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  • Pray For Bradley Cooper

    This may be old news, but the Bible is 2,000 years old and its the Best News ever!

    Actor Bradley Cooper, who was known for playing a True American Hero in the movie American Sniper, had attended the Demoncratic National Convention and was criticized for doing so.


    Actor Bradley Cooper was apparently just pretending to be a conservative war hero in “American Sniper” — much to the chagrin of some Republican fans. Red-faced red staters flocked…



    I understand the feelings of pain and bewilderment many felt. The actor who played the devout Scottish missionary, Eric Liddell, died of AIDS and many Christians felt crushed. "How can anyone play a glorifying to God role so convincingly and not be moved in some way by the Holy Spirit?" many believers asked.


    Well, Mr. Cooper is still alive, and possibly un-infected by AIDS. We owe it to the True American Sniper whose conservative views deserve to be remembered and honored to get this man saved--preferably before he is able to cast his vote for Hilariously Unqualified Clinton this November.


    I know this is a rush job, but the Lord can get a lot done in a short time when He wants to. Look at all He did in seven days.


    Also, Cooper has been seen spending a lot of time with the male actor pictured below, which means that he may not stay un-infected forever, if you catch my drift.





    Look at the sad-faced woman just behind him. We need to keep him on the Straight and Narrow for ladies like her. (And for Jesus, too. Because his feelings are most important.)


    Imploringly yours,


    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    Re: Pray For Bradley Cooper

    Praying
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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