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  • narrowpathy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 318
    #1

    What is right?

    Say a couple lives in my neighborhood,
    he is dark-skinned, and she is light-skinned,
    should I use my flamethrower on those race traitors?
    Or shouldn't I? Because he can turn out to be a righteous ex-negro?
    Should I ask him?
    How can I know if he speaks truth?
    Also, If a dark-skinned man comes in our pub, should we throw him out, because we want no rapists in our midsts or should we ask him if he is an ex-negro?
    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004
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    • Old Man Hatchet
      Super Moderator
      Beloved Church Elder
      World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2084
      #2
      Re: What is right?

      Why don't you create a single thread where you can ask all of your questions? That way your mind-numbing, idiotic, and annoying inquiries are not scattered all over the board, but rather are in one neat, avoidable, and forgettable place.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: What is right?

          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
          Why don't you create a single thread where you can ask all of your questions? That way your mind-numbing, idiotic, and annoying inquiries are not scattered all over the board, but rather are in one neat, avoidable, and forgettable place.
          Praise Jesus! What an excellent idea.

          Narrowhead, I am directing you to follow Brother Hatchet's sagely advice and create one thread in which you will confine yourself. If anyone wants to reply, we'll know where to find you.

          Mods, feel free to move any and all narrowfool questions/rants into that thread.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • narrowpathy
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 318
              #4
              Re: What is right?

              Now that you dissed me, I will found my own Reformed Landover Baptist Church!
              "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                • Miss Maisie
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1189
                  #5
                  Re: What is right?

                  That's blasphemy, honey.

                  There can only be one True church of God.

                  The pastors are only trying to help you learn. You should learn from them, rather than sulking, sweetie.
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                    • narrowpathy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 318
                      #6
                      Re: What is right?

                      Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                      That's blasphemy, honey.

                      There can only be one True church of God.

                      The pastors are only trying to help you learn. You should learn from them, rather than sulking, sweetie.
                      I totally agree. One True Church of God. The Reformed Landover Baptist Church!
                      "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                        • Miss Maisie
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 1189
                          #7
                          Re: What is right?

                          Now narrowpathy, don't be talking blasphemy. Any site you make will not be the one TRUE church. Landover Baptist. There can only be one landover baptist, narrowpathy.
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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324
                              #8
                              Re: What is right?

                              Narrowpathy, your heart is in the right place and you do try, but your brain just is a little "special" Prayer and faith and the KJv1611.
                              But a special Narrowpathy thread, I like it!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: What is right?

                                  Isn't that heresey?
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: What is right?

                                      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                                      Now that you dissed me, I will found my own Reformed Landover Baptist Church!
                                      Then I have no reason not to ban you.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Betty Lambskin
                                          Apple Sucker
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 144
                                          #11
                                          Re: What is right?

                                          Perhaps you can invite your jungle-fevering fornicators over for some fellowship. Trust me: There's only way to tell an ex-negro rapist: look which way his God rod leaning (Gen 4:3-5) It oughta point straight up to the Almighty and not go all crooked and willy-nilly, like Cain's. Hope that helps, brother!

                                          Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                                          Say a couple lives in my neighborhood,
                                          he is dark-skinned, and she is light-skinned,
                                          should I use my flamethrower on those race traitors?
                                          Or shouldn't I? Because he can turn out to be a righteous ex-negro?
                                          Should I ask him?
                                          How can I know if he speaks truth?
                                          Also, If a dark-skinned man comes in our pub, should we throw him out, because we want no rapists in our midsts or should we ask him if he is an ex-negro?

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