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Old 09-11-2009, 04:35 AM
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Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?

The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.

A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.

The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.

The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.

A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.

NBC's Rainbow Logo.

The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.

The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.

The length of the bartender's shorts.

Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.

Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.

The Steelers winning.
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Old 09-11-2009, 04:42 AM
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To tell the truth, I'm most offended by the 'Free Credit Report.com' adverts. There are several of them, and as soon as one appears on the TV I hit the mute or switch to another channel as fast as possible.

These cretins are part of the entire credit problem, yet their ads are seen on every channel at all times of the day. There's nothing worse on TV than these ads, besides all of the viagra ads and pleas to either buy your gold or sell you gold.
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Old 09-11-2009, 05:13 AM
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The Indians in Algodones thrusting their babies in front of me and demanding money today. Baby need food! Baby need food!
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Old 09-11-2009, 05:15 AM
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Being assosciated with a murdering, blaspheming, evil and Godless Country. England.
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Old 09-11-2009, 05:20 AM
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Nothing offends me more than sin.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Old 09-11-2009, 02:19 PM
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This smudge of Burt's Bees Lip Gloss on this person's cup next to me.

Oh, wait -- that's mine. Never mind. Nothing offensive here.


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Old 09-11-2009, 03:26 PM
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That I can't practice my religion the way God wants me to offends me.

That as a white Christian I am part of the biggest persecuted majority in the country.

That my fellow Christian refuse to believe their is something called an "I-80 speedball"; vodka and Viagra that is used to sodomites it leave good Christian men vulnerable to depravity.
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:34 PM
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Italians writing books, lazy minorities and alcoholic punks getting money for not working, modern "art", hippies opening their mouths and not getting smacked in the face, the fact that so-called "mentally ill" people get "treatment" instead of proper exorcisms. Oh, and when queers hold hands in public. There's just no need for that kind of flamboyant deviancy!
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This used car dealer who ends every commercial by saying, "It's gonna be HUUUUUUUG-E-AAA!!" Makes me cringe every.single.time.
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The constant flow of Unsaved Trash that insist on coming onto our Godly Forum to persecute us.

And people who speak Mexican instead of American. That AWLAYS offends me.

And if I really think about it, Mexicans almost always seem to manage to offend me in some way, everytime I run into them.

So basically, Unsaved Trash and Mexicans.
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