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    Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

    It's hard to find a wife or husband for many just-turned 18 year olds. It can take quite a while to find anyone, let alone a True Christian of the other sex, to marry. And, as we all know, every wasted day is another day later that we have to wait for a True Christian baby; since we all want that then it's only logical to arrange the marriage when they're young so the day they turn 18 they can be married.

    Does this make sense to anyone else? I looked up 'child arranged marriage' in the search bar and couldn't find anything.

    I have an eight year old girl, slim and pretty with light brown hair, if anyone has a boy who is ten years to sixteen?
    Also a four (five in a week) year old boy who is healthy and tough, looking for a three or younger year old girl.

    Post your own child or place an offer on a pre-posted kid.


    Must be good breeding stock!
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    Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

    Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
    Does this make sense to anyone else?
    No, it doesn't.

    Why wait for them to turn 18?

    I can't find any Bible verses that require us to wait until our children are 18 to marry them off.
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    • #3
      Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

      I have a couple important children I wish to pair;

      1x 7 years old male
      1x 5 years old male
      1x 3 years old female

      I will of course require payment for my boys by the fathers of their partners.

      Neither will be paired with any girls not raised in a True Christian™ household, so that's your little eight year old minx out the question, Isaac.

      I'll sell the girl to anyone/ help arrange a rape, PM me for details.
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      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • #4
        Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
        No, it doesn't.

        Why wait for them to turn 18?

        I can't find any Bible verses that require us to wait until our children are 18 to marry them off.
        Agreed, the younger they are the better. The earlier the girls are married the quicker they'll get used to it.
        "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" John 3:16

        "Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit" Matthew 28:19

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        • #5
          Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          No, it doesn't.

          Why wait for them to turn 18?

          I can't find any Bible verses that require us to wait until our children are 18 to marry them off.

          I know, I know.

          Romans 13:1--"Let every soul be in subjection to the superior authorities..."


          Sadly, we have to obey the law.

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          • #6
            Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

            you're a pedo

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            • #7
              Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

              Originally posted by lordgod View Post
              you're a pedo
              pedo-

              1  a combining form meaning “child,” used in the formation of compound words:
              2  a combining form meaning “soil,” used in the formation of compound words

              -definitions from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pedo

              So you're saying someone (you neglected to specify to whom this remark was addressed) is somehow a child or soil? We know it's difficult, but do try to make sense, ok?

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              • #8
                Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

                Originally posted by lordgod View Post
                you're a pedo
                Thank you for your 'contribution'.
                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                • #9
                  Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

                  Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                  I know, I know.

                  Romans 13:1--"Let every soul be in subjection to the superior authorities..."


                  Sadly, we have to obey the law.
                  Brother Fisher, you are clearly a loving father. Check your state laws. In New Hampshire, you can marry off your daughter at 13 and in Massachusetts the age is 12. California has no minimum wage. I'm sure with prayer you can find a True Christian judge to sign any papers necessary.

                  Godspeed!
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

                    Originally posted by lordgod View Post
                    you're a pedo
                    No, his profile clearly says he is 29.

                    And using Greek won't make your posts any less non-sequitur.
                    The Pope: Satan incarnate- 2 Corinthians 11:13-15
                    "13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light. 15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also transform themselves into ministers of righteousness, whose end will be according to their works."

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                    • #11
                      Re: Arranging Marriages from Children? Offers and bidding.

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      I'm sure with prayer you can find a True Christian judge to sign any papers necessary.
                      You rang?
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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