[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

I know this is an older thread, but I have to say... that picture .. WOW!!!! I will have to take that picture with me for some private prayer time.

Well thank you Mr. LHM, it is indeed an honor for a Christian man such as yourself to be praying over me.

And Sister handmaiden (may I refer to you as Sister? I do not wish to be rude), I know all too well the fiendish tricks the Quaker cult gets up. In my unsaved days I once attended a Christmas service at a Quaker church and it was positively barbaric. They sat in silence, lit candles, said whatever was on their mind, and didn't discuss ANY scripture! It was basically a unitarian (which is one step-away from full-blown satanism) service! My new year's resolution that year was to only buy Uncle Ben products from then on, and I am happy to say I have never once faltered.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

uhhh, I can dig the duds. Needs a touch of road kill ,and some scripture 'tats' on the inner thigh. Something from Revelation, creeping upwards, would be nice.

Q1--- Are you ready for the end-times? Any stockpile of rations?
Q2---- Whats your target grouping at 50 yards , 7.62X39.
Q3----- Dowry?
Q4 -final ----- Besides our Savior , who is a mans' best friend?

If you answer the above correctly: are you willing to submit to a certain ballistic test that may include some K-Y Jelly, ping-pong balls, and um, a tape measure?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

If you answer the above correctly: are you willing to submit to a certain ballistic test that may include some K-Y Jelly, ping-pong balls, and um, a tape measure?

I think you are confusing Lycra with one of those Thai brides that keep rejecting you.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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I think you are confusing Lycra with one of those Thai brides that keep rejecting you.

Are you feeling a little worried Jo Freddie? I have no interest in marrying you.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." 2 Corinthians 6:14-17

[Nachodemon]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

Are you feeling a little worried Jo Freddie? I have no interest in marrying you.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." 2 Corinthians 6:14-17

I do not think that he expressed any desire whatsoever to wed you, and you'd do right to recognize this and stop being egotistical. I have a feeling you are trying to stick with the 'in' crowd, shameful. Belittling another Christian(man) for reasons unstated!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

I do not think that he expressed any desire whatsoever to wed you, and you'd do right to recognize this and stop being egotistical. I have a feeling you are trying to stick with the 'in' crowd, shameful. Belittling another Christian(man) for reasons unstated!

Umm... Jo Freddie isn't Christian. He is a Godmocking pasta-worshiper. In fact he's so crazy he thinks being called a Christian is an insult.

And of course he wants to marry me, but I had to inform him that in addition to me not liking Italian food I am prohibited by the Bible from marrying a hellbound pastafarian.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

Are you feeling a little worried Jo Freddie?

Nope.

I have no interest in marrying you.

And for that I give thanks to Our Lord Noodle

I do not think that he expressed any desire whatsoever to wed you, and you'd do right to recognize this and stop being egotistical. I have a feeling you are trying to stick with the 'in' crowd, shameful. Belittling another Christian(man) for reasons unstated!

This bit Lycra gets right...

Umm... Jo Freddie isn't Christian.

This bit Lycra gets SO VERY WRONG on so MANY counts!

He is a Godmocking pasta-worshiper. In fact he's so crazy he thinks being called a Christian is an insult.And of course he wants to marry me, but I had to inform him that in addition to me not liking Italian food I am prohibited by the Bible from marrying a hellbound pastafarian.

Is there something in the water you christian women drink that leads you to have these delusions?

[Lycia The Repentant]

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This bit Lycra gets SO VERY WRONG on so MANY counts!

What did I get wrong there? That you're a pastafarian? That you constantly and consistently mock the Lord? That you don't like being lumped in with True Christians™ (Believe me, NOBODY is happy when somebody does that)? That the Bible tells us we shouldn't associate with unbelievers? Or that I don't particularly care for Italian food?

Is there something in the water you christian women drink that leads you to have these delusions?

Is there something in the pasta you take that makes you so ridiculous?

[Jo Freddie]

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What did I get wrong there? That you're a pastafarian? That you constantly and consistently mock the Lord? That you don't like being lumped in with True Christians™ (Believe me, NOBODY is happy when somebody does that)? That the Bible tells us we shouldn't associate with unbelievers? Or that I don't particularly care for Italian food?

Well let me go though it and pick out a few points you have got wrong...

He is a Godmocking

No I praise God

pasta-worshiper

Wroing, I worship God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.

In fact he's so crazy

I am perfectly sane

he thinks being called a Christian is an insult

That bit you got right.

And of course he wants to marry me

So very wrong Lycra

Italian food

The sharing of any noodle dish can form an act of worship, it does not have to be Italian.

I am prohibited by the Bible from marrying a hellbound pastafarian.

Wrong on two counts here, where is the scripture to back that up? Also I am not Hellbound, mainly due to the fact that your version of Hell does not exist.

Is there something in the pasta you take that makes you so ridiculous?

You site a Homonym, the pasta to which you refer is a substance that is not Noodly and I have NOTHING to do with it.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

Well let me go though it and pick out a few points you have got wrong...

And let me go through and show you how you have gotten everything wrong Jo Freddie.

No I praise God

The wrong god. And do I really need to clarify that when I said you were a Godmocker I meant you were mocking the Lord that True Christians™ serve and not your Spaghetti Satan?

Wroing, I worship God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.

If your deity represents himself as pasta, then how is it unfair to call you a pasta-worshiper?

I am perfectly sane

That bit you got right.

Ok, I was wrong when I said you were wrong about everything.

So very wrong Lycra

Please pasta-head, anybody who isn't wearing an eye-patch can see that you are upset about Lisa rejecting you and have now latched onto me.

The sharing of any noodle dish can form an act of worship, it does not have to be Italian.

Jo Freddie not even in your wildest dreams will I be sharing a dish of pasta with you.

Wrong on two counts here, where is the scripture to back that up? Also I am not Hellbound, mainly due to the fact that your version of Hell does not exist.

Look, we all know you are blind to the fact that unless you repent soon you will be spending an Eternity in Hell, but that doesn't mean Hell doesn't exist!

As for the scripture you will see I posted it already, but since I assume you were not paying attention I will post it again.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." 2 Corinthians 6:14-17

You site a Homonym, the pasta to which you refer is a substance that is not Noodly and I have NOTHING to do with it.

And you originally cited an ad-hominem. AND from some of the delusions you post I don't think I believe that Jo Freddie.

Now please, I already said I don't want to marry you. What is the point of this discussion?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

And let me go through and show you how you have gotten everything wrong Jo Freddie.

That would be a FAIL on your part Lycra.

The wrong god. And do I really need to clarify that when I said you were a Godmocker I meant you were mocking the Lord that True Christians™ serve and not your Spaghetti Satan?

That makes you the God Mocker not I.

If your deity represents himself as pasta, then how is it unfair to call you a pasta-worshiper?

Because I God, not the foodstuff he instructed us to make in his honour.

Ok, I was wrong when I said you were wrong about everything.

No I said...

This bit Lycra gets SO VERY WRONG on so MANY counts!

Please pasta-head, anybody who isn't wearing an eye-patch can see that you are upset about Lisa rejecting you and have now latched onto me.

Your ability to believe such ridiculous ideas explains a great deal.

Jo Freddie not even in your wildest dreams will I be sharing a dish of pasta with you.

Phew, that is a relief.

Look, we all know you are blind to the fact that unless you repent soon you will be spending an Eternity in Hell, but that doesn't mean Hell doesn't exist!

Not in the way you think of it

As for the scripture you will see I posted it already, but since I assume you were not paying attention I will post it again.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." 2 Corinthians 6:14-17

That prevents me from marrying you, not you from marrying me, as you are the unbeliever, but as it is not from a Holy Text it does not count.

And you originally cited an ad-hominem. AND from some of the delusions you post I don't think I believe that Jo Freddie.

I can assue you that I do not partake in Cocaine sulfate

Now please, I already said I don't want to marry you.

Good

What is the point of this discussion?

To point out your errors.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

Mindless bleating removed

Jo Freddie I am done discussing this with you. The fact remains that no matter how much you try to persuade me otherwise I will not be converting to pasta-paganism and I will not be marrying you. Now please stop derailing my thread and scaring off potential suitors.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

Jo Freddie I am done discussing this with you.

The fact remains that no matter how much you try to persuade me otherwise I will not be converting to pasta-paganism

So you will continue to reject God.

I will not be marrying you.

That option was NEVER available to you in the first place.
I have a partner who I love dearly, we had a civil ceremony in Sydney five years ago.

Now please stop derailing my thread

Me derailing!
If you care to look back I was commenting on an inappropriate remark from an ill mannered fool. YOu then started to go on about your fantasy about me wanting to marry you.

scaring off potential suitors.

Don't worry I will leave that to you, after all you are doing it so well.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

@Spaghetti Freddie:
You are like a New York bedbug dude, you everywhere keeping people from getting some lovin' on.
A True Christian™ babe comes seeking a virile mate, and you noodle-block you way into the courtship ritual.

To answer your prior snide remark --- Thai girls have never rejected me, and I correspond daily with many of them.
If I had a credit card I could even get more information about how much they could love me long time. FYI, and it isn't really any of your meatball business, my ex-wife wasn't even a slant eyed Thai.
She was a white girl, albeit a Bosnian midget, with a real hot sister midget. Her sister was the reason we are no longer together; that and the fact that midgets have always creeped me out (I fell uneasy about antique furniture too).

When I was a youngster {locked in the laundry room while Mom prayed with an uncle} I was given a special biological model toy to teach me to avoid a certain type of woman.
Lycia bears no resemblance to my study tool, and therefore I think she is cute.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Gone from Rahab to Religion! Seeking a TC Man

drivel removed

I think in your quest for a bride you would be more successful you you stick to your usual methods.