[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Party Time! - w4m - 23

YOU again!?

I'd like to give you a piece of my mind. Meet me out behind the Church tonight about 11pm. I need to get something straight between us.

And I bet I know what that is.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

All the queers will be in HELL. I'm not sure where the women will be, but if they are all like you, they will be YAPPITY-YAP-YAP-YAPPING!

So there's no sex in heaven then? Screw that, I'd rather go to Hell.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Listen harlot; we pastors travel all over the world performing REAL exorcisms. Those movies are a like a walk in the park compared to the real thing. The things we see would curl your hair.

We can help rid you of the demons that are talking to you in your head, but you can't expect us to restore you to something like normalcy without payment, now can you? We need to cover the costs of fuel for our Lear Jets, and then there are the hotels and meals and assorted sundries for our travelling companions. Believe you me it all adds up. A love offering of $5,000 will get the ball rolling. That is our hourly rate.

Oh yeah? Prove your 'exorcisms'. I want to watch one.

And why would I want to be normal? It's people who are different that make our world more interesting.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Oh yeah? Prove your 'exorcisms'. I want to watch one.

WATCH one?!?!? You can be IN one!

And why would I want to be normal? It's people who are different that make our world more interesting.

It's people like you who are stealing my oxygen.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

WATCH one?!?!? You can be IN one!

This I gotta see. Will you be selling tickets to this exorcism? Will they be selling hotdogs?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

This I gotta see. Will you be selling tickets to this exorcism? Will they be selling hotdogs?

We will now that we know YOU're going to be there too! Can you bring Lilith with?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Sure, I'll ask Lilith. Of course, I'd be bringing Daisy and Raptor, and she'd be bringing TCFH.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

It's people like you who are stealing my oxygen.

I would love to be in an exorcism, but I'm not possessed.

Is that why you can't think straight? You aren't getting enough oxygen to your brain? Haha. My bad.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

We know everything about you.
What, did you think you were anonymous on Gods favourite forum?

No such thing here, our technicans and administrators have tracked your physical location LONG AGO.
And the DOF followed up by getting your name, age, adress, and so on.

So we know who you are, be on your best behaviour.
Whatever you say, if it is blashpemous, it WILL be used against you.
God however, has given you the right, or rather duty as a woman, to stay silent and submit to us men totally.
I suggest you take it, yes?

I knew you were a stalker...so what is my info then?

[lilith]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

We know everything about you.
What, did you think you were anonymous on Gods favourite forum?

No such thing here, our technicans and administrators have tracked your physical location LONG AGO.
And the DOF followed up by getting your name, age, adress, and so on.

So we know who you are, be on your best behaviour.
Whatever you say, if it is blashpemous, it WILL be used against you.
God however, has given you the right, or rather duty as a woman, to stay silent and submit to us men totally.
* I suggest you take it, yes?

* So....er..had any joy with getting that last one to work then,SS? Hur hur hur!

[lilith]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

We will now that we know YOU're going to be there too! Can you bring Lilith with?

Oh look,Al's inviting us Rachael! Isn't that sweet of him. And deeply suspicious. And devious.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Oh look,Al's inviting us Rachael! Isn't that sweet of him. And deeply suspicious. And devious.

That's what I thought..especially since he never answered as to whether or not he minded if our pets come along too.
I mean, anyone would think he didn't like my rottweilers or TCFH! Can you imagine?

[lilith]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

That's what I thought..especially since he never answered as to whether or not he minded if our pets come along too.
I mean, anyone would think he didn't like my rottweilers or TCFH! Can you imagine?

Indeed anyone would think that,though why anyone would have a problem with a delightful cat & a couple of lovely dogs is beyond me.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Indeed anyone would think that,though why anyone would have a problem with a delightful cat & a couple of lovely dogs is beyond me.

cats are innately devil-spawns, destined to Hell to burn forever (unless they are converted and baptized using a technique that Landover University's very own Petal has discovered and applied). Dogs, however, are Totally Manly, and are less-likely to be Hell bound, as per my studies and research at Landover U.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Excellent point Brother Fish,

Anyone can tell which of THESE two is Hellbound!