Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

[handmaiden]

It's time. Enough is enough. San Francisco has to be leveled by God's Napalm and the ashes need to be flushed to the bottom of the sea.

This very weekend, the Gay menace is saluting Satan in leather apparel of all kinds during something called the Folsom Street Fair Leather Pride event.


I can think of no better time for Jesus to strike. Oh, smite them, Lord Jesus, please. For they have put upon themselves pierced leather cod pieces. They have eschewed normal chewing of nourishment in order to leave their rectums clear for unnatural practices. They have abandoned any sense of shame in order to revel in public impropriety.


They have done such things, dear Lord, with bright colors and much gaiety and prideful panache. Please bring all these expressions of sexual freedom to an end by tearing down all the quaint, over-priced fanciful houses. But please, Lord, spare Google headquarters for the time being because they direct much needed traffic to this, Your most favored place on the internet.


Amen.


Please, my True Christian Brothers and Sisters, join me in bringing down to obscurity this abominable festival of the flesh. Young, toned, hard-bodied flesh. Amen, again.


Prayerfully Yours,


Handmaiden

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

This "fair", as they call it, is known for its nudity, sexual antics, and disdain for anything Christian. It is but one of the festivals that are celebrated by the vile homersekshuls. You may be certain that my prayers join yours.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

You can't pray away the gay.


The homosexual community has a right to gather anywhere they want, including Freehold, Iowa if they so choose. I have personally worked with many gay people. I assisted a fine lawyer who happens to be a Lesbian when she was petitioning for sanctions against a shopowner in Boro Park who was refusing to prepare food for a gay Jewish couple who had moved to the neighborhood. Our couple got their lox and bagels and we got a nice bag of money.


The Folsom Street Fair and Dore Alley bring a great deal of money to the San Francisco economy. No one can deny that SFCA is one of the most beautiful, vibrant, and forward thinking areas of the United States.


If one were to study pictures taken at Folsom during the fair I wouldn't be surprised to find some Landover folks there, all decked out in their leather outfits on their knees. And so what? Live and let live!


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[Brentin]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

You can't pray away the gay.


The homosexual community has a right to gather anywhere they want, including Freehold, Iowa if they so choose. I have personally worked with many gay people. I assisted a fine lawyer who happens to be a Lesbian when she was petitioning for sanctions against a shopowner in Boro Park who was refusing to prepare food for a gay Jewish couple who had moved to the neighborhood. Our couple got their lox and bagels and we got a nice bag of money.


The Folsom Street Fair and Dore Alley bring a great deal of money to the San Francisco economy. No one can deny that SFCA is one of the most beautiful, vibrant, and forward thinking areas of the United States.


If one were to study pictures taken at Folsom during the fair I wouldn't be surprised to find some Landover folks there, all decked out in their leather outfits on their knees. And so what? Live and let live!


Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

Mr. Hezekiah,

I have never read any of this in the KJV Bible.

Revelation 22:18-19

I thank God for his promise of destruction.

Revelation 22:10-14

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

Mr. Hezekiah,

I have never read any of this in the KJV Bible.

Revelation 22:18-19

I thank God for his promise of destruction.

Revelation 22:10-14

Your KJV means little to me. I respect your right to follow whatever path you wish if it leads you to G_d.


An important point to make from the outset is that Jewish law does not teach that it is forbidden to be a homosexual. On the contrary, Jewish law is concerned not with the source of a person’s erotic urges nor with inner feelings, but with acts. The Torah forbids the homosexual act, known as mishkav zakhar, but has nothing to say about homosexuality as a state of being or a personal inclination.
In other words, traditionally, a person with a homosexual inclination can be an entirely observant Jew as long as he or she does not act out that inclination.
The Biblical Sources

The basis of the prohibition against homosexual acts derives from two biblical verses in Leviticus: “Do not lie with a male as one lies with a woman; it is an abhorrence” (Leviticus 18:22) and “If a man lies with a male as one lies with a woman, the two of them have done an abhorrent thing; they shall be put to death—their bloodguilt is upon them” (Leviticus 20:13). The Torah considers a homosexual act between two men to be an abhorrent thing (to’evah), punishable by death—a strong prohibition.
The Torah gives no reason for this commandment. Some commentators have looked for a rationale in the story of Sodom, in which the men in the town attempt to rape the visitors to Lot’s house. (See Genesis 19; the word “sodomy” comes from this incident.) However, the occurrence in the story was a case of homosex*ual rape, hardly a legitimate precedent for the kind of consensual homosexual acts we are considering. Others see the root of the prohibition in the verse “No Israelite woman shall be a cult prostitute, nor shall any Israelite man be a cult prostitute” (Deuteronomy 23:18). Cultic prostitution, both hetero‑ and homosexual, was a common feature of idolatrous worship in the ancient Near East, but, like the story of Sodom, it is no longer a relevant precedent for modern homosexuality.


Most modern Jews will overlook and even encourage a loving relationship between two men or two women while praying that the relationship does not include mishkav zakhar. Their interest in what is happening in the bedroom is largely perfunctory, and you will find little tension or disagreement between straight and gay Jews. This is especially true in younger generations who are rising above the ridiculous and archaic "death to homosexuals" ideology that is mostly spread these days by overzealous Christian fanatics.


A good day to you, sir!
Michael Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

Of course Mr Joo here is leaving the New Testament aside:



Romans 1:26-28 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Corinthians 6:9-10: "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"



This is what happens when you rule Jesus out of the equation. You can be a Jewish sodomite.


Well, you'll burn in hell!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

Now is the time the LBC Young Men's Prayer Circle.
Shout GLORY!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

Most modern Jews will overlook and even encourage a loving relationship between two men or two women while praying that the relationship does not include mishkav zakhar. Their interest in what is happening in the bedroom is largely perfunctory, and you will find little tension or disagreement between straight and gay Jews. This is especially true in younger generations who are rising above the ridiculous and archaic "death to homosexuals" ideology that is mostly spread these days by overzealous Christian fanatics.

If I understand your lawyer pig latin, you are trying to say that Jews believe it is best to pretend that sin does not exist; that obvious sin might be something entirely righteous. Do you think God is fooled by these hijinks?

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

I believe that God is letting San Francisco and similar cities of depravity revel in their sins to let them taste the bittersweetness of their sins like the Prodigal Son in Luke 16 and Revelations 3 (KJV) supports this because it says:


"18 And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;
19 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.
20 Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.
21 And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.
22 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.
23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works."


Of course, they will only have themselves to blame for not accepting Jesus if they go to Hell.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

I believe that God is letting San Francisco and similar cities of depravity revel in their sins to let them taste the bittersweetness of their sins like the Prodigal Son in Luke 16 and Revelations 3 (KJV) supports this because it says:


"18 And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;
19 I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first.
20 Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.
21 And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not.
22 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.
23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works."


Of course, they will only have themselves to blame for not accepting Jesus if they go to Hell.

It's "Revelation", singular. People who only think that they know the Bible make that mistake all the time.


Posting a collection of emoticons that seem in line with our statements isn't going to impress anyone, trust me.


Watchfully Yours,
Handmaiden

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

You would think after God shook that City with earthquakes it would learn homer sex is sin, God hates it.

I'm betting San Fran will not even be there in a few years. The sin of anal sex will bring it down. Let's all pray for that.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pray For Jesus to Smite the Fornication Out Of San Francisco

Surely, San Francisco has been on the Lord's annihilation list for decades. I often pray for a good earthquake, a great wave, a giant mud slide, an inferno or some other punishment for those wretches. I believe that God must have decided by now that they are incorrigible and it is only a matter of time before they are on the receiving end of His justice. Every time I hear that Nancy Pelosi is headed home for a few days, I think " This will be the time". The only question is- When will He get around to the smiting?