[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

This thread seems more relevant than ever.

It's a bad time to be a negroid*.

*well, it's always a bad time but you know what I mean

[1liesalot]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

Also, I pray not to turn black for Leviticus 21 teaches this:-

"He shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries".

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

But they are of their father, the Devil and have the mark of Cain upon them. Here is what Leviticus 21 says about flat nosed (aka black people).

"Whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose".

I hardly think flat nose refers specifically to the nigra. What about High Yellow folk?

YIC

[1liesalot]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

I had not thought of this. However, I can't help feeling slightly sorry for this poor Godless niglet.

But they are of their father, the Devil and have the mark of Cain upon them. Here is what Leviticus 21 says about flat nosed (aka black people).

"Whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose".

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

are you afraid to get rekt m8?

I don't speak 14-year-old virgin. Try English.

[blueeyesblondehair]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

That is a wildly inappropriate question that I refuse to justify with an answer.

are you afraid to get rekt m8?

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

does the bible also make your ***vulgar and childish expression removed*** hard?

That is a wildly inappropriate question that I refuse to justify with an answer.

Had you said "penis", I would've been prepared to play ball.

[blueeyesblondehair]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

I know it is! I've been praying extra hard as a result.

does the bible also make your ***vulgar and childish expression removed*** hard?

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

...saying that if you don't pray, you will turn black and starve - which by the way, is a terrible threat.

I know it is! I've been praying extra hard as a result.

If you're so offended by what I'm saying, why don't you ask God about it? Ask Him why he allows this poor niglet to starve while Americans grow obese through an abundance of food. Hardly seems fair, does it?

I'd ask Him myself but I know better than to question His ways! Praise Jesus!

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

Hi all!

Brother Elijah, do you by chance have any contact information for the Niglet in the picture? Perhaps whatever prison he has ended up in? Franklin and I need another darkie as the help, and that one looks like he would be easy to catch if he tried to "make a break for it", as they say. LOL.

However, I would also like to applaud your perceptive catch on the picture! It is very clear that that Niglet does not pray!!! THank you Brother!

And thank you LORD!!!!!

Walking with Christ,


Pearl

Unfortunately, this particular niglet has no fixed address.

However, I've been doing quite a lot of trading lately and I would be delighted to send you another niglet free of charge. To be honest, they're really stinking up the place and I can't get rid of them fast enough!

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

wow, you are completely missing the point, aren't you? well, clearly you're an idiot, so i don't know what i expected. my biggest problem isn't with you telling people that they need to pray, my biggest problem is your blatant racism and neo-naziism. seriously. do you think God is going to be proud of you for this post? i hope i'm there watching him yell at you for it, watching you flounder to defend yourself.
congratulations on being the worst human being i have ever met. this is quite an achievement, i assure you, since i have known some completely horrible people in my lifetime. but you, my dearest enemy, you take the cake. i hope you fall down into the sewer where you belong, and i hope you drown in the river of turds and sewage - for after all, you are sewage as well, just trapped inside a human body. i can't wait for you to get what's coming to you. I hope you rot in Hell, I really do. I'll see you there, my friend. Maybe watching you burn will make it tolerable for me

Son, you have a lot of hatred. In addition to that, you libtards also wonder why things are going so badly, and them blame things on us Soldiers of THE LORD. The truth is, the reason why things are bad is because you have forsaken THE LORD. You give up on HIM, then wish ill upon his Children. Hateful things, such as "sewer where you belong", "sewage trapped inside a human body", and "I hope you rot in hell, I really do"...in addition to homersexual marriage and dog-rapers.

You aren't the hero; HIS CHILDREN are.

Revelation 1:7

Regards,
Franklin

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

...your blatant racism and neo-naziism. seriously. do you think God is going to be proud of you for this post?...

If I actually agreed with any of it, then yes, the Bible says God would be proud of me.

...but you, my dearest enemy, you take the cake...

I'm only your enemy by your choice.

Huh, maybe you could be a Christian (someday, when you figure out what it really means).

...i hope you fall down into the sewer where you belong, and i hope you drown in the river of turds and sewage - for after all, you are sewage as well, just trapped inside a human body. i can't wait for you to get what's coming to you. I hope you rot in Hell, I really do. I'll see you there, my friend. Maybe watching you burn will make it tolerable for me

Such love for your fellow human.




Yup, more sarcasm.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

wow, you are completely missing the point, aren't you? well, clearly you're an idiot...

Good job using what the Bible says to prove me wrong, and not relying solely on your own opinion.







See, now that was sarcasm.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

...I hope you rot in Hell, I really do. I'll see you there, my friend. Maybe watching you burn will make it tolerable for me

I very sorry but Hell is NOT tolerable. It is going to be quite unpleasant there.

Matthew 8:12
But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Matthew 13:42
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Now you can surely see why it is important that you Repent as soon as possible. Time is running out. It may be only days until Rapture.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Pray or you'll turn black & starve!

wow, you are completely missing the point, aren't you? well, clearly you're an idiot, so i don't know what i expected. my biggest problem isn't with you telling people that they need to pray, my biggest problem is your blatant racism and neo-naziism. seriously. do you think God is going to be proud of you for this post? i hope i'm there watching him yell at you for it, watching you flounder to defend yourself.
congratulations on being the worst human being i have ever met. this is quite an achievement, i assure you, since i have known some completely horrible people in my lifetime. but you, my dearest enemy, you take the cake. i hope you fall down into the sewer where you belong, and i hope you drown in the river of turds and sewage - for after all, you are sewage as well, just trapped inside a human body. i can't wait for you to get what's coming to you. I hope you rot in Hell, I really do. I'll see you there, my friend. Maybe watching you burn will make it tolerable for me

That's the spirit! The Light of Christ surely shines through you. You are truly a beacon unto the unsaved (and frankly, smelly) masses. I'd wager your mother curses the day you were born a little bit less now.