Pray for my Messican Neighbor

[BrotherLarry]

This past weekend, a man rented the studio apartment down the hall from me. It was obvious he was Messican or a light skinned nigra so I immediately installed a security system since I felt like the LORD told me to. I don't know what kind of drugs he sells but I am keeping a close watch because I don't want my gentrified block going ghetto.


Last evening was the first I had any confrontations with him and I am concerned - which is why I ask for prayer for his Salvation(R). He got on the elevator and looked over at me (Obviously looking to see if I was carrying my wallet). Imagine my surprise when he spoke to me in American (although with a weird accent). He said:


"Hey, where all the beaches at, mang?" I replied, "Well, the beaches are all out on Long Island mostly - but there is a nice beach in Staten Island, too." He looked at me like I had three heads.


"No, mang!" He said. "Where all the BEACHES, mang? BEACHES!" I repeated what I had told him and he seemed to grow angry for some reason.


"You probably never had a beach in your life, mang." I told him that I most certainly had been to a beach but that I don't care for beaches because of the nudity. He shook his head and said:


"I'll make you my beach if you don't just shut up, mang."


I told him that I didn't think the building super would want anyone building a beach but that he could ask. When we got to our floor he smirked at me and said, "You are a special kind of stupid, mang."


I told him that I was a certified equine gnathologist but that didn't seem to impress him. I slipped a few tracts about being born again under his door before I went to bed last night. Pray that he doesn't rob us and that he will find Jesus.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor

Have you done any Trump chalking around your building Brother Larry? If not, you might try it - he may get the message and self-deport before Trump becomes president. Those illegal's have their own beaches down in Mexico, so they don't need to use ours.

[Nahkriin]

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What does "mang" mean exactly?

[Brother Gonzalez]

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"Hey, where all the beaches at, mang?"

Brother Larry, you can tell him that there are a lot of beaches in the Río Grande. By the time he gets there, we will be waiting for him, and will put him to work on the wall. That will leave you in peace for a while.


And he WILL rob you, if you leave the opportunity open. So no security measures are too much. I'm one of them, so I'm speaking from my own experience. If I hadn't encountered Jesus, I will be trying to mug white people.


And if he tells you that he found Jesus, please be aware that a lot of Messicans are called Jesus, so maybe he is talking about a cousin and not the Lord our Savior.

[MitzaLizalor]

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What does "mang" mean exactly?

Is it short for Manga?

Manga is not Godly just take a look at this..

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[Alvin Moss]

Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor

I am skilled at Mexican identification, owing to my geographical position, vis a vis Mexico. I believe that I recognize this type of Mexican. Does he wear a hair net? If so, does he wear a wife beater undershirt and shiny reddish brown shoes? Does he occasionally dress up by putting on a loud short sleeve shirt, unbuttoned and untucked, over his wife beater? Usually, the only normal appearance noted in this type of Mexican is the perfectly normal way they wear their pants, way up over the belly button.

If all these traits seem familiar, I must caution you that this man is probably a burglar. Some of them also work at small stores frequented by others of their ilk, at the behest of their parole officer. This store working is another tell tale sign. My advice is to brandish your revolver at your earliest convenience and be sure to be clear that it is always with you and never left at home when you are not there. In this fashion, this burglar will be made wary of molesting you.

[Anne Sayne]

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I think mang is a slang for manga, some asian art style or something which is pretty much the same as anime (which is evil)
Messicans tend to say the B sound when they mean to say the P sound, so I think he wants manga peaches. Peaches have a crack in the lower back so a manga peach must mean......you know.
I will pray for him SINCERILY considering he wants to find a you-know-what.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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What does "mang" mean exactly?

I tend to think of it as their cultural slang for what they call each other - like all the nigras call each other "bro". "Mang" is short for "mange" - a skin disease caused by parasitic mites. It relates to their bathing habits (i.e. lack of them).

Well, that's my take on it - I could be wrong.

[Nobar King]

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Could it be French? "Mangue"

[Didymus Much]

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Could it be French? "Mangue"

Uh, that's not French.

[Brock Landers]

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.... It was obvious he was Messican or a light skinned nigra ...

There is a simple test to determine which he his. Hand him a weed whacker. If he starts it up, he's a Messican. If he tries to walk off with it, he's a light skinned nigra.

[English]

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I am praying for you- he seems disturbed, and I don't know how he would make you his 'beach'. It is probably a term Nigra's use, and I am glad you installed security equipment with such a dangerous individual nearby.

[BrotherLarry]

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So far, my security system seems to have dissuaded my thief neighbor from attempting a break-in. None of my other neighbors - even those without security systems - have experienced losses recently.


Still, I maintain vigilance with regard to this beaner. God would, of course, want me to try and save this man's soul, so I placed a tract called "Let's Taco 'bout JESUS" under his door a couple of nights ago and I have been trying to improve my skills at speaking Messican in the unlikely event that he decides to discuss Salvation(R) with me.


I noted a lot of Tecate empties in the dumpster this week. Disgusting, since we have a separate dumpster for recycling.


Continue those prayers, people.

[Alvin Moss]

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I noted a lot of Tecate empties in the dumpster this week. Disgusting, since we have a separate dumpster for recycling.

Mexicans are very similar to Negroes in many respects, owing to the fact that they are Hamites. One similarity is that they will not follow any rules of any kind, unless they happen to feel like it. This is why they drive the way they do. This is why they do not pay the income tax. This is why they walk five abreast on the sidewalk and three of them can completely block the aisle in the grocery store. This is why they put garbage in the recycling bin and recyclables in the garbage.

For many years, I thought they did these things to be rude, because they are very rude people, but I have determined that they simply do not know any better. Their only hope is salvation, but that is unlikely due to the fact that they are in thrall to the Roman Pope.

[Lando Smeck]

Re: Pray for my Messican Neighbor

When your neighbor said where the beaches at! By beaches he means female dogs(by female dogs he means girls)