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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Hitoshi, that is a very rude photoshopped picture you made. Sister Victory Over Sex has lost over 200 pounds, and no longer bears the slightest resemblance to that Star Wars demon, Obama the Hutt.
    Thank you for pointing that out Sister Jenny. You are an absolute dear. I was more disturbed by the fact that he placed his own picture over that of a scantily clad woman. Also, the way he pasted my picture makes it appear I'm exposing the left side of my person slightly. But that's ok. I have the patience of Job when it comes to bringing heathens to the Light of the Cross!

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  • Magikarp
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post

    Hitoshi, that is a very rude photoshopped picture you made. Sister Victory Over Sex has lost over 200 pounds, and no longer bears the slightest resemblance to that Star Wars demon, Obama the Hutt.
    Actually, I think he's posted worse before.

    There was this one time when he... erm... never mind.

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
    I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.
    Er, is that anything like a Pelican?
    Originally posted by Jonesy View Post
    Pastor Ezekial is a caring individual who wants to better the world. It was very nice of him to let Hitoshi stay.
    It's about time you figured that out, Jonesy. Well said.
    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
    baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.





    stand in line honey!
    Hitoshi, that is a very rude photoshopped picture you made. Sister Victory Over Sex has lost over 200 pounds, and no longer bears the slightest resemblance to that Star Wars demon, Obama the Hutt.
    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.
    Slave?

    I'm glad you're not trying to enslave Hitoshi, Sister, but I hadn't realized it was an option.

    I could use some help around The Monthly Visitor.

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  • tLakota
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Add me, too...

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  • Old Man Winter
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Ill be in your lonely hearts club.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
    your mouth is say no but your silk muumuu is say yes.
    While I do hope to someday find a good Christian husband, you have a long way to go before you meet my criteria. I would be happy to volunteer to help you with your Bible studies. Keep in mind, "Bible studies" doesn't mean "heavy petting" (or whatever you kids are calling it these days).

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  • Hitoshi
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.
    your mouth is say no but your silk muumuu is say yes.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
    baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.
    No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.

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  • Hitoshi
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Alright, you're making everybody sick you little drag queen. Don't you have some rice to plant or something? Or maybe you can go carry the Olympic torch through some hippie town?
    I am sorry I was not hear you over sound of my muscles rippling.



    I was think I am hear something about drag queen but I know you are too smart for say about me.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
    baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.





    stand in line honey!
    Alright, you're making everybody sick you little drag queen. Don't you have some rice to plant or something? Or maybe you can go carry the Olympic torch through some hippie town?

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  • Hitoshi
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi.
    baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.





    stand in line honey!

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  • WickedWitch
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    And I try not to be much of a burden, except when Alie or Dameon would be in the same thread. And even then I try to behave.


    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
    Indeed, one might say 'twas the ultimate showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny...

    Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
    down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris...

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  • Magikarp
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    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
    Yea, I can see that. He's been saying "Jesus" a lot more in his posts, so he might become a TC. But I can understand, seeing as yours was the first post asking why he had been banned the first time, and then with Zeke making that poll, and Hitoshi being brought back in.

    Well, good luck to ya.

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  • Jonesy
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Pastor Ezekial is a caring individual who wants to better the world. It was very nice of him to let Hitoshi stay.

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  • VictoryOS
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    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!

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