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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    ..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
    wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thingWe're not guessing.
    You do nothing but stereotype. Obesity and perversion are two different things, same with wiccanism and witchcraft are two things. And you are guessing because you do not exactly know what you are talking about. Bigotry wrapped in prayer is still bigotry.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    I am only one of those things; obese
    ..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?
    For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan.
    wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thing
    Not witch, good guess though
    We're not guessing.

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.
    I am only one of those things; obese
    For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan. Not witch, good guess though

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    You are a true comedian
    And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    ...In other news, water is wet.

    Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.
    You are a true comedian

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants...
    ...In other news, water is wet.

    Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.

    Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)

    Pastor Ed
    That's really cute, sounds like you two had a wonderful relationship. My thing is I'm not even considering marriage, and kissing is harmless. No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants before we've been dating several years.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Black Knight View Post
    You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
    Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!

    Safe lovin' people!
    Dear Godmocking Maggot;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • Black Knight
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    Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

    You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
    Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!

    Safe lovin' people!

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  • Carl the wop
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    So, you're a non-breeder, then? Then you shall be doubly spit-roasted by Lucifer. Maybe with some fava beans and a nice Key-antee..

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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    Oops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my boyfriend are going to hell
    My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.

    Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)

    Pastor Ed

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    Not bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.
    The only classification that matters is

    SAVED / UNSAVED

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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
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    Originally posted by John North View Post
    Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.
    Not bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.

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  • John North
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    The intercourse, such as panesexual doesn't care what genitals their partner has
    Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.

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  • Born Again Bob
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    Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
    I got it from Southpark, you know the telivision show? It's wonderful
    Telivision?

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