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  • narrowpathy
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    • Jan 2008
    • 318

    #1

    swapping of wives

    I mentioned to my wife that I want to tithe harder and she asked me if it's Christian-like to swap wives. I gave her a cuff as an answer.
    Well, is it Christian-like to swap wives?
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
  • handofgod
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    • Jan 2008
    • 76

    #2
    Re: swapping of wives



    I won't use any more words.
    When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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    • Uri Tardehd
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      • Feb 2008
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      #3
      Re: swapping of wives

      He asked about swapping of wives, not swapping of Australian MENSA members.
      If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

      Exodus 21:2.5

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      • Uri Tardehd
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        • Feb 2008
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        #4
        Re: swapping of wives

        On second thought, with those teeth she may be a Brit.
        If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

        Exodus 21:2.5

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        • handofgod
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          • Jan 2008
          • 76

          #5
          Re: swapping of wives

          Just reelaaax! Why do you get so mad at me? Your on the wrong side with Jesus or what?! Wives are the same, even if they are from australia, and it will turn out like this youtube movie, do you need more prove?
          When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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          • narrowpathy
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            • Jan 2008
            • 318

            #6
            Re: swapping of wives

            being so fat she must be a Greek lesbian.
            "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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            • handofgod
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              • Jan 2008
              • 76

              #7
              Re: swapping of wives

              Be carefull my friend, for your eyes can decive you...

              Can you prove this woman is me, if i'm this woman, if this woman exists, if this woman is greek, or if this woman is a lesbian?
              When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.

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              • Miss Maisie
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                • Jul 2007
                • 1189

                #8
                Re: swapping of wives

                Mister Pathy, why is it that you wish to swap wives? Of course, Godly men such as Solomon in the bible have had many wives, and the bible mentions stoning wives who are harlots, but I don't think it mentions swapping wives. Christians ain't swingers. I do hope your reason for asking this question was Godly, sir.
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                • Ahimaaz Smith
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                  • Nov 2007
                  • 2549

                  #9
                  Re: swapping of wives

                  Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                  I mentioned to my wife that I want to tithe harder and she asked me if it's Christian-like to swap wives. I gave her a cuff as an answer.

                  Well, is it Christian-like to swap wives?
                  You sound like a good Christian man, so this deserves special attention. We ought to address these issues one at a time, so, first, how much exactly were you looking to tithe?

                  Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
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                    #10
                    Re: swapping of wives

                    Originally posted by handofgod View Post
                    I won't use any more words.
                    Is that a threat or a promise, dear?


                    Edit: I see it was another heathen lie.
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                    • One-eyed Jack
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                      • Nov 2007
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                      #11
                      Re: swapping of wives

                      I think Brother Narropathy's wife asked the question...so perhaps it is she who wishes the swappage to take place.

                      Personally, I would recommend such a wife be given the opportunity to spend a few days praying for forgiveness in her prayer closet. Given that she will not be exerting herself physically, bread and water should sustain her until she is allowed out.

                      I don't recall that Enoch or Isaac or the other patriarchs were much into lending their wives to other guys, so I would expect that such practices are more suited to Mormons, Scientologists, and Schizophrenics.

                      ~~ OEJ

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                      • narrowpathy
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                        • Jan 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: swapping of wives

                        Originally posted by Ahimaaz Smith View Post
                        You sound like a good Christian man, so this deserves special attention. We ought to address these issues one at a time, so, first, how much exactly were you looking to tithe?
                        We planned the holiday in Venice, it being the cultural capital of Europe where I am stationed, but I thought that it's not such a good idea, and we can have a cheaper holiday in Bavaria and the balance I could tithe... My wife argued with me and then she suggested that swapping.
                        I think wives are considered property, or something very similar to that, but the problem is I got mine for free.
                        But if she is my property, then I can swap her for another more obidient woman, right?
                        Last edited by narrowpathy; 02-13-2008, 09:43 AM. Reason: Bavaria
                        "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                        • narrowpathy
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                          #13
                          Re: swapping of wives

                          Originally posted by One-eyed Jack View Post
                          I think Brother Narropathy's wife asked the question...so perhaps it is she who wishes the swappage to take place.

                          Personally, I would recommend such a wife be given the opportunity to spend a few days praying for forgiveness in her prayer closet. Given that she will not be exerting herself physically, bread and water should sustain her until she is allowed out.

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                          ~~ OEJ
                          Brother OEJ,
                          can you please recommend something that won't be classified as 'abuse'?

                          I suppose if some latex-clad woman acting as my agent gave her a sound whipping that wouldn't be classified as the 'abuse'. I know that Jesus whipped some merchants in his Father's House, would it be Godly in my wife's case if the punishement were delivered by a latex-clad woman?
                          "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                          • Miss Maisie
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                            • Jul 2007
                            • 1189

                            #14
                            Re: swapping of wives

                            You are her husband, ain't you? If you are a Godly man, you'll discipline your own wife, not call on some butch lezbean to do it for you.
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                            • narrowpathy
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                              #15
                              Re: swapping of wives

                              Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                              You are her husband, ain't you? If you are a Godly man, you'll discipline your own wife, not call on some butch lezbean to do it for you.
                              O.K. please suggest the form of discipline that won't classify as 'spousal abuse'.
                              "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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