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    Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

    During my midday prayer session, the Lord told me that the repeatedly banned and quarantined Andrew "Pimplepeepeezillaweewee" is lurking about this Godly forum with yet another new name. As one might expect, he's making unfounded claims about God's Word, refusing ever to cite Scripture to back himself up . . . Why? Because he hates Jesus, and refuses to read His Word.

    Please, pay him no mind. Accept no guidance from him; he doesn't even know what "monotheistic" means, people.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    Re: Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

    It seems easy enough to track this Andrew 'Enure-sissy' Watkins - just follow the virtual trail of urine splashes s he leaks and dribbles his damp way through the forum.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      Re: Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

      wel if he is smart he wil hide his trail. i mean he cant be that stupid to leave a digital trail right back to his own PC now

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        Re: Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

        Originally posted by bother mikal View Post
        wel if he is smart he wil hide his trail. i mean he cant be that stupid to leave a digital trail right back to his own PC now
        You'd think so, wouldn't you.

        And yet....
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          Re: Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

          Originally posted by bother mikal View Post
          wel if he is smart he wil hide his trail. i mean he cant be that stupid to leave a digital trail right back to his own PC now
          That's a mighty big "if", Mikal Botherer.

          Andrew Watkins is smart like you. Have a look at your spelling and grammar. (You spelled "well" wrong, for goodness' sake!)
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            Re: Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

            Thank you for warning us, Rev. Rodimer. Isn't it sad how the UnSaved will litter the only truly Godly Board on the web?
            God hates Seth Cochrane.

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              Re: Please Pray for Andrew "Peepeezilla" Watkins

              Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
              Thank you for warning us, Rev. Rodimer. Isn't it sad how the UnSaved will litter the only truly Godly Board on the web?
              What an interesting word choice!

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