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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    But she's so pretty and nice.

    Maybe she could be fixed just with some corrective hugs?

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  • Jim Farmer
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Now hold on just one cotton-picking minute!

    1. I'm no rapist!

    and

    2. I thought corrective rape was to cure lesbianism.

    Are you guys saying that on top of everything else, Jana is a homosexual?

    My heart is breaking all over again!
    She's certainly acting like a lezbean.
    • unmarried at 25
    • moving out from home
    • sick of raising children (her siblings)
    • getting an education

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Now hold on just one cotton-picking minute!

    1. I'm no rapist!

    and

    2. I thought corrective rape was to cure lesbianism.

    Are you guys saying that on top of everything else, Jana is a homosexual?

    My heart is breaking all over again!

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
    Not I, Brother Hammer. I am wed, unfortunately But this could be a great opportunity for Brother Machine to finally find a woman. She would make an honest man of him, which would be interesting.
    That was my bad, Brother. I meant Brother Jim "JD" Duggar.

    I would contribute financially to help Brother Machine pay for any post-rape marital expenses, if he really has designs on marrying that Duggar girl, and if he is strapped for cash. I wonder if Brother JD accepts shekels via PayPal...

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  • Jim Farmer
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
    Aye, a wicked tongue indeed, Brother Machine...an eager and searching tongue...a tongue doubtless put to wicked, sensual and deviant purpose!

    Brother Jim should arrange a corrective rape for her at once! He has nothing to lose, and might even profit by 50 shekels +/-. Have you tried contacting him?

    If this works out, you can just PM me an invite to the wedding.
    Not I, Brother Hammer. I am wed, unfortunately But this could be a great opportunity for Brother Machine to finally find a woman. She would make an honest man of him, which would be interesting.

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  • Witch Hammer
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Friends, I am really worried about this girl:

    “Cinderella Duggar” Jana Ready To Trade 19 Kids And Counting Duties For A New Life On Her Own!







    I'm just sick about this! Why would she turn her back on her parents and her brothers and sisters in such a cruel, selfish way?

    I have followed young Jana's life very closely (and I have sent her many fan letters over the years), so I must say I feel blindsided by this. Where did she go wrong? Was it the Hollywood fame? Do you think the reality TV film crew might have contained some typical Hollywood weasels who may have poisoned her mind with talk of "personal fulfillment" and life in the fast lane?


    Why would she want to not have a husband and a full quiver of her own?

    I feel the following verses from Proverbs tell us what kind of mother God wants Jana to be:




    But Jana is not openething her mouth with wisdom. Whatever's on her tongue is clearly not the law of kindness!

    As a very devoted Duggar fan, I have to say my heart is breaking. Please pray that God takes control of this situation soon.
    Aye, a wicked tongue indeed, Brother Machine...an eager and searching tongue...a tongue doubtless put to wicked, sensual and deviant purpose!

    Brother Jim should arrange a corrective rape for her at once! He has nothing to lose, and might even profit by 50 shekels +/-. Have you tried contacting him?

    If this works out, you can just PM me an invite to the wedding.

    Leave a comment:


  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Perhaps it's too late for her. Maybe she is not the good person I thought she was. Would you believe she has never once responded to any of the numerous fan letters I've sent her?

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  • Jim Farmer
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    Re: Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    My goodness! The girl is 25!
    Let this be a warning to all True Christian(tm) fathers to get their daughters married off well before this age, so they don't develop feminazi ideas!

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  • Faith_Machine
    started a topic Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Please pray Jana Duggar comes to her senses.

    Friends, I am really worried about this girl:

    “Cinderella Duggar” Jana Ready To Trade 19 Kids And Counting Duties For A New Life On Her Own!




    Cinderella Duggar may finally be done with her rags and chores, but not because she found a Prince Charming! Jana Duggar of 19 Kids And Counting is ready to fly the coop to pursue her own dreams — ones that do not involve marriage or 19 babies.

    I'm just sick about this! Why would she turn her back on her parents and her brothers and sisters in such a cruel, selfish way?

    I have followed young Jana's life very closely (and I have sent her many fan letters over the years), so I must say I feel blindsided by this. Where did she go wrong? Was it the Hollywood fame? Do you think the reality TV film crew might have contained some typical Hollywood weasels who may have poisoned her mind with talk of "personal fulfillment" and life in the fast lane?


    Why would she want to not have a husband and a full quiver of her own?

    I feel the following verses from Proverbs tell us what kind of mother God wants Jana to be:

    Proverbs 31:25-30

    25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.

    26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.

    27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.

    28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.

    29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.

    30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised.

    But Jana is not openething her mouth with wisdom, and whatever's on her tongue is clearly not the law of kindness!

    As a very devoted Duggar fan, I have to say my heart is breaking. Please pray that God takes control of this situation soon.
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