[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, polygamy as in one man, many wives can be virtuous. Polyandry; one woman, many husbands is depraved, unnatural and some kind of sick behavior that makes Jesus weep you would expect out of some Domatrix and her male slave sluts. Why any male would want to debase himself that way, living his entire life, eating out of a dog dish, at the booted feet of some cruel woman, is beyond me Rachael. No Jesus wants us men to be fawned over by or passive plural wives who wait on us men hand and foot. That is a proper and virtuous relationship.

How stupid.
Seems like men are allowed to do everything in your religion, yet if a woman does it, it's a sin.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

How stupid.
Seems like men are allowed to do everything in your religion, yet if a woman does it, it's a sin.

Look what happened the last time a woman was allowed to make a decision about something! It was a disaster, and we're determined not to let it happen again.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Are you still on about that stupid, non-existent apple???

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Are you still on about that stupid, non-existent apple???

It got us thrown out of the Garden of Eden and brought Original Sin into the world! Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ died for that apple, can you blame us for being bitter?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Bah. That never happened.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Bah. That never happened.

The Bible says that women will be punished in childbirth and they are. Obviously it happened.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Considering that the human writers of the bible could put anything in there that they wanted to, they obviously wrote their explanations for things already obvious.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Considering that the human writers of the bible could put anything in there that they wanted to, they obviously wrote their explanations for things already obvious.

So you admit that it's obvious that God created childbirth to punish women for being inferior, apple-eating whores?

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!

or saucers..... for your milk, my lil meeeow.

that's right sweetheart, Vinnie has returned to give you some of what you need, cuz he's kinda disappointed with the lack of Lady Control© the guys exert here.... but that ain't nothin' new. Alotta Woman got Alotta Heart - that's why her lady lumps are so ample-licious - and all the baptist babes, hags n' nags have been allowed to scare her off....she ain't posted since, and it's a goddam shame.....

...Vinnie don't cry, but if he did, he'd be blubbin' like a baby right about now.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Oh, fine. First it's homers like fish. Then Icky and her sister, the Little Wicked Witch of the West. Then the Demoncrats stole the election and now we reach over to flush and there is Vinnie VesPistachio staring up at us.

Look Vinnie, Britney is available. She'd be just your type.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Look Vinnie, Britney is available. She'd be just your type.

thanks for that there generous offer Pops..... Vinnie don't usually do no faded southern baptist flowers, but I'll keep her in mind in case Alotta don't come back.

I've got faith in Alotta, she gonna be a big star someday with her face as fresh as a lil daisy, supported by two sunflowers.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I've got faith in Alotta, she gonna be a big star someday with her face as fresh as a lil daisy, supported by two sunflowers.

SUNFLOWERS! Good Lord, man! I don''t know whether to call her Lizzie Borden or Bessie Borden.

[VinnieVespisti]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

SUNFLOWERS! Good Lord, man! I don''t know whether to call her Lizzie Borden or Bessie Borden.

huh? You won't be callin' her at all, not after Vinnie makes his move.

revisit your teenage years, Pops - Lizzie and Bessie might still be interested.

[MoonFlower]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

No, polygamy as in one man, many wives can be virtuous. No Jesus wants us men to be fawned over by or passive plural wives who wait on us men hand and foot. That is a proper and virtuous relationship.

OH REALLY?! That's very good to know, BJ. Shame that I actually had higher expectations about you. Moon

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

OH REALLY?! That's very good to know, BJ. Shame that I actually had higher expectations about you. Moon

You see Moon, what these TC(tm) men are like?? Makes me glad I married a heathen like moi
Don't be upset, though, Moon, maybe BJ was only using that example to try and rebuke me. Unlikely, but maybe?