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North Korea is to China as California is to America. It is the destination of every lunatic on the continent. Like California, it is run by Democrats who do not have a firm grasp on reality. Sadly, it seems that it has always been like that in Korea, while it is only since the invention of Hollywood that California has descended into chaos.
Recently the situation in Korea has become more acute. The new king of that country is Kim Jong Un and he is becoming a greater and greater menace. This progression seems to be influenced by the fact that no one takes him seriously. He is very much like the king of California, Jerry Brown, in that respect. This condition is made worse by the fact that King Kim is short, fat and ugly and suffers from the conditions normally associated with those diseases.
Unlike Governor Jerry Brown, who is isolated west of the mountains in California, Mr. Kim is armed with nuclear weapons. As he sinks into madness, he is becoming a threat to America and our allies.
Naturally, the government of President Donald Trump is making plans for the atomic destruction of North Korea and rightfully so. However, I think we should give this dunce one more chance.
Let us pray that Mr. Kim will lose weight, so as to be less unsightly. Let us pray that Mr. Kim will grow to a normal height, so as to suppress his short man syndrome. Let us pray that he will look more like Brad Pitt with squinty eyes, that he is not so loathsome to view. In this manner, the Lord Himself may spare North Korea from destruction.
Recently the situation in Korea has become more acute. The new king of that country is Kim Jong Un and he is becoming a greater and greater menace. This progression seems to be influenced by the fact that no one takes him seriously. He is very much like the king of California, Jerry Brown, in that respect. This condition is made worse by the fact that King Kim is short, fat and ugly and suffers from the conditions normally associated with those diseases.
Unlike Governor Jerry Brown, who is isolated west of the mountains in California, Mr. Kim is armed with nuclear weapons. As he sinks into madness, he is becoming a threat to America and our allies.
Naturally, the government of President Donald Trump is making plans for the atomic destruction of North Korea and rightfully so. However, I think we should give this dunce one more chance.
Let us pray that Mr. Kim will lose weight, so as to be less unsightly. Let us pray that Mr. Kim will grow to a normal height, so as to suppress his short man syndrome. Let us pray that he will look more like Brad Pitt with squinty eyes, that he is not so loathsome to view. In this manner, the Lord Himself may spare North Korea from destruction.
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