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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    How to meet a good Christian woman

    This apparently is not the way. Something about the new feminazi movement has taught women that they aren't beautiful and shouldn't be noticed or complimented, but at the same time everywhere I see women with their boobs and asses hanging out, not to mention all the belly fat and tramp stamp tattoos that I see.


    How is a good Christian man supposed to talk to women these days? Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

    Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    This apparently is not the way. Something about the new feminazi movement has taught women that they aren't beautiful and shouldn't be noticed or complimented, but at the same time everywhere I see women with their boobs and asses hanging out, not to mention all the belly fat and tramp stamp tattoos that I see.


    How is a good Christian man supposed to talk to women these days? Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

    Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?

    Grabbing a woman's ass is not a compliment, nor are catcalls, wolf whistles, or whipping out your johnson on the bus.

    If you want to compliment a woman, make eye contact and tell her "That's a very pretty dress." or "You have lovely hair." Don't look down her blouse and say "Nice rack."
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

      Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
      Don't look down her blouse and say "Nice rack."
      Why on earth would we want to look at - or talk to - dirty pillows?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #4
        Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
        Grabbing a woman's ass is not a compliment, nor are catcalls, wolf whistles, or whipping out your johnson on the bus.

        If you want to compliment a woman, make eye contact and tell her "That's a very pretty dress." or "You have lovely hair." Don't look down her blouse and say "Nice rack."
        The title of this thread is "How to meet a GOOD CHRISTIAN woman." Why in the world would you imagine that we are interested in the advice of a confessed witch? Just because you have more experience at picking up women than some of the younger Brothers in here, it doesn't mean that we want to take advice from one of satan's whores.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #5
          Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          The title of this thread is "How to meet a GOOD CHRISTIAN woman." Why in the world would you imagine that we are interested in the advice of a confessed witch? Just because you have more experience at picking up women than some of the younger Brothers in here, it doesn't mean that we want to take advice from one of satan's whores.

          So Christian women like being groped by strangers, being the target of catcalls and wolf whistles, and sitting next to men who masturbate on public transportation.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #6
            Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

            Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
            So Christian women like being groped by strangers, being the target of catcalls and wolf whistles, and sitting next to men who masturbate on public transportation.
            YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY PERVERT! CHRISTIAN ladies like no such thing!

            Why do your kind constantly try and drag the rest of the world down into the gutter with you!?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

              The point I was trying to make is that different women take compliments differently. Lumpy proves this point, but goes even further and, thru gross generalization, suggests that all women are the same type of feminazi as her. I'm sure there are women out there (lumps included) who would bristle at male eye contact or a nice fashion compliment. So how are men supposed to meet single women without risking being photographed and made fun of online for all eternity?

              Maybe I should have just googled 'dating advice'.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #8
                Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                The point I was trying to make is that different women take compliments differently. Lumpy proves this point, but goes even further and, thru gross generalization, suggests that all women are the same type of feminazi as her. I'm sure there are women out there (lumps included) who would bristle at male eye contact or a nice fashion compliment. So how are men supposed to meet single women without risking being photographed and made fun of online for all eternity?

                Maybe I should have just googled 'dating advice'.
                So you consider grabbing a woman's ass a compliment?
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                  Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                  So you consider grabbing a woman's ass a compliment?
                  I'm looking for dating advice, not critique. I'm not a big ass grabber (of women whom I don't know), but I've had my ass grabbed by girls once or twice and I thought it was kind of exciting. I didn't turn around and chase down my admirer, but the thought did cross my mind. I think I did consider it a compliment, as I got a smile and a wink when I turned to see who the culprit was. I suppose if that was a good way to get a date I'd do it more.

                  How do you know that EVERY woman is against a little butt pinch? There are a lot of women out there. What if it was Brad Pitt who was doing the pinching? That would probably get a lot of positive responses.

                  So, are you going to stick with your lesbian agenda and assume that all women react the same?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post

                    So Christian women like being groped by strangers, being the target of catcalls and wolf whistles, and sitting next to men who masturbate on public transportation.
                    Tsk! As usual your mind is in the gutter with all the multitudes of the blemished obese imperfect unsaved! You had better look out before ...

                    JESUS GRABS YOUR FLESHY SINFUL BUNS!

                    ... and topples you like a bag of meat into the cauldrons of satan's fire, dimple thighs!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I'm looking for dating advice, not critique. I'm not a big ass grabber (of women whom I don't know), but I've had my ass grabbed by girls once or twice and I thought it was kind of exciting. I didn't turn around and chase down my admirer, but the thought did cross my mind. I think I did consider it a compliment, as I got a smile and a wink when I turned to see who the culprit was. I suppose if that was a good way to get a date I'd do it more.

                      How do you know that EVERY woman is against a little butt pinch? There are a lot of women out there. What if it was Brad Pitt who was doing the pinching? That would probably get a lot of positive responses.

                      So, are you going to stick with your lesbian agenda and assume that all women react the same?
                      Grabbing a stranger's ass shows that you have no respect for them or for their personal boundaries. It shows that you see them as nothing more than an object for your own gratification. Why would anyone in their right mind take that as a compliment?
                      It has nothing to do with orientation, either. Just because a woman doesn't want to be groped by a stranger doesn't mean she must be a lesbian. I'm straight, and if someone grabs my ass, he had better have his other hand over the family jewels because that's where I'll be aiming my foot when I turn around.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                        Originally posted by Lumpylumpsofgravy View Post
                        If someone grabs my ass, he had better have his other hand over the family jewels because that's where I'll be aiming my foot when I turn around.
                        I don't believe that for one minute. My inclination is that you have never kicked a man in the nuts, and you are likely to never even have hit a man OR a woman.

                        Grabbing a stranger's ass shows that you have no respect for them or for their personal boundaries. It shows that you see them as nothing more than an object for your own gratification. Why would anyone in their right mind take that as a compliment?
                        Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it so for everybody. There are a lot of people on the Earth even besides Christians. The assumption you are making is that no one could ever be turned on by an ass pinch, even though previously I stated that it happened to me and it didn't turn me off.

                        There are a ton of ways to meet single people and they don't all involve intellectual conversation.

                        A friend of mine dates a girl who he first bumped into. Actually, the girl liked my friend and HER girlfriend pushed her into his path. That was enough of an introduction, I guess, because they became friends and I guess they like each other.

                        I'm so tired of your accusations and unhelpful nature. We're talking about how to meet women, and I don't need you watching over our shoulders and chiming in about how everything is wrong. It's getting tiring.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • snottyduck
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 564

                          #13
                          Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Are compliments out now? I get so confused by the mixed signals. Don't some women still want to be complimented on their beauty?

                          Seriously, would someone who knows more about this than me suggest some advice in this area?
                          When I want to meet someone new I fold something and let Origami do the talking.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                            That's interesting. The recipient must undo your craftwork to get your message? An odd concept, if one thinks about it too long.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #15
                              Re: How to meet a good Christian woman

                              Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                              When I want to meet someone new I fold something and let Origami do the talking.
                              That's just sick. Next you'll tell us that you're into that jap tentacle rape stuff.

                              Anyway, this thread is about ways of meeting good Christian women, not "how to make a fool out of yourself by distributing bits of wadded up paper to strangers in a pathetic attempt to get attention and possibly score some mercy fornication."
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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