I need a girl to get me on the right track.

[Helpme]

I am a 19 year old white Jesus worshipping male.

Im recovering from unholy faggot thoughts.

I need a good God Loving girl to stop me from thinking about guys.

My ex girlfriend tried pressuring me to do sinful sexual acts. So im looking for a conservative virgin, but big boobs are preferred.

[Marshall]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

While a womans outward beauty is important and no one wants an overweight flat chested lady, perhaps you should address your un natural homofaggot urges before you start asking for dates.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

While a womans outward beauty is important and no one wants an overweight flat chested lady, perhaps you should address your un natural homofaggot urges before you start asking for dates.

Agreed. There is no sense in getting involved with a woman when you are still a homer. If you never take care of your sodomistic urges, you'll find yourself in a loveless, sham of a marriage. No good Christian woman deserves that, and you deserve better than to be a homerfag.

[Helpme]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

yeah, thats true.

I just need to have a girl to think about instead of charles.
If i find a good girl then maybe i will realize what i was missing.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

yeah, thats true.

I just need to have a girl to think about instead of charles.
If i find a good girl then maybe i will realize what i was missing.

We can't have you giving a good decent woman AIDS, now can we?

You need to get rid of your perverse unnatural urges first so that your AIDS can clear up and then, and only then, will you be suitable for a good woman. You didn't really think we'd endorse you sticking your little tallywhacker(all smeared in Charles' feces, blood, and rectal issue) into a godly baby oven did you?

[Helpme]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

We can't have you giving a good decent woman AIDS, now can we?

You need to get rid of your perverse unnatural urges first so that your AIDS can clear up and then, and only then, will you be suitable for a good woman. You didn't really think we'd endorse you sticking your little tallywhacker(all smeared in Charles' feces, blood, and rectal issue) into a godly baby oven did you?

what are you talking about? ive never had any kind of sex, ofcourse. I have only had thoughts about the comfort of a man (charles), unwelcome thoughts. and i need to get my virgin God-loving mind and body in the warm arms of a women.

[Cheshire]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

I would volunteer, but only if a Godly pastor would agree to escort me, as I've heard homers, even ex-homers, like to rape everything they see.

[Helpme]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

I would volunteer, but only if a Godly pastor would agree to escort me, as I've heard homers, even ex-homers, like to rape everything they see.

dont worry, i am not looking for anything sexual. Please save me from becoming a "homer"

[Jesussaysslipnotsucks]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

dont worry, i am not looking for anything sexual. Please save me from becoming a "homer"

If you want nothing sexual then why would large boobs matter, and how in the name of sweet Jesus could a woman sve you from being a homer?

I fear your a homer for life..it is over.

[Millia]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

While a womans outward beauty is important and no one wants an overweight flat chested lady, perhaps you should address your un natural homofaggot urges before you start asking for dates.

This is a time for love, it isn't necessary to bring hatred into this. It makes me feel uncomfortable to be in a place to love and find mean spirited thought and words.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

This is a time for love, it isn't necessary to bring hatred into this. It makes me feel uncomfortable to be in a place to love and find mean spirited thought and words.

What are you, some kind of hippie?

[Jesussaysslipnotsucks]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

What are you, some kind of hippie?

Sounds like a peace loving, God hating, tie dye wearing, pot smoking type hippie to me

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

This is a time for love, it isn't necessary to bring hatred into this. It makes me feel uncomfortable to be in a place to love and find mean spirited thought and words.

It makes me feel uncomfortable to log into the forums of God's Favourite Church and find a limp-wristed nancy sissying the place up. Man up and get right with Christ or begone!

[Nobar King]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Don't they have Playboy in Australia? You know why it's called Playboy, right? It's not some homer game.

[Bob4God]

Re: I need a girl to get me on the right track.

Millia, are you a hippie?