[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: I'm afraid

I am a little alarmed. "Mr." Ray has a username as Raybird. Bird is unsaved slang for a girl, so the Mr is actually transgender? Umm...I am a stupid woman, but things aren't lining up to me. Also, a true man knows that a woman does not need to go to college -- women need to be able to cook, clean, and sew. (I'm attending an online Baptist Bible College, but only on Mr. Johnson's orders). And, he is expecting his daughter to spread her legs like a whore to pay for his bills? NO Christian man would do that, from what I've been taught by my father and husband.

Crossly at being lied at,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I'm afraid

This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus

Look here, carpet muncher! You keep thumbing your nose at God's elect, and you'll find yourself on Christ's "ignore list"...in other words, your name will be blotted from the Book of Life.

You have revealed yourself as an enemy of The Faith, and I will now be praying for your doom.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: I'm afraid

I have a daughter in college which is very expensive. I also have a $1400
a month mortgage payment. I think everyone get's the picture, right?

The picture is clear, Ray. You are not a man.

Your daughter is to be sold to ONE man, not be rented out as a harlot because you are too lazy to work, pretend man.

Exodus 21:7-11King James Version (KJV)

7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.


As for you, God commands that you provide for your own needs, or starve. As you deserve.


2 Thessalonians 3:10

For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

The 40 seconds of grunting you did 18 years ago does not account as work little man. Do not expect your daughter to provide for you.

[John Creeser]

Re: I'm afraid

This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus

Ray, my name is Mr. Creeser.

Have a look at any True Christian(tm) post. Then look at yours. You could have easily posted that in an existing thread such as What are you offended by right now.

Also, I let you off lightly, that was a warning, not an actual infraction (where you would have lost points from your rep level).

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I'm afraid

Oh you meant moron.

Why the slippery fingers?

[Raybird]

Re: I'm afraid

I meant moron
I'm not feeling too good today and my finger just slipped

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I'm afraid

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring

Don't worry, the rest of us understand that you can't help it. We will pray for you.

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus.

You see, this is part of your problem. Whatever makes you think Didymus is a dumb Mormon? He is a dumb atheist.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: I'm afraid

This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus

What I find astounding is that you are so polite for someone who brags about hitting his wife.


I would never lay a hand on my girlfriend.


What kind of man are you?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm afraid

...P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that mormon Didymus

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

You're as much a Christian as I'm the Maharajah of Uttar Pradesh.

[Raybird]

Re: I'm afraid

This message is for John Cresser

Mr Cresser,

It was not my intention to be wittless or boring and I'm sorry you feel that way. If you read all of the above I think you will get a much better understanding as to why I asked to be prayed for.

If you think I should have phrased it differently please inform me how I should have done it.


Thank you

Ray

P.S.-Dr Niles with all due respect if you call me a lesbian one more time you're gonna be on my ignore list like that moron Didymus

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I'm afraid

Just to let you know I work for an electric motor distributor.

So Ray is Gay? Only girls and gays drive electric cars. True Christian Republican men drive Hummers.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I'm afraid

TJust to let you know I work for an electric motor distributor.

Definite stealth lesbian.

YIC

[Raybird]

Re: I'm afraid

To all:

Just to let you know I work for an electric motor distributor. Our client base is mainly the oil and peteochemical market on the gulf coast.

I have a daughter in college which is very expensive. I also have a $1400
a month mortgage payment. I think everyone get's the picture, right?

I don't sell evil product to evil people. No electric motors, no oil for anyone.
No electric motors, no chemicals, or air conditioners, etc.

I agree with you Pastor Ezekiel. This loser needs to be ignored. He is obviously an infant in an adult body. I'm just going to turn the other cheek
as Jesus taught us.

I know your reading this Dydimus so let me tell you a couple of things. You may as well not even post because I'm just going to skip over it and not read it. And as a true christian, I strongly suggest you start following Christ's teachings or your going to wind up in a place I don't think you want to be. Time moves fast.

To the rest of you folks please accept my humble appreciation for your help.

Take care

Ray

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm afraid

Dear Ray;

I implore you to ignore the demonic babblings of any and all of the degenerate miscreants who slither in here on their master satan's orders to deceive and disrupt my ministry. If a witch or an atheist tells you that the sky is blue, I strongly advise you to call them liars. They are as deceitful as satan himself.

As for your job, it seems likely that Jesus is trying to show you a different path. When you get fired from your current job, my advice is to sell everything you own and donate every cent you can get your hands on to God's favorite Church (Landover Baptist Church) just as fast as you can.

I personally guarantee that your returns will be TEN TIMES GREATER than your Love Offering. That's how Jesus rewards those with sufficient Faith. Shout GLORY!

YIC,

---Pastor Ezekiel

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: I'm afraid

Well, I'm in sales and I'm working very hard, but the numbers are not there. Business has been bad.

I've been given a serious warning.

Hello Mr. Bird,

Sorry to hear your business stinks. What exactly are you trying to sell? To whom?

You should remember Deuteronomy 8:18

"But thou shalt remember the LORD thy God: for it is he that giveth thee power to get wealth, that he may establish his covenant which he sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day."

The Lord is probably punishing you for peddling un-Righteous wares to un-Righteous people.