Swinger

[GodGoodFlavor]

Hi, First time poster, long time lurker.

I'm a single christian who at this point, i must say am not willing to make any commitments. i must say i am a Swinger. I am into Swapping Lovers with others, Sharing, and in some cases, group Sex.

If any virgin girls or boys here want to take part in group sex, with no lasting commitment, please respond ASAP <3

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Swinger

Aren't you married to Tori Spelling?

Does she know you are trolling Christian forums looking for strange?

I'm going to contact her immediately!

Please stop posting this filth on GOD'S Favorite Forum. There are no swingers here.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Swinger

Hi, First time poster, long time lurker.

I'm a single christian who at this point, i must say am not willing to make any commitments.

That's a contradiction in terms. If you're not willing to make a commitment to Christ, and another lifelong commitment to a good submissive baby oven to make baby soldiers for Him, then you're no Christian at all.

[GodGoodFlavor]

Re: Swinger

That's a contradiction in terms. If you're not willing to make a commitment to Christ, and another lifelong commitment to a good submissive baby oven to make baby soldiers for Him, then you're no Christian at all.

i would never make a commitment to christ, i am not a homosexual, what kind of church are you running here?

[VictoryOS]

Re: Swinger

For starters, we're a Church who Believes in capitalizing the words that are important, such as God and Christ.

Second, we're a Church who doesn't believe in Homersexuality. The only swinging we do is on the front porch swing while sipping lemonade and reading the Words of the HOLY BIBLE. So you can take your filthy bed-hopping, satan-sodomizing, lieberal trash ways and hit the road. Or you can accept the Eternal Love of JESUS CHRIST. It's your choice. Let us know what you decide.

[GodGoodFlavor]

Re: Swinger

For starters, we're a Church who Believes in capitalizing the words that are important, such as God and Christ.

Second, we're a Church who doesn't believe in Homersexuality. The only swinging we do is on the front porch swing while sipping lemonade and reading the Words of the HOLY BIBLE. So you can take your filthy bed-hopping, satan-sodomizing, lieberal trash ways and hit the road. Or you can accept the Eternal Love of JESUS CHRIST. It's your choice. Let us know what you decide.

Capitalizing the words that are important? You mean Selective Listening?

What do you have to gain from following a bible you take out of context?

I thought you people were christians

[Evilman2002]

Re: Swinger

God gave me small genitalia.


would YOU worship him?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Swinger

Capitalizing the words that are important? You mean Selective Listening?

What do you have to gain from following a bible you take out of context?

I thought you people were christians

I haven't seen anyone taking anything out of context here, other than you.

You claim to be a "Christian" and than tell us that you commit whoredoms and sodomy with anyone willing to sit still for it. That set of behaviors is not Christian, it is satanic.

If you have come here to mock God, you made a big mistake, girlyboy.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[GodGoodFlavor]

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Wrong, Your pride and cockyness is a sin.

and by the looks of this forum. You have taken all gods teaching out of context. otherwise you wouldn't be judging and labeling people and treating everyone who doesn't practice bein a christian to your SUB-STANDARD, as inferior. and i say sub standard because you are not behaving like true christian, you are sheltered and hostile and unaccepting.

Do you people not understand your not practicing your religion the way it was intended, and that you are all sinners?


MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD. HE REIGNS FROM THE HEAVEN ABOVE. WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Swinger

Wrong, Your pride and cockyness is a sin.

and By the looks of this forum, you have taken all Gods teaching out of context, otherwise you wouldn't be judging and labeling people and treating everyone who doesn't practice being a Christian to your SUB-STANDARD, as inferior. and i say sub standard because you are not behaving like true Christian, you are sheltered and hostile and unaccepting.
(just poor grammar and sentence construction)
Do you people not understand your not practicing your religion the way it was intended, and that you are all sinners?


MY GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD. HE REIGNS FROM THE HEAVEN ABOVE. WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE.

You can't go around making up your own gods, silly boy. There is only One God, the God of the Holy Bible (KJV1611). Go read it and then come back and attempt to post intelligently.

[Sister Noddy]

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God gave me small genitalia.

would YOU worship him?

Would you post on the public board of Jesus' favorite Church the size of your tallywacker?

You should be ashamed of yourself! You should pray that a hole opens up beneath your feet and you drop straight down to hell!

We're Bible believing True Christians™, modest and refined, one just doesn't mention (Jesus forgive noddy!) the size of one's man-thing here on Landover, loser!

[GodGoodFlavor]

Re: Swinger

You can't go around making up your own gods, silly boy. There is only One God, the God of the Holy Bible (KJV1611). Go read it and then come back and attempt to post intelligently.

Are you dense? I'm sayin you people are woshipping yourselves...not god. This whole forum is you getting off to verbally attackin, judging, and talking about sex. What is being preached her is blasophomy, with faux righteosness and hate mongrilling.


you people have a whole lot more to worry about then spelling errors.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you dense? I'm sayin you people are woshipping yourselves...not god. This whole forum is you getting off to verbally attackin, judging, and talking about sex. What is being preached her is blasophomy, with faux righteosness and hate mongrilling.


you people have a whole lot more to worry about then spelling errors.

I see that you subscribe to the notion that "the best defense is a good offence." You throw handfuls of the very muck and mire of sin that stick to your filthy body at us, then hope that we will be distracted by warding off your hatefulness rather than addressing the root problem.

You came onto our Godly forum uninvited, immediately announced that you were a Christian child rapist sodomite, and then accused US of being false Christians. every single accusation you have made about us, actually describes your own condition. Is this some sort of unique sickness you have?

Try and get this through your head, pervert: We follow every single word in the Holy KJV1611 Bible as the LITERAL TRUTH, spoken by God Almighty. This includes several scriptures that forbid sodomy and fornicating, and condemn unrepentant practitioners of those behaviors to everlasting hellfire. We do not condemn you, God does not condemn you. You condemn YOURSELF.

Just remember, every time you point a finger at us, you have three fingers pointing back at yourself.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Just remember, every time you point a finger at us, you have three fingers pointing back at yourself.

I thought he sounded like a retard.
Hahaha. 1 finger forward, three fingers back. retard.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Swinger

Wrong, Your pride and cockyness is a sin.

Where does God describe "cockyness" as a sin?

Are you dense? I'm sayin you people are woshipping yourselves...not god. This whole forum is you getting off to verbally attackin, judging, and talking about sex. What is being preached her is blasophomy, with faux righteosness and hate mongrilling.

Hate mongrilling? Is that the grilling of hateful mongoloids like yourself? Well, if that's what you want to call it...