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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388
    #31
    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
    if ur lonly hitoshi i will be ur freind. u can pm me here n we can talk. do u like anime? i love it! my fave is kikis delivery service cuz its about a young witch going out in da world. whats urs? if u like anime dat is.
    I thought you were banned for posting baby recipes.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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      • Fallen Angel
        Resident gothtard witch
        • Feb 2007
        • 197
        #32
        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        I thought you were banned for posting baby recipes.
        i dun eat babies! my fave foods r hamburgers n spageti.
        sigpic

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #33
            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

            Where does one order a Hamburger with spaghetti sandwich?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Roberta
                Anti La Leche League Organizer
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 1817
                #34
                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                Everybody knows that spaghetti was invented in Chinkyland and was brought to the Italians by Marco Polo. In Chunking you can get a Char Siu Bao with spaghetti but the burger is made from dog rather than ham.
                Come climb my mountains.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #35
                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                    Well, add that to the top of my list of foods God hates.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #36
                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Where does one order a Hamburger with spaghetti sandwich?
                        Japan, probably.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #37
                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Japan, probably.
                            All too true, Brother. All too true.

                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748
                                #38
                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                That's a high starch meal.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                  • Scheherazade
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Feb 2008
                                    • 147
                                    #39
                                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                    Do they truly eat that in Mr. Hitoshi's nation?

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                                      • Glendora Christianson
                                        Spiritual Mother of LBC
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 2329
                                        #40
                                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                        I have found a nice pair (who are far from < 0< k-teasers) who are eager to join the Hitoshi club!
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                                        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                                          • JennyD
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Sweet Placid Sister
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 9567
                                            #41
                                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                            Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                                            if ur lonly hitoshi i will be ur freind. u can pm me here n we can talk. do u like anime? i love it! my fave is kikis delivery service cuz its about a young witch going out in da world. whats urs? if u like anime dat is.
                                            Missy, this is a Baptist Church Forum, not a dating site for retardeds!

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                                              • Jewsef
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 90
                                                #42
                                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
                                                Could I be added, just for the sake of it?


                                                Like this? Do you know its haram for woman being on the internet. Thats why my friend is closing shaitan's internet café's.

                                                Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                                  • Scheherazade
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                    • 147
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                    What is or isn't haraam is holding a little less relevance in my life, Mr. Jewsef.

                                                    I am still completely avoiding pork and alcohol, however.

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                                                      • Shizuki
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 15
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                        Originally posted by Scheherazade View Post
                                                        I am still completely avoiding pork and alcohol, however.
                                                        I take you out date. We have alcohol and pork. Maybe also eat dinner. Ha Ha Ha.

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                                                          • Roberta
                                                            Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jan 2008
                                                            • 1817
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                            Leave Scheherry alone, SHIH-TZU! Just because she's ornamental doesn't mean she would fancy a yellow mongol like you.


                                                            Come climb my mountains.

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