Old Heller died.

[Old Heller]

Great granddad's dying words to me was to let the people at his favorite church site know he won't be back no more.

I am Billy Heller, Old Hellers great grandson. His given name was Wall Whitman Heller. He died last week at the age of 112 from a unfortunate accident. He had a new girl friend he met on line. She was a nice girl, but ugly and she wayed a lot. At least 450 pounds. Anyway, she wanted to be on top when they did it, and poor old great grandpa got a rib broke that punctured his lung.

He askt me to tell you how much he appreciated y'alls help and advice. Wer'e all sure he went to heaven cause you helpt him so much.

Billy Heller

[Talitha]

Re: Old Heller died.

Great granddad's dying words to me was to let the people at his favorite church site know he won't be back no more.

I am Billy Heller, Old Hellers great grandson. His given name was Wall Whitman Heller. He died last week at the age of 112 from a unfortunate accident. He had a new girl friend he met on line. She was a nice girl, but ugly and she wayed a lot. At least 450 pounds. Anyway, she wanted to be on top when they did it, and poor old great grandpa got a rib broke that punctured his lung.

He askt me to tell you how much he appreciated y'alls help and advice. Wer'e all sure he went to heaven cause you helpt him so much.

Billy Heller

I hope he made a Loving donation to his favorite church before he croaked passed on?
If not, then as sure I'm holding this King James Bible he'll already be rotting in Hell.
Did he happen to mention a beautiful slim True Christian(tm) blonde in his Will?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Old Heller died.

My eyes failed me a wee bit on this thread title and I thought it read "Old Yeller had died".


Here I was all set to cash in on my Yoko Ono vinyl collection.



Bless you, my grudge against my manhood child,
Father Mo

[SUV]

Re: Old Heller died.

All Right, Daddy Mole - we all know why you really popped into this Dating thread! You were Hoping to run into that new catlickin' priest who's been around here, this "Father Tom Martin" or something like that.

Well don't even bother hanging around waiting for him! I myself personally exposed him as the Dead neegroe, Earl "Fatha" Hines! And after being publicly Shamed like this, he seems to have slunk off to somewhere else.

Sorry!

My eyes failed me a wee bit on this thread title and I thought it read "Old Yeller had died".


Here I was all set to cash in on my Yoko Ono vinyl collection.



Bless you, my grudge against my manhood child,
Father Mo

[sinner]

Re: Old Heller died.

Great granddad's dying words to me was to let the people at his favorite church site know he won't be back no more.

I am Billy Heller, Old Hellers great grandson. His given name was Wall Whitman Heller. He died last week at the age of 112 from a unfortunate accident. He had a new girl friend he met on line. She was a nice girl, but ugly and she wayed a lot. At least 450 pounds. Anyway, she wanted to be on top when they did it, and poor old great grandpa got a rib broke that punctured his lung.

He askt me to tell you how much he appreciated y'alls help and advice. Wer'e all sure he went to heaven cause you helpt him so much.

Billy Heller

Your grandad Wal-Mart Heller sounds like a True Christian. May the good Lord bless His sole and keep him at His side for all eternity. My most regretable regrets to you and your family at this time of sorrow and property distribution and your grandpy's accident I have to say that it is too bad that no more women will be made from that broken rib but if he truly repented for his sins and accepted the Lord Jeesus in his heart, we know he's sitting in Haaven right now - God is great...all the time!

May he rest in pieces. Ahmen.

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[Fallen Angel]

Re: Old Heller died.

dats so sad! im sorry 4 u n ur family n will cast a spell of healing tonite.