Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

[BrotherLarry]

If you have time (and I know most people will be too busy for this, so don't make it a priority), pray a short and non-fervent prayer for the missing family of our dear Brother Thomas Taylor. He was on a weekend excursion with them and now suddenly they are missing.
He had gone to pick up some food; when he returned there was no sign of them. The saddest part of this for me is that I was planning to be in the area today and could have helped him, but I was late and didn't make it there until after his family was declared missing.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Brother Larry,


Thank you so much for your concern. It has really touched me deeply.


I have prayed long and hard for my sons, Zechariah, Malachi and Obadiah to be returned to me, I have prayed for my daughters Chastity and the other five girls, whose names escape me right now, to be brought back either married or at least with 50 shekels in their hand, and finally I have prayed for my wife Gertrude to be returned, the washing up and laundry are really starting to pile up.


All I did was leave them for less than 20 minutes and they were gone. Nothing was diisturbed. Nothing was out of place. It was as if they had been taken up. At first I thought they had been taken by God and was about to start rejoicing but then outside the door of the RV I found a small piece of a horse's bridle.


But I am not worried. Either God will return them to me or He will ensure that they receive the fate they deserve.


I will probably return home today and await word from the authorities.


Thank you all for your kind thoughts.


YIC
TT

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Mr. Thomas,


I have expert investigators working for me who can probably unravel this mystery. I am sure you are devastated. May I suggest you harness the energy of the violet flame? Some of the best mantras will be found in You Tube videos of Elizabeth Clare Prophet, who has gone on to join the universe as a part of the violet flame no doubt.


My next suggestion would be to find out where Faith Machine was over the weekend. Not making accusations, but there are certainly correlations between missing persons and that man (more than I can speak of thanks to attorney client privilege). I will ask the violet flame to help you feel at peace but also to send light into the darkness so that your family is restored to you.


I have a retainer that must be covered prior to my investigative team being called; the violet flame is free.


Yours,
Mike H.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Mr. Thomas,


I have expert investigators working for me who can probably unravel this mystery. I am sure you are devastated. May I suggest you harness the energy of the violet flame? Some of the best mantras will be found in You Tube videos of Elizabeth Clare Prophet, who has gone on to join the universe as a part of the violet flame no doubt.


My next suggestion would be to find out where Faith Machine was over the weekend. Not making accusations, but there are certainly correlations between missing persons and that man (more than I can speak of thanks to attorney client privilege). I will ask the violet flame to help you feel at peace but also to send light into the darkness so that your family is restored to you.


I have a retainer that must be covered prior to my investigative team being called; the violet flame is free.


Yours,
Mike H.

Listen up Mike. I just want my boys back. Girls, not so much. I think someone might be holding them and taking advantage. I keep feeling someone is watching me all the time.


Maybe with your kikeware you can find out who it is. I am tired of having chocolates placed on my pillow

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Listen up Mike. I just want my boys back. Girls, not so much. I think someone might be holding them and taking advantage. I keep feeling someone is watching me all the time.


Maybe with your kikeware you can find out who it is. I am tired of having chocolates placed on my pillow

Um, this seems strange. I look for all or none. Your choice. Or did YOU do something with them?


I will have my investigators start as soon as I receive the retainer $$$.

[BrotherLarry]

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Listen up Mike. I just want my boys back. Girls, not so much. I think someone might be holding them and taking advantage. I keep feeling someone is watching me all the time.


Maybe with your kikeware you can find out who it is. I am tired of having chocolates placed on my pillow

Those chocolates are from an exclusive chocolatier in NYC, fool.


Oh, Tommy, I don't think you should be bothering a team of investigators. I mean, the person who kidnapped them at gunpoint wearing a dark jacket, ski cap, and driving a rented Ford Fusion probably took them somewhere out of the country. They were probably paid nicely not to come back home and the lives of the boys were threatened if they spoke to anyone about it. I mean, that's what probably happened - I have no way of knowing.


What time will you arrive this weekend for your visit? You can't stay up there all by yourself you know. How about I come join you and help you look?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

But I am not worried.


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God sometimes dashes the children away, wives, cattle, sheep. But remember how, despite their crushing deaths (particularly the sons as described in chapter one) Job had nothing to worry about. He didn't know that at the time but God was ready to give him replacements even better than the ones he'd lost. Job was richly blessed and your faith will be similarly rewarded if you don't abandon Him.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Thank you all for your kind thoughts and advice they are much appreciated.
Well, I have given up on the search and have handed everything over to the local authorities. The RV was smelly with the backed up garbage disposal, over flowing garbage pails, backed up toilet and a blocked sink.
I told my wife we should have brought along Matilda, the house girl, for this type of thing.
I have left the RV in the woods and driven home leaving it to the locals. On my arrival at home I began to notice that a lot of things were out of place and that my underwear and sock drawers (quite a few pairs of these have gone missing) had been rifled through. I asked the house girl, Matilda, about this and she has informed me that the only strange thing she has seen has been a dark colored SUV continuously circling the estate.


Brother Larry,
I would be happy to come over this weekend to fellowship with you but have, unfortunately, been called away on urgent business. Maybe some other time eh?


I am still praying that the family are safe in the arms of Jesus.


YIC
TT

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

OK, so here's the deal.
First, thanks for the retainer. When this is all over, I'll send you the bill for the rest. I do have some good tidings:


It appears while you and BrotherLarry were enjoying the Adirondacks -- er, I mean, while you were frantically searching for your family, surveillance video caught the perpetrator of the kidnapping. I am having experts analyze the footage and we should have a positive ID by this evening.


Through the use of license plate tracking technology, the vehicle carrying your family was able to be followed. It stopped at a rest area just south of Watertown, NY, then traveled to a small rural town called Dexter, NY. Your family was moved to another vehicle, this time having Canadian registration. They entered Canada a few hours later. Again, we have this on camera from the border crossing. The odd thing is that the original vehicle then returned to the park where you were, and it wasn't long until BrotherLarry joined you as you stripped to bathing suits and entered an indoor water park. I imagine you were searching the water park for the next three hours, hoping to catch a glimpse of your family. How kind it was of BrotherLarry to hold you and feed you strawberries dipped in chocolate in your moment of grief and anguish. But anyway, back to your family:


It appears that they are now in Toronto, although a person fitting the description of your wife was seen on a road leading to Quebec City. My sources tell me everyone is safe and appears healthy.


Once I know who perpetrated this crime I will be back in touch. Let me know how much police involvement you desire.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Uh, Tom?


I know that you're enjoying a weekend in NYC seeing "Hamilton" and visiting the other sights but every day you fail to contact me is another day that delays the return of your beloved wife and family.


Please take time out from your diligent attempts to retrieve them and let me inform you of a few things the investigators learned.


I trust you read my message above this one.


Oh - by the way - your eldest son says he identifies as a girl.


Mike

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

Dear Mike,


Thanks for the update. I am not as you say in NYC, I am holed up in my private conclave in Colorado. You must have seen my twin brother.


Anyway must go now. Matilda, the house girl, has made me something for breakfast. She is very "handy" to have around and I would recommend her as an employee to anyone.


YIC
TT


P.S. My eldest is not a queer. That was banged out of him a long time ago.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

I haven't heard from Brother Larry in a few days. Has anyone else?
He just seems to have gone totally of the radar since I turned down his generous offer of fellowship this weekend due to the fact that I had other pressing commitments.
In addition I have moved out of the family home for a while. Things were getting a little bit frightening. Two of my dogs were found totally eviscerated in the wooded copse at the south of the property. Also I have been receiving some worrying mails.


YIC
TT

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray for Brother Thomas Taylor's Family

I haven't heard from Brother Larry in a few days. Has anyone else?
He just seems to have gone totally of the radar since I turned down his generous offer of fellowship this weekend due to the fact that I had other pressing commitments.
In addition I have moved out of the family home for a while. Things were getting a little bit frightening. Two of my dogs were found totally eviscerated in the wooded copse at the south of the property. Also I have been receiving some worrying mails.


YIC
TT

Triangulating the cell phone towers, my investigators were able to help you "find" BrotherLarry. How interesting that the towers show calls all around Manhattan. And an ATM transaction clearly shows YOUR face - or is it your twin brother - also in Manhattan.


Apparently you don't understand the facts, Thomas.


1. I told you where your family is.
2. Your son is not a queer - he's transgender. He won't be returning to your home.
3. Your wife is now back in Toronto. When my investigator asked if she wanted to come home, she said "I'll think about it."


Snap out of it, Taylor. Denial isn't pretty. (Your outfit you (or your twin) wore Saturday night dancing for hours - I mean, looking for your family - was.)