[Taylor]

Re: What do you think?

Why were you playing children's games if you are 20? Also a woman should not be climbing on roofs.

Haha, football is still fun! I agree, people shouldn't climb on a roof unless they have to, even men.

[Wide-Open]

Re: What do you think?

Anyway, there is no way a fat person would have been able to squeeze out of the window and climb onto the roof in the first place

Frankly my dear, you are scaring me now. "Petite" on a hot tin roof? I'm not buying it.

Did you try to kill yourself? You know that's a horrible sin, right?

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do you think?

Haha, football is still fun! I agree, people shouldn't climb on a roof unless they have to, even men.

A woman playing football, now that's funny.

[Wide-Open]

Re: What do you think?

A woman playing football, now that's funny.

So where does the "jockstrap" go?

[Taylor]

Re: What do you think?

A woman playing football, now that's funny.

No, football. Not American football. I think you guys call it soccer.
To Wide Open- as explained above, it was an accident and I was not trying to kill myself. I love my life and don't particularly want to leave it at this stage.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do you think?

So where does the "jockstrap" go?

It goes.........or maybe.......I think a Sister needs to answer that.

No, football. Not American football. I think you guys call it soccer.
To Wide Open- as explained above, it was an accident and I was not trying to kill myself. I love my life and don't particularly want to leave it at this stage.

Well if you meant to say soccer why didn't you? This is America after all.

[Taylor]

Re: What do you think?

It goes.........or maybe.......I think a Sister needs to answer that.



Well if you meant to say soccer why didn't you? This is America after all.

You don't wear a jockstrap when you're playing our football. Why do they wear so much padding and stuff in American football? Rugby has just the same level of contact and you don't see Martin Johnson prancing around with shoulder pads.
Also, I'm not in America. Here, football is the sport played by David Beckham and co.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: What do you think?

You never did answer my question as to whether or not you are still a virgin. All this talk of women and sports has also got me to thinking you might have some latent homosexual tendencies.

[Wide-Open]

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Also, I'm not in America. Here, football is the sport played by David Beckham and co.

I understand now.

I think.

I mean, it's not like "like my peroxide hair ladies" Beckham would play "soccah" in the US, would he? That would be too "Posh" wouldn't it?

Holy cow woman, you are just not making sense here! Are you sure it was just your back and your foot?

[Taylor]

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I understand now.

I think.

I mean, it's not like "like my peroxide hair ladies" Beckham would play "soccah" in the US, would he? That would be too "Posh" wouldn't it?

Holy cow woman, you are just not making sense here! Are you sure it was just your back and your foot?

Haha, Beckham played "football" here until he got too old and then some American team gave him a lot of money to come and play for them. So now he plays "football" but calls it "soccer" to keep his American bosses happy and keep the paychecks coming. Actually I have no idea why you guys call it soccer... any ideas what he origin of that is?
Also, I'm not homosexual whoever said that

[margenal]

Re: What do you think?

hmmmm let me resume... 20, pretty, strong willed, willing to know, active and playing football?


Oh dear God it's true.. it's horrible, this can't be...



Oh no i cannot say it...



PLease forgive me to say it, but you still have a chance to find the man of your dreams

[BelieverInGod]

Re: What do you think?

PLease forgive me to say it, but you still have a chance to find the man of your dreams

This is not a dating site, please take your unbridled hormones somewhere else.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What do you think?

Sister Big, why do females in England wear Jockstraps when they play soccer on roof tops? Brother Wide Open and my self are a bit curious, my be another female can shed some light.

[Professor Bessemer]

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This will be the third time you have forced me to ask this question.

ARE



YOU



A


VIRGIN?

If you do not answer this time, I will take your evasiveness as confirmation of my suspicions that you are a fornicatrix.

[margenal]

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Ahaha thanks for the invitation Believer, but my heart is already taken

Hey Taylor, can you forgive me if i have given you false hopes?