Pray for the death of Stevie Wonder and Lionel Ritchie

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Friends, we have suffered for many years with Godless trolling of our airwaves by pounding rhythms and tuneless wailing known as the rap music. I'm talking about satanic superstars such as James Brown, Prince, Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Stevie Wonder and Lionel Ritche. One by one, Jesus has sent them to hell to be rhythmically pounded by satan with his red hot tallywhacker accompanied by much of the same wailing.

That is, all except for the last two. So please pray with me now that Stevie Wonder and Lionel Ritchie receive the call from Jesus and then we can work together on a Constitutional Amendment to ban the rock-and-roll music once and for all.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Praying

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Don't forget to add Charlie Pride to the list. He is depraved colored man who sings about interracial relations.

[tonystarkprime]

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Do you have bible verses to back up this request for the ban of rock and roll music?

[Elmer G. White]

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Do you have bible verses to back up this request for the ban of rock and roll music?

Dear person,

We have a whole thread dedicated to the issue of detecting unsuitable tunes.



It is not enough to assess the instrumentation of a musical oeuvre. Additional aspects are also needed to make a song presentable to Jesus. The lyrics are an important component:

Psalms 98:4
Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all the earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.

Loud? well, these "artists" know how to do that!
Joyful? Not sure but I'll let this pass.
Praise? Let us see (this is the aspect that actually matters):

Stevie Wonder: "Higher Ground"

I'm so darn glad he let me try it again
Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin
I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin'
Till I reach my highest ground

Re-incarnation! Heathen doctrine. Spiritual re-birth is something quite different:

John 3:3
Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

Mr. Wonder is twisting this message instead of Praising Jesus. Epic failure.

Lionel Richie: "My Destiny"

From the first time that I saw you
I know it was forever
This mighty love between us
Will keep us together
You're the girl God sent from heaven
I'm so glad I found you

This man actually thinks that God sent him a angel or some other celestial creature as a partner in fornication! Blasphemy instead of Praising Jesus. Epic failure. In addition, love towards your spouse is highly questionable.

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Please, Mr. Prime, don't take unnecessary risks. The path to Heaven is not an easy one (Matthew 7:14).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer