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  • Miss Edith
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    • Jul 2008
    • 12

    #16
    Re: catholic

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Are you one of those toothless, chinless british chavs who hate Jesus? Are you a mormon?

    Try and speak American (God's favorite language) so normal people can understand you.

    What exactly do you want here little girl?
    no im none of those things (except british)

    i was looking for a christian domestic discipline based relationship and i stumbled upon here.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #17
      Re: catholic

      Originally posted by charmbraclet View Post
      no im none of those things (except british)

      i was looking for a christian domestic discipline based relationship and i stumbled upon here.
      The best program on earth is the Landover Baptist University Advanced Degree in Motherhood. You can read all about it HERE.

      I have to warn you first though, with the grammar, spelling and punctuation skills you are currently demonstrating, I seriously doubt whether you could get a Godly American Green Card, much less be accepted at LBU.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Miss Edith
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        • Jul 2008
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        #18
        Re: catholic

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The best program on earth is the Landover Baptist University Advanced Degree in Motherhood. You can read all about it HERE.

        I have to warn you first though, with the grammar, spelling and punctuation skills you are currently demonstrating, I seriously doubt whether you could get a Godly American Green Card, much less be accepted at LBU.
        anyone who truly loves language knows the rules are different on the internet. but i leave myself open to that so ok ....

        i guess i should go search elsewhere

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: catholic

          Originally posted by charmbraclet View Post
          anyone who truly loves language knows the rules are different on the internet. but i leave myself open to that so ok ....

          i guess i should go search elsewhere
          The only rules we follow here are GOD's rules.

          "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

          Enjoy hell.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
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            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: catholic

            Originally posted by charmbraclet View Post
            anyone who truly loves language knows the rules are different on the internet. but i leave myself open to that so ok ....

            i guess i should go search elsewhere
            Miss Bracelet, you are a newcomer to this Forum.

            The only thing we know of you is how and what you write.

            If you cannot be bothered to write like a proper and educated person, why would we think you are anything other than a slow-witted imbecile?

            Take your time, write as though Jesus were watching every word (because HE IS), and demonstrate your love for Jesus with each stroke. Then, you will find yourself more warmly received.

            Running off to other sites, you will only hear a bunch of lies about how great it is to pray to Mary and other false gods. Wouldn't you rather give up Cathoholicism and be Saved(c), instead of spending eternity in Hell for perverse statue-worship?

            Stick around, dear. I think there's hope for you yet!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Miss Edith
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              • Jul 2008
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              #21
              Re: catholic

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The only rules we follow here are GOD's rules.

              "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

              Enjoy hell.
              you were the one mentioning grammar rules etc.

              and what about the word of God

              and what about matthews grammar :/

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              • Miss Edith
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                • Jul 2008
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                #22
                Re: catholic

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Miss Bracelet, you are a newcomer to this Forum.

                The only thing we know of you is how and what you write.

                If you cannot be bothered to write like a proper and educated person, why would we think you are anything other than a slow-witted imbecile?

                Take your time, write as though Jesus were watching every word (because HE IS), and demonstrate your love for Jesus with each stroke. Then, you will find yourself more warmly received.

                Running off to other sites, you will only hear a bunch of lies about how great it is to pray to Mary and other false gods. Wouldn't you rather give up Cathoholicism and be Saved©, instead of spending eternity in Hell for perverse statue-worship?

                Stick around, dear. I think there's hope for you yet!
                Thank you. I appreciate your advice and sentiments.

                I have had people comment a lot on my bad grammar etc on the internet. I can understand as I often feel repelled by people who handle language badly and recently I do understand it conveys a lack of respect for others and myself. So, I find it hard to explain but it is because I love language so much that I feel it is wasted on the internet and also, somehow, thinking such a temporary medium should allow the content of language, unweighted, surface.

                Anyway, im chastised, infracted and shall endeavor to punctuate myself more often.

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                • Justina Thyme
                  Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 1718

                  #23
                  Re: catholic

                  Originally posted by Miss Edith View Post
                  Thank you. I appreciate your advice and sentiments.

                  I have had people comment a lot on my bad grammar, etc., on the internet. I can understand, as I often feel repelled by people who handle language badly and recently I do understand that it conveys a lack of respect for others and myself. So (comma removed) I find it hard to explain but it is because I love language so much that I feel it is wasted on the internet and also, somehow, thinking such a temporary medium should allow the content of language, unweighted, (to?) surface. Run-on sentence, poorly constructed, mixed syntax; what are you trying to say?

                  Anyway, I'm chastised, infracted and shall endeavor to punctuate myself more often. How does one go about punctuating oneself?
                  I love language too, you see, and I give God's language the attention and respect that it deserves.
                  Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                  1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                  A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                  Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                  LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                  • Mister Brasil
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                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 518

                    #24
                    Re: catholic

                    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                    How does one go about punctuating oneself?
                    Thankfully, God does that to fertile women every 28 days. If you have to do it to yourself, it probably means that your adulterous sin has borne fruit.
                    Acts 13:8 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

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                    • Warrior of God
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                      • Aug 2008
                      • 241

                      #25
                      Re: catholic

                      Originally posted by Miss Edith View Post
                      hi,

                      id like to meet a man who will be in control.

                      is this possible if im catholic?

                      thx in advance

                      First you would have to be uncatholicated...

                      Then the right man would channel God's control through himself.
                      NEVER SIDELINE GOD !

                      and if you meant your words you would be typing whilst on your knees
                      woman.
                      I can't help but wonder if you're one of those dissenters and provocateurs.
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                      Seek Salvation in Him,
                      or His Judgement will seek you.

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