X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    Join President Trump in Praying for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Television Ratings

    The first Thursday of every February has been held sacred to Presidents of the United States since the Cold War showed America the need to formally invoke God in politics (1953 to be precise). This day has seen the most powerful man in the world humble himself before the King of Kings, and today we saw the results of years of prayer and praise! President Trump used this time to remind Arnold Schwarzenegger just who should be humbled, the Kraut who ruined the television ratings of one of America's most beloved reality show, or the reality start who became the most powerful man in Stephen Bannon's circle?

    The answer is of course that President Trump has no reason to be humbled, having pleased Jesus so much that he was rewarded with the Presidency of the United States of America. I think it is a sign we no longer have to pray for America anymore. Jesus has rewarded us for our perseverance and faith with stability and security and power, and untold profits are just waiting to fill the wallets of those who don't betray President Trump. Let's join President Trump instead to pray that Arnold remembers who's number one. Winners don't bet against Trump!



    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: Join President Trump in Praying for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Television Ratings

    If only my benighted country had a National Prayer Breakfast - or even a National Prayer Afternoon Tea - how much more hope we would have for the future.


    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    The answer is of course that President Trump has no reason to be humbled, having pleased Jesus so much that he was rewarded with the Presidency of the United States of America.
    Amen, Sister! I sincerely hope that you are right about no longer having to pray for America. But I suspect that I and my family will continue to do so, partly out of habit and partly out of gratitude for all that you have done for us.


    Thank you
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: Join President Trump in Praying for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Television Ratings

      Donald is a Man who has had his fingers in many pies. It's wonderful that he can take a little time off being President of the free world to spare a Prayer for Arnie and a TV show.


      God Bless You Mr President.
      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: Join President Trump in Praying for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Television Ratings

        Along with prayer I shall also watch.

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: Join President Trump in Praying for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Television Ratings

          If Hillary had won, she'd probably be praying for boring stuff like helping the needy or improving the economy or helping underserved people overseas. I'm sure Trump is already taking care of all that other stuff and as such now has the leeway to direct our attention to one of the few remaining pressing issues left in America. Ratings of the Apprentice. Trump, after all, is still an executive producer on The Apprentice. He shouldn't have to have his good name or brand sullied by lackluster ratings. Maybe President Trump drawing attention to this important issue will help rectify these lack of ratings. I plan on enduring Arnold Schwarzenegger's run on the apprentice, despite his woefully inadequate performance in comparison to Donald Trump, if it will somehow benefit President Trump's bottom line/brand.

          It is almost like the saying "No good deed goes unpunished". Trump could have continued doing the show, and instead gave it up to run for President. In exchange for Trump giving up his spot on The Apprentice, the show now has lower ratings which means a lower bottom line for him. Is that anyway to thank him?
          Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

          Comment

          Previous template Next
          Working...
          X