I mentioned to my wife that I want to tithe harder and she asked me if it's Christian-like to swap wives. I gave her a cuff as an answer.
Well, is it Christian-like to swap wives?
"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"-- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
Just reelaaax! Why do you get so mad at me? Your on the wrong side with Jesus or what?! Wives are the same, even if they are from australia, and it will turn out like this youtube movie, do you need more prove?
When our enemies strike us, we must not retaliate; we must even turn the other cheek. And we must forigve -- not seven times, but seventy times seven.
Mister Pathy, why is it that you wish to swap wives? Of course, Godly men such as Solomon in the bible have had many wives, and the bible mentions stoning wives who are harlots, but I don't think it mentions swapping wives. Christians ain't swingers. I do hope your reason for asking this question was Godly, sir.
I mentioned to my wife that I want to tithe harder and she asked me if it's Christian-like to swap wives. I gave her a cuff as an answer.
Well, is it Christian-like to swap wives?
You sound like a good Christian man, so this deserves special attention. We ought to address these issues one at a time, so, first, how much exactly were you looking to tithe?
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
I think Brother Narropathy's wife asked the question...so perhaps it is she who wishes the swappage to take place.
Personally, I would recommend such a wife be given the opportunity to spend a few days praying for forgiveness in her prayer closet. Given that she will not be exerting herself physically, bread and water should sustain her until she is allowed out.
I don't recall that Enoch or Isaac or the other patriarchs were much into lending their wives to other guys, so I would expect that such practices are more suited to Mormons, Scientologists, and Schizophrenics.
You sound like a good Christian man, so this deserves special attention. We ought to address these issues one at a time, so, first, how much exactly were you looking to tithe?
We planned the holiday in Venice, it being the cultural capital of Europe where I am stationed, but I thought that it's not such a good idea, and we can have a cheaper holiday in Bavaria and the balance I could tithe... My wife argued with me and then she suggested that swapping.
I think wives are considered property, or something very similar to that, but the problem is I got mine for free.
But if she is my property, then I can swap her for another more obidient woman, right?
Last edited by narrowpathy; 02-13-2008, 09:43 AM.
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"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"-- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
I think Brother Narropathy's wife asked the question...so perhaps it is she who wishes the swappage to take place.
Personally, I would recommend such a wife be given the opportunity to spend a few days praying for forgiveness in her prayer closet. Given that she will not be exerting herself physically, bread and water should sustain her until she is allowed out.
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Brother OEJ,
can you please recommend something that won't be classified as 'abuse'?
I suppose if some latex-clad woman acting as my agent gave her a sound whipping that wouldn't be classified as the 'abuse'. I know that Jesus whipped some merchants in his Father's House, would it be Godly in my wife's case if the punishement were delivered by a latex-clad woman?
"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me"-- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
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