[Elmer G. White]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

fundies, autocorrect sorry.

It would be very Christ-like if you could let me edit my damn posts. Would make life a whole lot easier.

Dear sinner,

I it obvious that your posts are damned but I am not sure if any edits would make a substantial difference with regards to your potential for Salvation.

2 Thessalonians 2:12
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

However, there is a very practical solution to all this. The "Reply to Thread" screen has at the bottom a "Preview Post" choice that erring human beings can use to check beforehand the spelling, grammar, and Spiritual content of their posts.



Galatians 6:9
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

In a similar manner we will not cease to Love and Cherish you and try to teach you everything that you need to know about the Real Jesus© and the Real Bible™ in order to have you with us one day in Heaven. Incidentally, the above verse also contains some interesting information about the Spiritual state of the weaker, more lustful sex (Genesis 3:6), women. They are more prone to fainting (I do know that this might be caused by sequalae of their sinful nature [Genesis 3:6] but also because of their monthly period of uncleanliness that makes them lose quite a lot of the liquid essence that carries oxygène (or good air, as it used to be called) into our hearts where our souls reside. Still, this explains why the proselytizing CVs of women are often inferior to those by men. You can learn all this and much more if your persist and read the Godly Threads of this Forum and Accept Jesus (Mark 16:16).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

fundies, autocorrect sorry.


It would be very Christ-like if you could let me edit my damn posts. Would make life a whole lot easier.

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Trans?


You people make Christ weep...

You funnies take everything too seriously. Miss Piggie sounds better because it sounds funnier (because it is a reference to miss Piggie from the muppets)

Had to explain a joke... Sad

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Oh I'm a guy, Miss Piggie just sounded better lol.

Trans?


You people make Christ weep...

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Yes Miss Piggie, I am very sorry that was not realising that you were a woman. I am hoping that you are a strong independent woman like I am also. Yes.

I am afraid that I might be offending you but you do not seem to be answering the questions I was making. I have not been telling you that I am religious but that I am quite secular. Jainism is my religion of birth but I am mostly following the nonäviolence or ahimsa and vegetarianism and having problems with the chastity at the moment. Yes, I am .

You were writing that it would be good to have all of the Islamic faith out of Britain and I was asking (although I am not of the Muslim faith) if you would be including me in the people you wish to be deporting from our country. Yes. I am thinking that you are perhaps making your posts before reading what was actually asked. I am very sorry if I am offending you as this may be a false accusation, and it would be bad karma for my non-violence. Yes.

Oh I'm a guy, Miss Piggie just sounded better lol.


Well, I've thought about it and I'm not really a fan of deportation, but I wish muslims would just simply wake up, not move them to another place (although I'm still on the fence about it considering moving them away would lower the possibility of terrorism). I did in fact read your posts (but of course you being a jainist intead of a muslim got me confused, the grammar/spelling was a little whacky there) and maybe misunderstood the question. I don't think you should be deported, and I'm glad you're more secular than religious. I care a little more about islam clearing out of britain more than jainism, so it doesn't really concern me if you continue to practice it, but like I said it has no evidence and none of it makes sense. I'd use those critical thinking skills of yours

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Hi, sorry for assuming you were a muslim. I don't know anything about Jainism really, but your question is what should you be doing with your life in the UK? I wouldn't believe in any of it really, as there is no evidence for any of it. I think you can believe in it, but if you use it to be a bigot, a proselytizer, or a violent person (which I doubt you are or will ever be), then maybe you should find a less intense "hobby" than religion.


Regards,
Miss Piggie

Yes Miss Piggie, I am very sorry that was not realising that you were a woman. I am hoping that you are a strong independent woman like I am also. Yes.

I am afraid that I might be offending you but you do not seem to be answering the questions I was making. I have not been telling you that I am religious but that I am quite secular. Jainism is my religion of birth but I am mostly following the nonäviolence or ahimsa and vegetarianism and having problems with the chastity at the moment. Yes, I am .

You were writing that it would be good to have all of the Islamic faith out of Britain and I was asking (although I am not of the Muslim faith) if you would be including me in the people you wish to be deporting from our country. Yes. I am thinking that you are perhaps making your posts before reading what was actually asked. I am very sorry if I am offending you as this may be a false accusation, and it would be bad karma for my non-violence. Yes.

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Yes, Mr. Pig. It is Harsha Shah here again and I am replying you, yes.

I am thinking that it is very good that you are considering getting acquainted with your Bible as it is the book of your religion. Yes. I am telling this also to my pupils when we are having RME classes, that is religious and moral education.

I hope that I am not offending you but I would still like you to answer my questions about what I should be doing regarding my life in the UK, as you are now aware of my religious background. Yes. Are you having double standards for those of the Islamic faith, my faith and those of the Christian faith? Yes? Are you familiar with the tale of the elephant and the blind men. Yes. Everyone is groping the elephant but they can only discern some parts of the animal and one is thinking that it is a garden hose and another one is saying that it is Greek column. Yes, it is funny and sad and beautiful. I must be telling you that I have become quite secular in the past couple of years.

Hi, sorry for assuming you were a muslim. I don't know anything about Jainism really, but your question is what should you be doing with your life in the UK? I wouldn't believe in any of it really, as there is no evidence for any of it. I think you can believe in it, but if you use it to be a bigot, a proselytizer, or a violent person (which I doubt you are or will ever be), then maybe you should find a less intense "hobby" than religion.


Regards,
Miss Piggie

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Yes, Mr. Pig. It is Harsha Shah here again and I am replying you, yes.

I am thinking that it is very good that you are considering getting acquainted with your Bible as it is the book of your religion. Yes. I am telling this also to my pupils when we are having RME classes, that is religious and moral education.

I hope that I am not offending you but I would still like you to answer my questions about what I should be doing regarding my life in the UK, as you are now aware of my religious background. Yes. Are you having double standards for those of the Islamic faith, my faith and those of the Christian faith? Yes? Are you familiar with the tale of the elephant and the blind men. Yes. Everyone is groping the elephant but they can only discern some parts of the animal and one is thinking that it is a garden hose and another one is saying that it is Greek column. Yes, it is funny and sad and beautiful. I must be telling you that I have become quite secular in the past couple of years.

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

I don't call them bigots. I explain that they are displaying what I'd consider to be bigoted behaviour.

They point me to the Bible verses that demand that behaviour.

I then thank them for educating me.



Anyone who follows any god believes that.

Almost all who follow none believe it, too.



You think that's stupid? You haven't read some of their poetry.



Because ... the Bible tells them to. Seriously, read the thing and find out for yourself. Click here.

I have read all gospels except for John, but you're right. Can't debate that well if you haven't read the entire thing, If I read the whole thing it will most likely reaffirm my unbelief even more. I'm going to calm down a little too...
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[Didymus Much]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Why do you call me disrespectful when you guys are bigots...

I don't call them bigots. I explain that they are displaying what I'd consider to be bigoted behaviour.

They point me to the Bible verses that demand that behaviour.

I then thank them for educating me.

...think you're better than everyone...

Anyone who follows any god believes that.

Almost all who follow none believe it, too.

...make the stupidest threads imaginable (e.g. down syndrome is a lifestlyle!)...

You think that's stupid? You haven't read some of their poetry.

...and discriminate on everyone?...

Because ... the Bible tells them to. Seriously, read the thing and find out for yourself. Click here.

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Why do you call me disrespectful when you guys are bigots, think you're better than everyone, make the stupidest threads imaginable (e.g. down syndrome is a lifestlyle!) and discriminate on everyone? Why are you guys such ***profanity related to the lowst part of the gastrointestinal tract removed by moderator***?

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Why do you cherry-pick which of my questions you want to answer? You're ignoring most of them.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

Sorry can't edit...

I can. I've also shown that I've read the entire Bible, and can discuss these matters calmly, rationally, and with all due respect. Maybe there's a correlation.

...Why do we need to worship God if he is all-powerful?...

So He doesn't throw you in Hell after you die. Duh.

...Why should I praise him everyday when there is chaos, terrorism, disease, war, death, hunger, etc?

So He doesn't make it happen to you.

Or if it does, that He stops making it happen to you.

Or if it doesn't stop, that He doesn't throw you in Hell after He kills you.

Duh.

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

I absolutely doubt 20 million people during the time of Noah all knew about Christianity. Why do they deserve to die when a lot of them were most likely not even aware of Christianity? Oh wait, there was no Christianity back then. Even more proof most of them didn't even know about your God. Even Judaism didn't exist back then. And even if it did, it's obviously wrong because you anti semitics view them as money lovers and satan worshippers.

That being said, if they didn't even know about Christianity/Judaism, then what right does God have to kill them all in the most horrible way? Where's his compassion? And why do they have to die for 2 people's mistakes?

[ThatAtheistPig]

Re: Yes! Please pray for reason and non-violence after the Brexit vote

God killing more people than Satan just shows how much more powerful God is. GLORY!

Besides, it's not like it's some random killings. He only kills people who does not love Him. So it's not like it's murder or anything, He tell you straight what He is about, if you turn down His love.

Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God

If you make the decision to hate Him, He won't just kill you. He will throw you to hell for eternal torment. Boy, getting tormented for all eternity will surely make you wish that you would not have been such a hateful bastard. GLORY!

Anyway, there are absolutely no contradictions in the Bible. Those that MIGHT seem like contradictions, are just willfully hateful misinterpretations of His perfect word.
You can read my text about this matter here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=94753

Why would God kill 20 million people in a flood and then regret it? Isn't he all-knowing?


Why would God set me on fire and torture me for eternity just for not believing in him? Why does he need to be believed in? Can't he judge me by my character and actions?


Bill Gates donated 30$ billion to charity and plans of donating his entire wealth before he dies. He saved 17 million lives due to his efforts against the polio virus. And just for his simple unbelief, he's going to be tortured for eternity. Your God is an asshole.


Did you even read the links I gave you?