[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

God is dead

Dear Velokh, welcome to this site. Jesus is not dead, for He resurrected to save our sins. Have you ever read the Bible?? Also, please create an introduction thread in the proper forum so that we may meet you and you can introduce yourself.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

God is dead

Don't be silly. I know that my Redeemer lives, because I talked to Him this very morning!


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[Velokh]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

God is dead

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

yes but do not forget your place women ,otherwise you get host
I am also looking for a good woman i am 26




It is so nice to read about how people found their faith in Jesus

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[bestman]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

It would be so nice if this True Christian gentleman would find his help meet right now.


At the age of 23 she can still give birth to at least 12 soldiers for Christ! I married at 21 and now i am mother of 9 and half!

yes but do not forget your place women ,otherwise you get host
I am also looking for a good woman i am 26




It is so nice to read about how people found their faith in Jesus

[juliet]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

It would be so nice if this True Christian gentleman would find his help meet right now.


At the age of 23 she can still give birth to at least 12 soldiers for Christ! I married at 21 and now i am mother of 9 and half!

[Kewlcat]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

Hello,

I would of love to provide you with a picture, but I would rather not do so on such a public forum. I have had troubles in the past with abiding by 1 Timothy 2:9 and would rather not send a picture of myself where large numbers of people could see it, for fear that I would relapse once again and try to make myself look better than I should worry about. If you are interested, you can email me at

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Yours in Christ

Kat

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

I'm a 23 year old woman, looking for a good Christian man to marry.

I am a good Christian man (growing closer to Christ every day!), looking for someone to marry me and bear my sons. I have ample assets to provide my wife with all the cooking and cleaning and child-rearing resources she will ever need. Although you are a bit older than I was hoping for, I might have to adjust my standards a bit as my search has thus far been less than successful. Has the Lord finally answered my prayers?

If you want a true Christian. Though, it would be best to find someone else, as an ex-atheist I am far from a true Christian.

No worries!

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

If you can bear to hear it, I can recount for you horrific stories of my life before I met the Lord. And besides,

I Corinthians 7:14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.

...so, even if God is not happy with your faith, marry me and you're good!

I need to see a picture, though. I do not think you are a non-Caucasian but one can't be too careful.
Humbly,
Wally

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

My goodness. At first I thought this was thread was started by one of those "Christian" lesbians!

So did I. I came right over to chew her out—rebuke her for polluting our forums with sin. Alas, it was not to be.

[Kewlcat]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

I'm single and looking for a good True Christian™ Woman to marry. Where they at????

How old are you? Where do you live?
I'm a 23 year old woman, looking for a good Christian man to marry. If you want a true Christian. Though, it would be best to find someone else, as an ex-atheist I am far from a true Christian. If you get desperate, or want wait a few years until I have hopefully become a true Christian, let me know and I would love to get to know you

[knob polisher]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

I'm single and looking for a good True Christian™ Woman to marry. Where they at????

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

With apologies to Morton for bogarting his thread (may you find the good Christian woman we all know God wants you to have soon!), I hope I may be permitted to point out that I'm in the same boat and ask for any advice you good folks can give.

I have acquired a rather large sum of money and need to find a woman who will bear me heirs without stealing and squandering my fortune on - well - woman stuff.

I know that I have two strikes against me because I live in Boston, where modest Christian women are as hard to find as a two dollar lobster.

Thanks to all.

Wally

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

We used to have one who would be just right for you. She was 24 and getting desperate. But we haven't seen her around for a while. Oh yeah - just remembered - she was a bit of a feminazi. Would that bother you?

The "femi" in feminazi is about the only thing that makes "her" seem remotely like a woman. Her pies have poisoned many. She's been a bit feral lately, I see her lurking around church, planning to kidnap the children that come out after Sunday service. I call the Freehold Police but she's always gone by then. She's a barren maid and rather old, so if you're really desperate, take her but be warned!
On another note, being an ex-joo might limit your chances with the pure, young True Christian (tm) girls who are searching for husbands. So if you want a bit of a challenge, by all means, we'll catch her and see if you two can get married.

[WWJDnow]

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My goodness. At first I thought this was thread was started by one of those "Christian" lesbians!

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Babe in Christ Seeks Babe

Dear Morton, Yes, you certainly are a catch! I'll put the word out here in Richmond, Virginia with our Baptist friends. And, just a little FYI, I am a former Jew too. So if I can find a nice "Jew for Jesus Princess", that would be great, wouldn't it?!?!


Of course, I must ask (because I can't seem to get this part of the joo out of me), can I see the ring you are offering? Because we all know, that does make a difference sometimes.


Oh no! My husband caught me writing this! I guess I'll be getting a spanking tonight to "beat the joo out of me" again! And on Mother's Day too!