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  • Jenna_Rayne
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2008
    • 2
    #76
    Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

    wiccans. ive met so many of them. i dress as "goth" as possible to get into the groups and learn their styles of what they do and why. their religions are incredible. Not only are there satanists... there are these ppl they call demigods. Each group I follow has their own "demigod" usually the group leader being an alpha male of some sort.
    It makes no sence to me. why cant they just stick to the correct path?

    I might be a young one in this group, of course i dont know how old any of you are, but I've been rased a southern baptist for the last 18 years of my life including the baptist childrens home. And I've been a follower of God since i was maybe 7 i think. i cant remember anymore. (im sure this has no point here of course)

    there are some wiccians that claim to be christian of course. not all magic-abled people are of satans. some are good. some are not.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #77
        Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

        Originally posted by Jenna_Rayne View Post
        wiccans. ive met so many of them. i dress as "goth" as possible to get into the groups and learn their styles of what they do and why. their religions are incredible. Not only are there satanists... there are these ppl they call demigods. Each group I follow has their own "demigod" usually the group leader being an alpha male of some sort.
        It makes no sence to me. why cant they just stick to the correct path?

        I might be a young one in this group, of course i dont know how old any of you are, but I've been rased a southern baptist for the last 18 years of my life including the baptist childrens home. And I've been a follower of God since i was maybe 7 i think. i cant remember anymore. (im sure this has no point here of course)

        there are some wiccians that claim to be christian of course. not all magic-abled people are of satans. some are good. some are not.

        Well you certainly have the spelling and punctuation of a goth tard.

        Why not make your own thread in the "introductions" section and tell us about yourself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748
            #78
            Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

            I didn't get all of that. Is that Christian spy-code?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Jenna_Rayne
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                Under Investigation
                • Apr 2008
                • 2
                #79
                Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                hehe sorry, I ment nothing of the such. I only think it's funny to see the differences in religions and to wonder "how many religions there actually are".

                Also, I never said my spelling would be grand, or anything like that. I'm 18 I Don't Expect To Have Wonderful Typing.

                Must you judge me for my lack of character? I Only Come To Find Like-Minded People For Christ.

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                  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 493
                    #80
                    Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                    Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                    Well there you go Herr Doktor, looks like we have an answer!

                    If we can overcome its disgusting speech impediment, we might be able to find a fortunate opportunity here.

                    I'm about to leave on another witch/satanist hunt in about a week, but I am still a greenghorn in the field. Since you seem to be educated on the matter of witches, maybe you could perform a demonstration on this witch that has fallen into our laps?
                    Alas Brother Marx, as she is the Resident gothtard witch and member of this forum, she is beyond my reach to cleanse.

                    The Godly people of Landover have seen it fit to tolerate her and I can only deduce that there is a perceived hope of Salvation for her.

                    The worst punishment I can think is to enter her into the junior spelling contest that I mentioned earlier.

                    But all is not lost.... Maybe she can help us by betraying her gothtard witch friends.
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                    Exodus 22:18                     says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                      • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 493
                        #81
                        Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                        Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                        Alas Brother Marx, as she is the Resident gothtard witch and member of this forum, she is beyond my reach to cleanse.

                        The Godly people of Landover have seen it fit to tolerate her and I can only deduce that there is a perceived hope of Salvation for her.

                        The worst punishment I can think is to enter her into the junior spelling contest that I mentioned earlier.

                        But all is not lost.... Maybe she can help us by betraying her gothtard witch friends.
                        Well Fallen Angel, will you help us in our Godly work by betraying your heathen friends? There's thirty pieces of silver in it for you. Fifty if you produce the 12 witches that make up the rest of your coven.
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                        Exodus 22:18                         says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                          • Cheshire
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 213
                            #82
                            Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                            Ehhh.. I suppose the person who made the thread already has a wife.
                            Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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