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  • yogurt
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2008
    • 122

    #91
    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

    I think you have just quoted the evidence, its not that i can't hold down the shift key, its just that i forget, and when i read over what i have wrote i don't see that it needs some capitals. Its well known that not alot of dyslexics can spell Dyslexia.

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    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
      Senior Pastor
      VP of Evangelical Outreach
      On FIRE for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5812

      #92
      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

      Of course! Dyslexics reverse everything. It makes sense now.

      That's why when you heard a voice telling you to reject the Bible, you assumed it was God talking to you. A normal person would have known it was Satan.

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      • yogurt
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 122

        #93
        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

        Nope that was God, Dylexia does not affect your rational thinking, just when your doing maths or writing or spelling. I am considered quite smart in person but when i'm talking on a forum like this i sound like a right idiot (I'm sure someone will mock me for posting this in some cynical way).

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #94
          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

          Originally posted by MashedPotatoes View Post
          Nope that was God, Dylexia does not affect your rational thinking, just when your doing maths or writing or spelling. I am considered quite smart in person but when i'm talking on a forum like this i sound like a right idiot (I'm sure someone will mock me for posting this in some cynical way).
          Mock you? Heavens no!

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #95
            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

            Originally posted by MashedPotatoes View Post
            Nope that was God
            Since you're dyslexic, how do you know it wasn't actually a dog that you heard?
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            • Magikarp
              hateful Danish communis
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2008
              • 266

              #96
              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

              Nah, usually dyslexic people can tell whether it's a dog talking to them or a real person. Or, he could just be insane. Either one I guess.

              Btw, how are those "bible lessons" going with Hitoshi?
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #97
                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                Originally posted by Magikarp View Post

                Btw, how are those "bible lessons" going with Hitoshi?
                The little nip stood me up. I haven't even heard from him. Speaking of Hitoshi, has he been around lately?
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                • Magikarp
                  hateful Danish communis
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 266

                  #98
                  Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                  Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                  The little nip stood me up. I haven't even heard from him. Speaking of Hitoshi, has he been around lately?
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...5&postcount=79

                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...4&postcount=81

                  He was on 2 days ago photoshopping BT's head on a Care Bear, if that's what you're asking. Considering the circumstances, I think Hitoshi will probably side with Mr. Flint, much to your disdain, since, or as he puts it, they are "friends".

                  And yes, he has been ignoring me too (along with a certain someone)



                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • May 2008
                    • 53

                    #99
                    Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                    *breaks out the popcorn*
                    I'm not sure who to side with, here, but it's pretty damned entertaining.
                    I'm queer too.

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                    • yogurt
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2008
                      • 122

                      #100
                      Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                      You said it, i think there will be a civil war and they all will die, can't you guys see that God wanted Zeke to do those things to divide you and cause your destruction!

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #101
                        Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                        You said it, i think there will be a civil war and they all will die, can't you guys see that God wanted Zeke to do those things to divide you and cause your destruction!
                        Please explain to us why you think God would want to destroy His Favorite Church? Why would He want to tear apart His Favorite Congregation? As it stands, you just seem like a filthy satanist trying to put false ideas in people's heads.
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                        • yogurt
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 122

                          #102
                          Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          Please explain to us why you think God would want to destroy His Favorite Church? Why would He want to tear apart His Favorite Congregation? As it stands, you just seem like a filthy satanist trying to put false ideas in people's heads.

                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA favorite church? don't make me laugh, he has told me personally that he think your a bunch of sinners who are going straight to hell for perverting his word.

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                          • Justina Thyme
                            Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 1718

                            #103
                            Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                            Please be so kind as to quote for us the chapter and verse from the Book of Mrs. Potatoe Head in Sacred Scripture to that effect.
                            Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                            1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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                            • yogurt
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2008
                              • 122

                              #104
                              Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                              Wow you guys really are stupid, please look at my past post to see what i think about holy books, only people who have spoken to god or who have seen that the Bible is not real and live their lives according to his holy words are going to heaven.

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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324

                                #105
                                Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

                                Originally posted by yogurt View Post
                                Wow you guys really are stupid, please look at my past post to see what i think about holy books, only people who have spoken to god or who have seen that the Bible is not real and live their lives according to his holy words are going to heaven.
                                If we think the Bible isn't real we go to Heaven?????
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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