[James Hutchins]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I just happen to come across a few concerning comments while reading some forums about how they felt about a certain ethic group.In the end I was certainly left feeling unworthy and insecure about myself being here. Again I sincerely apologize if i upset anyone. Thank you

Friend, we are a mirror reflection of the Holy Bible and Christianity. I've found when people do not like what we say, it is because they are standing in front of a mirror and God's reflection is there.
All of God's creatures have a place in the world, the Bible tells us so. From the tiniest bug right though to DJT. All the races are alinged in unision. It is only a problem when one gets uppity. A few lashes often bring them back in line.

[Maria Knight]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I really apologize about that. That was an completely accidental at the time i was unsure if the first mistaken message got sent or not so I sent another one in case it didn't.

1st of all, this isn't the introduction thread. You'll find that on the main forum page labeled "Introduction Thread". It even lists out questions for you to answer right next to the title, along with any other worthwhile info about your past sins


2nd, even after you've done ALL of that.... this thread is from 2012. I don't really know much about the young lady who started this thread, but I'm sure that by now she's done what God commanded, which is marry a good True Christian man and popped out several God-fearing children.


All in all, a waste of bandwidth for this post.

[Black man]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I don't want to rot as an old maid. I am already almost 20 now and I haven't even done God's will.
Can anyone help me out?

Since you are single you might wanna try this,


Masturbation, or rubbing your genitals, is a natural way to learn about your body and what feels sexually satisfying. Lots of guys masturbate, and others don’t. It’s up to you to decide what’s best for you. Read on for more information about masturbation.
Is masturbation normal?

Yes. Masturbation is a normal activity. Contrary to any myths you may have heard, masturbation will not cause you to go blind, grow hair on your palms, or cause you to become infertile.
Is masturbation OK?

Different religions and different families have different views on masturbation. From a medical standpoint, masturbation is normal. Depending on what religion you practice or beliefs your have, you’ll have to decide what’s right for you.
Can masturbation be harmful to me?

Provided that you’re masturbating in a private place, and that you’re not irritating your genitals, masturbation isn’t a harmful activity. If you ever feel pain in your genitals while masturbating, it’s a good idea to talk with your health care provider and make sure that everything is okay.
How do I know if I masturbate too much?

If you’re worried about whether you masturbate too much, ask yourself the following questions:

• Do you ever miss school or work because you’re masturbating?
• Is masturbation constantly on your mind?
• Does masturbation get in the way of your daily activities (such as doing homework, going to sports practice, etc.)?
• Do you skip hanging out with friends or engaging in social activities because you’re at home masturbating?

If you’ve answered yes to one or more of these questions, you may be spending too much time masturbating. It’s a good idea to talk with your health care provider or a mental health professional such as counselor or therapist.
How can I stop or cut down on masturbation?

If you feel like you’re spending too much time masturbating and you want to cut down, there are many other activities you can do instead. What are your interests? Do you like to play sports, play an instrument, or do you enjoy writing? Your school will likely have teams or clubs that you can join and spend time with others who share your interests. It’s also important to keep up with friendships and relationships with others.
Will masturbation affect my sex life?

As long as you’re not more interested in masturbation than in spending time with your partner, masturbation should not have any negative effect on your sex life. Some couples even practice mutual masturbation – or stimulating each other’s genitals – as an alternative to sexual intercourse and a way to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

Since you are single you might wanna try this,

First, ew.


Second, stop assuming OP is a lesbian. Only lesbians enjoy giving a woman's sin-button a thorough scrubbing, dry-humping old hag's bony hands, and tweaking nipples until shivers run down the spine. That's gross. This isn't some Portland, Oregon listserve meet-up for horny lesbians; this is God's Favorite Forum so show some respect.


Third, masturbation is how diseases are spread. It opens up the portal for demons to come and invites them to enter your dreams and have sex with you. Their demon seed is disguised as endometriosis pain or cysts or warts. This is just bad advice to give people - there's a lot of panic out there right now and people are gagging themselves in spite of the Word of God because they're afraid to breathe any air at all. They needn't worry of course, as Prayer is the most effective cure for all illnesses (James 5:14-15). But if people masturbated less, we'd have less spiritual and social garbage to deal with. Our own mayor has uncovered the link between this particular disgusting sin and our troubles today: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus.


If you'd like to know how to stop your own disgusting obsession with self-rape, you can learn from Pastor Zeke who is a master of such issues (link to a most helpful guide). You can confess your sins to him, it will do you good (James 5:16). I don't worry about shocking him, he's seen it all, up close and personal even.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

Since you are single you might wanna try this,

Pornography removed for brevity.

See here, Negroe- we don't appreciate your sly attempt to talk to our Christian women about sexual matters. You people are always after the White women and we are having none of it!


Further, you have now made four posts without bothering to introduce yourself as our clearly stated rules request. Kindly repair to the Introduction Forum and follow the directions. I know that Negroes often have trouble following rules, but we do insist.

[Black man]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I apologise for my stupid comment.Yesterday I learned how holy is landover baptist Church is. I should not have talked that way.
From now onward, I will be a true Christian who will devote his life to the true God.

PS: I'm caucasioid, and being called a Negro for having a false name is really hurtful. May God forgive you

[Isabella White]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I apologise for my stupid comment.Yesterday I learned how holy is landover baptist Church is. I should not have talked that way.
From now onward, I will be a true Christian who will devote his life to the true God.

PS: I'm caucasioid, and being called a Negro for having a false name is really hurtful. May God forgive you

Dear Miss Man: Have you as much as bothered to consider making a proper introductory message on ? Unless I am missing something, I do not seem to find any such thing. Perhaps you could kindly make your way to our Introduction Forum, which is linked here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

At the top of that page, you will notice some very simple requests, but I am very happy to include them here:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you, especially now that you say you wish to follow Almighty. I must mention: we read only the blessed at , and we will expect the same of you, if you are sincere with your intentions.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I myself am in a similar predicament. The woman I was set to marry, I'm afraid to say, was just not enough of a christian for me. To add to this, I heard her say no to a man. All I ask is for a woman who knows her place and will honour her duties and her man as well as our lord. As you can see from my profile picture, I have a stature and youth which I think you will find appealing. But rest assured, I am not like other young bozos who do not know anything about the lord and live in vain. As you can see in my introduction, I am a strong christian. Praise be with you.

[handmaiden]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

I myself am in a similar predicament. The woman I was set to marry, I'm afraid to say, was just not enough of a christian for me. To add to this, I heard her say no to a man. All I ask is for a woman who knows her place and will honour her duties and her man as well as our lord. As you can see from my profile picture, I have a stature and youth which I think you will find appealing. But rest assured, I am not like other young bozos who do not know anything about the lord and live in vain. As you can see in my introduction, I am a strong christian. Praise be with you.

Regarding the phrase that I have bolded above. I cannot think of a single Christian whom I have heard use the expression, "Praise be with you."


Now, the term "Peace be with you" is something that I have heard muttered in Catholic churches. And every good Christian has called out a "Praise the Lord" at one time or other. But the words, "Praise be with you" suggests that followers of Jesus (or whoever this person might be referring to) expect to be on the receiving end of praise.


So very strange, isn't it? Most people who claim to worship Our Lord are in the business of singing HIS praises. They don't dole out praise to one another and they don't go around collecting praise from those with whom they fellowship.

[handmaiden]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

Vivaldi?! Really? He's a Catholic. I know this without even looking up the information online because he has a vowel at the end of his name.

If you want to be part of the meaningful work here at Landover Baptist Church Forum, then you need to start taking your posts seriously. Please start reading the Bible and applying its timeless lessons to your life.


If you are only here to make mockery of our mission, then you need to hire some Jew writers. Your own material is tepid and uninspired.


(It's not anti-semitic for me to use the phrase "Jew writers" because the Bible has made use of Jew writers.)

[Adam Fag]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

She thinks she's queen Madge

Of those gross taunts that oft I have endured
I had rather be a country servant-maid
Than a great queen with this condition

[Isabella White]

Re: I had to break the engagement off with my fiance.

She thinks she's queen Madge

Dear Miss Adam: Pray tell, THIS Queen Madge??