[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

Did God create poison oak and poison ivy for us, as well?

Did He create tape worms and mosquitoes for us?

Since you know the mind of the Creator so well, please explain to me how He intended us to make use of all these wondrous creations He designed just for our use.

Besides all the facts before this post, Marijuana causes memory loss, uncontrollable munchies/obesity, and social anxiety. Why would God want you partaking in any of that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.

Did God create poison oak and poison ivy for us, as well?

Did He create tape worms and mosquitoes for us?

Since you know the mind of the Creator so well, please explain to me how He intended us to make use of all these wondrous creations He designed just for our use.

[Nobar King]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

I don't know what more rediculous.

Maybe you could find a more ridiculous way to spell it?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

I don't know what more rediculous you thinking that a medical profession lied to you about your neibours death or the fact that you are calling me a drug dealer.

Yeah? Well, I lost a good friend. You might not, but I know which is more ridiculous.

And please don't call marijuana devil dust, marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.

You hippies think that everything that grows from the earth is good. Belladonna? Sure, shove it down my baby's craw, shove it up my grandma's ass. Foxglove? Awesome, drop my grandpa's pulse to 66.6, until he thinks he sees halos around each witchdoctor that blights his bedside. Pig hormones? Hallelulujah, send my diabetic son into a coma from which he'll never awaken.

There's only one cure to suffering, and it's synthetic, man-made. The Bible, each word lovingly printed by machines onto processed cellulose in factories around the world, a miracle of Man's dominion over nature, lysergic acid-free pigments bound by nylon to nagahyde covers.

Cut off your thumbs and wallow in the mud. Do you think I care? Peck like a lab rat at your coca button. Refine your precious Chinese herbs until your teeth fall out. I really don't care. I get high on Christ. I get high on my Christmas eggnog (lay on the nutmeg!) I get high on my wife's turkey. You can keep your nitrogenous tryptophan, you can grow your witchy willows, your streptokinase hemolytics-- I'll take an aspirin when I have a headache, thank you, and when, God-forbid, I have a stroke, I'll let the good doctors at Landover General treat me as they see fit.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

[..]. And please don't call marijuana devil dust, marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.

much in the way that heroin cocaine, oxalic acid and prussic acid are derived from nice, natural plants.

Look son, God places things on earth for our use - He not only gave is free will, but He gave us common sense (although, in your case, you were in the bathroom when it was handed out.)

He gave us rocks but we don't go around hitting ourselves on the head with them do we?

There is a proper use for everything.

[santaworshipper]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

I don't know what more rediculous you thinking that a medical profession lied to you about your neibours death or the fact that you are calling me a drug dealer. And please don't call marijuana devil dust, marijuana comes from a naturaly made plant so if you believe in god then god created it for us not the devil.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

No one has ever died from marijuana

Sadly, I can correct that misinformation.

My upstairs neighbor began seeing some doctor, an "unctologist," after developing difficulty swallowing. This physician, a self-proclaimed Hippocrite, started my friend on a series of drugs that left him nauseated and fatigued. The internet sites of drug dealers like you sold him on the idea that reefer rock would relieve his nausea and pain, and nothing I said could convince him otherwise.

That was in September of 2007. He was dead before Thanksgiving, a victim of his addiction. He stopped eating and simply wasted away, and all of the vampiric transfusions that his white-coated demon prescribed couldn't sate the hunger that filled my friend's soul after he discovered that Devil Dust. They say he died of esophogeal cancer; I know that he died of the munchies.

[santaworshipper]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

not all marijuana users are hippies, in fact most of them are not hippies. Stop stereotyping people. Also marijuana is good for medical purposes and its saving lives. No one has ever died from marijuana

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

Looks to me as if he were deceived by satan! Praise! He should be looking in the Bible not some fancy foreign dictionary!

[Nobar King]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

p'wned!

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

HAIL SATAN
САТАНА ГРАДА
SATAN DE GRÊLE
HAGEL-TEUFEL
GRANIZO SATÃ
SATÁN DE SALUDO

TITS OR GTFO

As a fluent speaker of several languages, I was most amused by your post. In most cases, your "hail" is the word for icy precipitation. For example, the French reads "Satan of freezing rain" and the word for icy rain is the same in your German, your Russian and your Serbian. The Spanish reads "Satan of Hello". You may think you are a cunning linguist, but you are not.

[Nobar King]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

Hey, death mocker, what do you think Satan's plans are for you, now? Also, I'm sure there is room for you in GTMO.

[Смерть]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

HAIL SATAN
САТАНА ГРАДА
SATAN DE GRÊLE
HAGEL-TEUFEL
GRANIZO SATÃ
SATÁN DE SALUDO

TITS OR GTFO

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

JESUS H. Christ! Is that what having the munchies does to you? (the fat one). Disgusting.

I'm pretty sure that's a photograph of an actual hippie drug orgy. The configuration of dirty feet stuffed into sandals, obese bellies and long greasy hair makes even Jesus vomit.

I hope this will move and inspire folks to send in a Love Offering to Landover Baptist Church today. We are the only line of defense left in the battle to exterminate convert the hippie menace. Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page RIGHT NOW! Support Christ's efforts TODAY!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Let us Pray the hippies away!!!

JESUS H. Christ! Is that what having the munchies does to you? (the fat one). Disgusting.