Pray that I am Baptized in the Holy Ghost

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

I have been seeking the baptism in the Holy Ghost with evidence of speaking in tongues as we find in Acts 2. After a week or so of diligent prayer in my downstairs bedroom, I had an epiphany. I should be in an UPPER room, following the example of the disciples and our Lord's mother, sweet Mary.


However, it's now been a few days and I haven't been blessed with this gift that is surely open to all. If anyone here has experienced this and can help me, please do. I know Benny Hinn practices this as did the late Paul and Jan Crouch (may they rest in their Heavenly Homes).


PLEASE pray fervently for me.


And on another topic, the persons who spray painted "KIKE" on the side of my Manhattan home: I have surveillance cameras and your identity is about to be made public if you don't compensate me for this vandalism. I recognize BOTH of you.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray that I am Baptized in the Holy Ghost

Hiya Mike,


Careful with that sweet mother Mary BS, you might be mistaken for a fenian. Just for info myself and Brother Larry were rabbit hunting the whole weekend at my Vermont cabin. This was witnessed by the local sheriff's department as they claimed we did not have valid permits and incarcerated us for 2 days. So we could not have been in Manhattan.


Good luck with being baptized.


YIC
TT

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Pray that I am Baptized in the Holy Ghost

Hiya Mike,


Careful with that sweet mother Mary BS, you might be mistaken for a fenian. Just for info myself and Brother Larry were rabbit hunting the whole weekend at my Vermont cabin. This was witnessed by the local sheriff's department as they claimed we did not have valid permits and incarcerated us for 2 days. So we could not have been in Manhattan.


Good luck with being baptized.


YIC
TT

How nice of you to take time out from mourning to respond to my sincere request for prayer by completely ignoring my desire to be blessed with other tongues as the spirit gives utterance.


Also how nice that there are no records of your incarceration, but that's not important right now. What IS important is that you understand the word of the Lord (Luke 12:2).


How are your sons doing in boarding school - or have you even checked on them? Your eldest son had his 2nd psychological assessment and is on his way to becoming your daughter (of course, this takes time), your actual daughters are in Canada where they have been adopted by someone living near Didymus Much, and you are off cavorting in deep, black mourning. How nice. I pray for your soul, sir.


In Christ, my Redeemer,
Michael Hezekiah - Attorney at Law

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray that I am Baptized in the Holy Ghost

Listen up and listen up good Hezekike,


My family disappeared into thin air. You got that? Yes, gone without a trace. It had nothing to do with me in any way shape or form. Understand?


Tell me, Joo, are you the one that has been following me and stealing my socks from out of my sock drawer?


One last thing Hebe, stop the attempted character assignation. I am a good natured and kindly person not the type that you are attempting to portray me as.


Remember, God has a hot spot for deceivers.


Malachi 1:14


“But cursed be the deceiver, which hath in his flock a male, and voweth, and sacrificeth unto the Lord a corrupt thing: for I am a great King, saith the LORD of hosts, and my name is dreadful among the heathen.”


2 John 1:7


“For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.”


Are you an antichrist, Joo?


TTFN
TT

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Pray that I am Baptized in the Holy Ghost

However, it's now been a few days and I haven't been blessed with this gift that is surely open to all.

It's not open to all.

I CORINTHIANS 12 . KJV . look up .. more here
4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.
5 And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord.
6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all.
7 But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal.
8 For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9 To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11 But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.
12 For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Pray that I am Baptized in the Holy Ghost

Hey Mickey,
Just noticed that you are going on about speaking in tongues and I have a couple of questions. What is it of which you speak:
1. Glossolalia or,
2. Xenolalia


One is speaking unintelligible gibberish and the other is speaking a hereto foreign language.


So which one is it Mike?


Remember a lying tongue is one that tries to decieve
Psalms 78:36


“Nevertheless they did flatter him with their mouth, and they lied unto him with their tongues.”


YIC
TT