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    Please Pray For The Russians To Keep Fighting

    Friends, as long as the story about the Russians shooting up Georgian villages stays in the headlines, we'll have nothing but glory for John McCain's foreign policy credentials. According to the Communist News Network, McCain has cut Barry Hussein Osama's poll lead in half since the Russian invasion, now only behind by 3 points.

    While we're at it, it may be a good idea to pray that Russia attacks Ukraine too. The more civilians getting blasted up by Russia, the better chance we have of making the dream of a third Bush term a reality!

    Glory!!!!
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    Re: Please Pray For The Russians To Keep Fighting

    Originally posted by Brother Cletus View Post
    Friends, as long as the story about the Russians shooting up Georgian villages stays in the headlines, we'll have nothing but glory for John McCain's foreign policy credentials. According to the Communist News Network, McCain has cut Barry Hussein Osama's poll lead in half since the Russian invasion, now only behind by 3 points.

    While we're at it, it may be a good idea to pray that Russia attacks Ukraine too. The more civilians getting blasted up by Russia, the better chance we have of making the dream of a third Bush term a reality!

    Glory!!!!
    So, what you're saying is that when Ronald Reagan destroyed communism and won the cold war he was making a mistake? A strong Russia is good for the GOP?

    I've never liked Poland very much. Maybe we could encourage them to re-take that cesspool.
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      Re: Please Pray For The Russians To Keep Fighting

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      So, what you're saying is that when Ronald Reagan destroyed communism and won the cold war he was making a mistake? A strong Russia is good for the GOP?
      Absolutely not. But just as in the Glorious Reagan Days, an apparently strong Russia can be good!

      I've never liked Poland very much. Maybe we could encourage them to re-take that cesspool.
      I couldn't agree more. Those Godless socialist Pollacks need a good dose of modern Russian capitalism.

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        Re: Please Pray For The Russians To Keep Fighting

        Poland is being used to store secret missles aimed at Iran and Moscow. Also some special hotels for muslims to confess their sins at and accept Jesus and the CIA!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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