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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???
You do nothing but stereotype. Obesity and perversion are two different things, same with wiccanism and witchcraft are two things. And you are guessing because you do not exactly know what you are talking about. Bigotry wrapped in prayer is still bigotry.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???
..er ..how can obesity be construed as anything other than a perversion?Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostI am only one of those things; obese
wiccanism and witchcraft is the same thingFor the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan.We're not guessing.Not witch, good guess though
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I am only one of those things; obeseOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAnd you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.
For the record I am not perverted, and I am wiccan. Not witch, good guess though
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And you are an obese perverted witch. Go away.Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostYou are a true comedian
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You are a true comedianOriginally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
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...In other news, water is wet.Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostNo Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants...
Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.
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That's really cute, sounds like you two had a wonderful relationship. My thing is I'm not even considering marriage, and kissing is harmless. No Mr. of mine is gonna get into my pants before we've been dating several years.Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View PostMy dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.
Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)
Pastor Ed
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;Originally posted by Black Knight View PostYou cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!
Safe lovin' people!
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???
You cannot call yourself a partnership until you have kissed and had intercourse. Kissing's harmless, worst you are going to get is a cold.
Sex is a little different, learn to use a condom, and don't get too drunk!
Safe lovin' people!
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So, you're a non-breeder, then? Then you shall be doubly spit-roasted by Lucifer. Maybe with some fava beans and a nice Key-antee..
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My dear, courtship should be a long and honorable thing.Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostOops if it's a sin to kiss outside of marriage then me and my boyfriend are going to hell
Before the Mrs. passed away, we dated seven years and began holding hands on the night of the wedding. Even after marriage, we never saw each other naked or consummated the marriage for another three years and eleven months. I remember exactly because it was hard to endure, but I did it for the love of Jesus. You'd do well to at least try to pursue goodness and have a healthy respect for the chastity that God prefers (see Matthew 19:12; I Corinthians 7:28-40)
Pastor Ed
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The only classification that matters isOriginally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostNot bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.
SAVED / UNSAVED
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Not bisexual, panesexual. You could classify me as a homosexual but you'd be incorrect.Originally posted by John North View PostSigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.
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Sigh… So you’re bisexual (making you a homosexual) but you call it something else.Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostThe intercourse, such as panesexual doesn't care what genitals their partner has
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Telivision?Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View PostI got it from Southpark, you know the telivision show? It's wonderful
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