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  • Seeker
    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 966
    #16
    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Well I would never be in the cool kids club. Hey Hotoshit, since you don't love Jesus and are damned for hell anyway, why don't you ask a guy out?

    You might have better luck.

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966
        #17
        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        I never realised how beautiful we all are.
        Wide, I do have to admit that I find your square glasses, um, sexy. It says power! Praise.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #18
            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            I'll join, too. Maybe you could make heads more size like photo? The paste job is cover up original image, and soon it just look like jumble of Landover members.
            Hiroshima, how did you get on Brother Nobar's account?!

            PASTORS! We have a hacker!

            Miss S, beware of Hitachi. He is a notorious perverted Jap sex fiend, who will try to seduce you with his foreign tongue (known as Engrish), making your knees weak until you finally give in to his vile, lustful words and take yourself a deep whiff of his vespene-gas-laced jenkem!

            After that, you'll awaken in a back alley somewhere, hair all mussed, missing your purse, your jewelry, your undergarments, AND your self-respect!




            Or so Sister Victory tells me.
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              • Brother McGregor
                Godly Brit
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 376
                #19
                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                Harrumph

                To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                Proverbs 16:2
                All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 15118
                    #20
                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                    Originally posted by Brother McGregor View Post
                    Harrumph
                    Indeed

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446
                        #21
                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        I never realised how beautiful we all are.

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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446
                            #22
                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                            Originally posted by Brother McGregor View Post
                            Harrumph
                            you are piece of cloth okay. if there was table in picture I would have use you.

                            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                            Indeed
                            I was think you are not need lonely heart club because you are so pretty okay honey baby.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #23
                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                You filthy little chink! Why are you posting a photograph of your lunch next to Brother Wide-s handsome visage?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Wide-Open
                                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2007
                                    • 18449
                                    #24
                                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                    Booo! Egads. You wouldn't get high from licking me, you Subaru-worshiper you.
                                    Psalm 81:10:
                                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                      • eliot mayfield
                                        God Squad
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 9324
                                        #25
                                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                        got this one for you:
                                        Attached Files
                                        Matthew:
                                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                          • Hitoshi
                                            Professor of Engrish
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 446
                                            #26
                                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                            got this one for you:
                                            you are need learn how use photo shop and also are need grow up okay. is RUDE for you make fun of sister Victory Os.

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                                              • Hitoshi
                                                Professor of Engrish
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 446
                                                #27
                                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                                You wouldn't get high from licking me
                                                okay now who is pervert?

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                                    Hiroshima, how did you get on Brother Nobar's account?!

                                                    PASTORS! We have a hacker!
                                                    Praise you, sister, for your concern. Verily, it was me who typed that disgusting post. Somehow, while typing, it seemed that my message might get thru to Histushie if I used his own dialect. He hasn't responded, though.
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • VictoryOS
                                                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                                         
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 5388
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                                        you are need learn how use photo shop and also are need grow up okay. is RUDE for you make fun of sister Victory Os.
                                                        That's not me beside the pig. But it was very sweet of you to take up for me, Hitoshi.
                                                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                                        in 2016

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                                                          • Fallen Angel
                                                            Resident gothtard witch
                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 197
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                            if ur lonly hitoshi i will be ur freind. u can pm me here n we can talk. do u like anime? i love it! my fave is kikis delivery service cuz its about a young witch going out in da world. whats urs? if u like anime dat is.
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