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    Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

    I have been around thousands of papists the past few days. All of a sudden I felt dizzy and then kind of blacked out. I was going to post for prayer for a safe journey home and discovered a few demonic rants on here that would seem to imply I was infected with a papist germ or some kind of roman virus. I need immediate exorcism. I am asking the pilot to find me the nearest Baptist airport but they just keep looking at me like I have three heads. You know, like the Holy Family.


    AAAAARRRGGGHH there it goes again! Now and at the hour of our death amen HELLLLLLPPPPP Those of you strong enough to pray this away, please do so! Pastors! HELPPPPPPPPP St. Therese de Lisieux pray for me AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH make it stop!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
    Therese de Lisieux pray for me AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH make it stop!
    That stupid bitch can't do much for you. She's been roasting in hell for the last 120 years. She'd be pretty well cooked now.
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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
      I have been around thousands of papists the past few days. All of a sudden I felt dizzy and then kind of blacked out. I was going to post for prayer for a safe journey home and discovered a few demonic rants on here that would seem to imply I was infected with a papist germ or some kind of roman virus. I need immediate exorcism. I am asking the pilot to find me the nearest Baptist airport but they just keep looking at me like I have three heads. You know, like the Holy Family.


      AAAAARRRGGGHH there it goes again! Now and at the hour of our death amen HELLLLLLPPPPP Those of you strong enough to pray this away, please do so! Pastors! HELPPPPPPPPP St. Therese de Lisieux pray for me AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH make it stop!

      Larry,


      If I can fit the time into my busy schedule I will say a few words. At the minute it appears that you are backsliding. Hope you haven't been to confession, that would not be a good idea.


      Lord, please help my good friend and moral supporter, Larry, in this, his time of need.


      'Til later then.


      YIC
      Tom
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

        I hate exorcism... demons or summoned units keeps ruining my peaceful land and country.
        Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

          Originally posted by AsksDumbQuestions View Post
          I hate exorcism... demons or summoned units keeps ruining my peaceful land and country.
          Well I guess it's no thanks to you, if Brother Larry recovers. Really it's hard to see your Unsaved Trash post as anything but gloating over the fate of a True Christian who may (or may not, awaiting legal adive) have lost his way on occasion.

          Much like how some in the Church dismantled the rectums of pre-pubsecent boys and some girls. This is all speculation, mind. Lawyers are working around the clock and paid for by the good people of the flock to defend alleged sexual perversions of these men who voluntarily denied interest, abstained and then involved themselves s*xually with young boys - and occasionally girls, just to stress to the courts these are not h*mos. H*mos are predators, after all.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

            OK, quick prayer, done! I hope this helps.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

              Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
              Well I guess it's no thanks to you, if Brother Larry recovers. Really it's hard to see your Unsaved Trash post as anything but gloating over the fate of a True Christian who may (or may not, awaiting legal adive) have lost his way on occasion.

              Much like how some in the Church dismantled the rectums of pre-pubsecent boys and some girls. This is all speculation, mind. Lawyers are working around the clock and paid for by the good people of the flock to defend alleged sexual perversions of these men who voluntarily denied interest, abstained and then involved themselves s*xually with young boys - and occasionally girls, just to stress to the courts these are not h*mos. H*mos are predators, after all.
              on my reading expertness this reply is an offtopic thing in this forum. are you talking about possession of ghost (soul) something like that? come on, ghost are weak and has a lot of weaknesses. and if you got possessed by a ghost then your weak.
              Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Exorcism Quickly!

                Originally posted by AsksDumbQuestions View Post

                on my reading expertness this reply is an offtopic thing in this forum. are you talking about possession of ghost (soul) something like that? come on, ghost are weak and has a lot of weaknesses. and if you got possessed by a ghost then your weak.
                Step 1: determine the need for my opinion (completely absent any Scripture or any supporting material at all) to be shared somewhere they've shown no support or even interest for it before, make no effort to locate a remotely related topic despite having nearly a hundred thousand choices stretching back near enough a decade, assemble words into something resembling modern English usage (ignoring the "Shift" key natch), hit "Post" instead of "Preview" and proofread (which anyone attempting to decipher your actual meaning will no doubt appreciate in future, k?).

                Step 2: something about underpants.

                Step 3: Profit?

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