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Thank you for pointing that out Sister Jenny. You are an absolute dear. I was more disturbed by the fact that he placed his own picture over that of a scantily clad woman. Also, the way he pasted my picture makes it appear I'm exposing the left side of my person slightly. But that's ok. I have the patience of Job when it comes to bringing heathens to the Light of the Cross!
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Actually, I think he's posted worse before.Originally posted by JennyD View Post
Hitoshi, that is a very rude photoshopped picture you made. Sister Victory Over Sex has lost over 200 pounds, and no longer bears the slightest resemblance to that Star Wars demon, Obama the Hutt.
There was this one time when he... erm... never mind.
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Er, is that anything like a Pelican?Originally posted by Justina Thyme View PostI found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.
It's about time you figured that out, Jonesy. Well said.Originally posted by Jonesy View PostPastor Ezekial is a caring individual who wants to better the world. It was very nice of him to let Hitoshi stay.
Hitoshi, that is a very rude photoshopped picture you made. Sister Victory Over Sex has lost over 200 pounds, and no longer bears the slightest resemblance to that Star Wars demon, Obama the Hutt.Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postbaby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.

stand in line honey!
Slave?Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostNo, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.
I'm glad you're not trying to enslave Hitoshi, Sister, but I hadn't realized it was an option.
I could use some help around The Monthly Visitor.
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Ill be in your lonely hearts club.
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While I do hope to someday find a good Christian husband, you have a long way to go before you meet my criteria. I would be happy to volunteer to help you with your Bible studies. Keep in mind, "Bible studies" doesn't mean "heavy petting" (or whatever you kids are calling it these days).Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postyour mouth is say no but your silk muumuu is say yes.
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No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postbaby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.
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I am sorry I was not hear you over sound of my muscles rippling.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAlright, you're making everybody sick you little drag queen. Don't you have some rice to plant or something? Or maybe you can go carry the Olympic torch through some hippie town?

I was think I am hear something about drag queen but I know you are too smart for say about me.
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Alright, you're making everybody sick you little drag queen. Don't you have some rice to plant or something? Or maybe you can go carry the Olympic torch through some hippie town?Originally posted by Hitoshi View Postbaby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.

stand in line honey!
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Originally posted by Magikarp View PostAnd I try not to be much of a burden, except when Alie or Dameon would be in the same thread. And even then I try to behave.
Indeed, one might say 'twas the ultimate showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny...Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostI apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris...
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Yea, I can see that. He's been saying "Jesus" a lot more in his posts, so he might become a TC. But I can understand, seeing as yours was the first post asking why he had been banned the first time, and then with Zeke making that poll, and Hitoshi being brought back in.Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostI apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
Well, good luck to ya.
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Pastor Ezekial is a caring individual who wants to better the world. It was very nice of him to let Hitoshi stay.
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I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
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