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  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388
    #61
    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Well, when Zeke let him back in I thought they agreed that Hitoshi woulden't hit on TC's anymore. By hitting on you, isi'nt that breaking his agreement with Zeke?
    Magikarp, are you always this meddlesome?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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      • Magikarp
        hateful Danish communis
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2008
        • 266
        #62
        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        Magikarp, are you always this meddlesome?


        Geeze, give me a break, I did'nt know you guys were keeping him.
        I thought though you woulden't disagree because of that time he called you a mean tuna taco.

        And I haven't looked at the whole of that thread, but you wished to give him lessons on how to speak English properly, right?

        And I try not to be much of a burden, except when Alie or Dameon would be in the same thread. And even then I try to behave.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388
            #63
            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

            I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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              • Jonesy
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2008
                • 100
                #64
                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                Pastor Ezekial is a caring individual who wants to better the world. It was very nice of him to let Hitoshi stay.
                Luke 14:26-These Pigs are for Science, SCIENCE!

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                  • Magikarp
                    hateful Danish communis
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 266
                    #65
                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                    I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
                    Yea, I can see that. He's been saying "Jesus" a lot more in his posts, so he might become a TC. But I can understand, seeing as yours was the first post asking why he had been banned the first time, and then with Zeke making that poll, and Hitoshi being brought back in.

                    Well, good luck to ya.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • WickedWitch
                        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1366
                        #66
                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                        Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
                        And I try not to be much of a burden, except when Alie or Dameon would be in the same thread. And even then I try to behave.


                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi. He's very close to finding the Love of the Lord now and that showdown between him and Pastor Ezekiel was just a nightmare!
                        Indeed, one might say 'twas the ultimate showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny...

                        Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
                        down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris...
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                          • Hitoshi
                            Professor of Engrish
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 446
                            #67
                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            I apologize, I'm a little protective of Hitoshi.
                            baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.





                            stand in line honey!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #68
                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.





                                stand in line honey!
                                Alright, you're making everybody sick you little drag queen. Don't you have some rice to plant or something? Or maybe you can go carry the Olympic torch through some hippie town?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Hitoshi
                                    Professor of Engrish
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 446
                                    #69
                                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Alright, you're making everybody sick you little drag queen. Don't you have some rice to plant or something? Or maybe you can go carry the Olympic torch through some hippie town?
                                    I am sorry I was not hear you over sound of my muscles rippling.



                                    I was think I am hear something about drag queen but I know you are too smart for say about me.

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                                      • VictoryOS
                                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                         
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 5388
                                        #70
                                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                        Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                        baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.
                                        No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.
                                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                        in 2016

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                                          • Hitoshi
                                            Professor of Engrish
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 446
                                            #71
                                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                            No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.
                                            your mouth is say no but your silk muumuu is say yes.

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                                              • VictoryOS
                                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                                 
                                                • Dec 2007
                                                • 5388
                                                #72
                                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                                your mouth is say no but your silk muumuu is say yes.
                                                While I do hope to someday find a good Christian husband, you have a long way to go before you meet my criteria. I would be happy to volunteer to help you with your Bible studies. Keep in mind, "Bible studies" doesn't mean "heavy petting" (or whatever you kids are calling it these days).
                                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                                in 2016

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                                                  • Old Man Winter
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 54
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                    Ill be in your lonely hearts club.

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                                                      • tLakota
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 206
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                        Add me, too...
                                                        Willpower rules the world.

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                                                          • JennyD
                                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                                            Sweet Placid Sister
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                            • 9567
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                                            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                                                            I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.
                                                            Er, is that anything like a Pelican?
                                                            Originally posted by Jonesy View Post
                                                            Pastor Ezekial is a caring individual who wants to better the world. It was very nice of him to let Hitoshi stay.
                                                            It's about time you figured that out, Jonesy. Well said.
                                                            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                                            baby you are got it bad for Hitoshi. I am think you are want have me as personal sex slave.





                                                            stand in line honey!
                                                            Hitoshi, that is a very rude photoshopped picture you made. Sister Victory Over Sex has lost over 200 pounds, and no longer bears the slightest resemblance to that Star Wars demon, Obama the Hutt.
                                                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                                            No, I just want to bring you to the Lord by any means necessary. Being a Christian lady, I don't even think about the "S" word.
                                                            Slave?

                                                            I'm glad you're not trying to enslave Hitoshi, Sister, but I hadn't realized it was an option.

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