[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm afraid

Jesus is calling to you my friend.

Mark 10:21
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

Luke 14:33
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

Jesus is telling you to sell all of your possessions and give them to the poor. Abandon your wife and children and forth into the world homeless, preaching the word of the Lord.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[dmanhart]

Re: I'm afraid

I think I am on the way to losing my job.

Please pray for me that I don't

Thanks

Ray

Jesus is calling to you my friend.

Mark 10:21
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

Luke 14:33
So likewise, whosoever he be of you that forsaketh not all that he hath, he cannot be my disciple.

Jesus is telling you to sell all of your possessions and give them to the poor. Abandon your wife and children and forth into the world homeless, preaching the word of the Lord.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: I'm afraid

Isaiah 41:10 cleerly states that fear is an unGodly transhgreshun, and unless you study your KJV, you will certainly lose your job.

I bow down you, Kind Sir, however my Husbend Mister Truth has sugested that you stop wining like a homer and get back to work. God blesses hard workers. If you lose your job it's your own falt for ignoring his Word.

Minus the grammar issues, Sister Truth has a good point. You see Ray, God helps those who help themselves; if you quit whining like a lazy Demoncrat who relies on getting the welfare that is stolen from us good, hardworking Republican Tea Party members.

[Sister Truth]

Re: I'm afraid

Isaiah 41:10 cleerly states that fear is an unGodly transhgreshun, and unless you study your KJV, you will certainly lose your job.

I bow down you, Kind Sir, however my Husbend Mister Truth has sugested that you stop wining like a homer and get back to work. God blesses hard workers. If you lose your job it's your own falt for ignoring his Word.

[Witch Hammer]

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Hello Basilisa

It was only a week. It needed to be done as we kept putting it off.
It is a necessary thing in our relationship. And my philosophy is family
comes first.

Boot camp sort of refreshes things and helps remind the wife who is the boss. I recommend it for all couples

Take care

Ray

A properly trained wife would never question who the boss is, you sissy. If you need your wife's permission to spank her, then you have ventured out of the realm of True Discipline™ and down the slippery slope of kinky sex play...say, you're not one of those guys who lets their wife violate their anus with foreign objects, are you?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm afraid

Well, I'm in sales and I'm working very hard, but the numbers are not there. Business has been bad.

I've been given a serious warning.

By the way Didymos or whoever you are, the title they have posted for you is pretty accurate as far as I'm concerned.
I think Jesus taught for people to treat others as they would like to be treated remember? Not talk to them in an arrogant and obnoxious manner.

The only thing you should sell is Salvation through this Church and Jesus Christ. Did you file a form 177-G for a permit? Contact Miss Cookie or Aunt June in the Church office for the fee schedule.

[Raybird]

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Hello Basilisa

It was only a week. It needed to be done as we kept putting it off.
It is a necessary thing in our relationship. And my philosophy is family
comes first.

Boot camp sort of refreshes things and helps remind the wife who is the boss. I recommend it for all couples

Take care

Ray

[Basilissa]

Re: I'm afraid

I think I am on the way to losing my job.

Please pray for me that I don't

Thanks

Ray

Hello, dear.

Maybe you wouldn't be in danger of loosing your job if you weren't spending so much time in a CDD bootcamp in some undisclosed secluded area? (Which you have mentioned in another post recently).

[Des]

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I would never lay a hand on my girlfriend.

Big surprise there. Most homers don't like touching women.

[Raybird]

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Roland

I have saved for retirement. I fear not enough, though. I'll probably be here until I keel over and the cleaning lady will find my corpse still sitting at my desk.

Alvin

I did not come up with "Godless, Texas" I don't know how it got there.

I am a true Texan. I've been living off and on here for a good 30 years.
I like this state very much. We fought for our independence and won and I'm proud of that. We also have so much to offer people who come to visit. I like the people here too.
I am a graduate of Texas state college. My daughters went to Texas schools also.

This will be my home as long as I'm still around.

Take care

Ray

[Alvin Moss]

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Mrs Johnson

Raybird was a nickname given to me by my freinds in my college ROTC company. I still don't know where they got it from.

My wife and I worked hard to save money for our children to go to college.

I don't expect my daughter to pay for any of it herself. I didn't have to.

Thanks for listening

Ray

Ray, I am somewhat concerned that you list your location as "godless" Texas. Texas is a Godly country, though many of the Devil's people have come to congregate in the large cities. This is the case in every state, though it is the cause of much red faced embarrassment when the subject comes up.


Why do you hate Texas, Ray? We get many Yankees here who like to talk about how great things were in Detroit or Youngstown or some similar godless Hell hole that was brought to it's knees by the wretches who lived there. They hope to replicate their success here in Texas, but without the part where their whole country falls apart as a result of their hijinks. Have you fallen into thrall to the Yankees, Ray? Do you hope to bring your Yankee civilization here to Texas and civilize us into the poor house?


Shame on you Ray. God is watching and you will have to answer for your behavior.

[Roland]

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[...]
I thought this was a Christain website where we are supposed to be kind to one another. Not spew out hateful mongering.
[...]

As far as I can tell you get good Christian advice, exactly what you would expect on the most Christian website on the internet. Even advice with quotes from the Bible from the residential atheist, what more could you hope for?

That being said: Did you save some of your riches in the plentiful years so you could survive the meagre years that would follow, like in Genesis 41:1-7?

[Raybird]

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Dr Toole

I had slippery fingers because I am a diabetic and I think my blood sugar got a little low. I was getting dizzy while I was typing.

I retract it though. I am not going to lower myself to name calling any longer. It is not what Jesus would want us to do.

Thank you

Ray

[Raybird]

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Where do some of you get this idea I expect my daughter to take care of me?

I work very hard at my job. There have been times I have worked until midnight. If I lose my job I'll just be pounding the pavement to get another, like anybody else.

I thought this was a Christain website where we are supposed to be kind to one another. Not spew out hateful mongering.

I am an all american red blooded man. I am a U.S. veteran and a college graduate. I am a devoted husband and father. If you choose not to believe this it really won't bother me as I know what the real truth is.

[Raybird]

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Mrs Johnson

Raybird was a nickname given to me by my freinds in my college ROTC company. I still don't know where they got it from.

My wife and I worked hard to save money for our children to go to college.

I don't expect my daughter to pay for any of it herself. I didn't have to.

Thanks for listening

Ray