learned how to crochet doilies.

[margenal]

Re: What do you think?

Ahaha thanks for the invitation Believer, but my heart is already taken

Hey Taylor, can you forgive me if i have given you false hopes?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What do you think?

This will be the third time you have forced me to ask this question.

ARE



YOU



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VIRGIN?

If you do not answer this time, I will take your evasiveness as confirmation of my suspicions that you are a fornicatrix.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do you think?

Sister Big, why do females in England wear Jockstraps when they play soccer on roof tops? Brother Wide Open and my self are a bit curious, my be another female can shed some light.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What do you think?

PLease forgive me to say it, but you still have a chance to find the man of your dreams

This is not a dating site, please take your unbridled hormones somewhere else.

[margenal]

Re: What do you think?

hmmmm let me resume... 20, pretty, strong willed, willing to know, active and playing football?


Oh dear God it's true.. it's horrible, this can't be...



Oh no i cannot say it...



PLease forgive me to say it, but you still have a chance to find the man of your dreams

[Taylor]

Re: What do you think?

I understand now.

I think.

I mean, it's not like "like my peroxide hair ladies" Beckham would play "soccah" in the US, would he? That would be too "Posh" wouldn't it?

Holy cow woman, you are just not making sense here! Are you sure it was just your back and your foot?

Haha, Beckham played "football" here until he got too old and then some American team gave him a lot of money to come and play for them. So now he plays "football" but calls it "soccer" to keep his American bosses happy and keep the paychecks coming. Actually I have no idea why you guys call it soccer... any ideas what he origin of that is?
Also, I'm not homosexual whoever said that

[Wide-Open]

Re: What do you think?

Also, I'm not in America. Here, football is the sport played by David Beckham and co.

I understand now.

I think.

I mean, it's not like "like my peroxide hair ladies" Beckham would play "soccah" in the US, would he? That would be too "Posh" wouldn't it?

Holy cow woman, you are just not making sense here! Are you sure it was just your back and your foot?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What do you think?

You never did answer my question as to whether or not you are still a virgin. All this talk of women and sports has also got me to thinking you might have some latent homosexual tendencies.

[Taylor]

Re: What do you think?

It goes.........or maybe.......I think a Sister needs to answer that.



Well if you meant to say soccer why didn't you? This is America after all.

You don't wear a jockstrap when you're playing our football. Why do they wear so much padding and stuff in American football? Rugby has just the same level of contact and you don't see Martin Johnson prancing around with shoulder pads.
Also, I'm not in America. Here, football is the sport played by David Beckham and co.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do you think?

So where does the "jockstrap" go?

It goes.........or maybe.......I think a Sister needs to answer that.

No, football. Not American football. I think you guys call it soccer.
To Wide Open- as explained above, it was an accident and I was not trying to kill myself. I love my life and don't particularly want to leave it at this stage.

Well if you meant to say soccer why didn't you? This is America after all.