Please pray that Rehoboth Beach doesn't sink into the Atlantic on Labor Day

[BrotherLarry]

The LORD GOD has led me to witness to the sodomites who frequent Rehoboth Beach, Delaware over the course of Labor Day weekend. The Holy Spirit led me to Trivago, where I discovered a room that was a sweet deal and very near all the homer meeting spots. Because of the amount of debauchery taking place that weekend, I am asking for prayers that God doesn't smite the place as He did New Orleans during the distasteful and disgusting homer activities of several years ago.


Pray also that I am able to lead hundreds if not thousands of men to their knees, crying out, "Oh, God!" and that I can convince the Lisbons who will also be there that they are actually meant to be meek and submissive wives for one man as they move forward in their lives after accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior. Thank you.


PS: If anyone wants to join me on this mission, please get in touch. My room is a double, and there is at least one room still available at this hotel.

[Nobar King]

Re: Please pray that Rehoboth Beach doesn't sink into the Atlantic on Labor Day

You can rest assured that I will be praying for your success. Praise Jesus! I can't wait to see the pictures!

[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: Please pray that Rehoboth Beach doesn't sink into the Atlantic on Labor Day

I would, Good Brother, but with this ankle monitor I can't even leave the county, much less the country.

Do good work and be firm in the Lord Jesus Christ.

YIC
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[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Please pray that Rehoboth Beach doesn't sink into the Atlantic on Labor Day

I will pray for you Brother Larry in this mighty work of the Lord but how come the fags got they're own beaches when decent hard working Christian men like me cant' even get time off i blame affirmetive action thanks obama.

[handmaiden]

Re: Please pray that Rehoboth Beach doesn't sink into the Atlantic on Labor Day

Obama is the worst! Have you heard the way he speaks? Long, multi-clause sentences, trying to lead people to a considered conclusion.

He acts like he's all dignified and full of himself for being educated and projecting an air of gravitas.


Americans want a leader who tells them what's what with plain, four-letter words.




Consistantly Yours,


Handmaiden


P.S. Rehoboth sounds like a place God would have brimstoned in the Bible.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Please pray that Rehoboth Beach doesn't sink into the Atlantic on Labor Day

I will pray for you Brother Larry in this mighty work of the Lord but how come the fags got they're own beaches when decent hard working Christian men like me cant' even get time off i blame affirmetive action thanks obama.

Brother Jimmy-Roy,


To be perfectly fair, the gaywise share the beach at Rehoboth, but there are establishments dedicated to furthering their agenda in that town and it is there where I will be on my knees. If you should have the weekend off, feel free to join me in my room (it's paid for already) and we will have a Holy Ghost revival as we spread the love of Christ to the fags and dykes of Delaware and surrounding areas.


Until you have bent down with one of these screaming queens, you will never understand the joy of seeing them on their knees, crying out to God. Almost instantly they start acting like real men (like you or I), and we have to start them on a prayer regimen and install internet filters so they won't access straight pornography and fall out of grace with our LORD. It's a tough job, but I am always ready to lend them a hand. It gets very hard at times. Your help will be appreciated.


May God richly bless you for offering up your prayers.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry