[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I'd like to turn this thread back to its original intent, prayers for Sarah Palin.

John McCan't cost her the Vice Presidency, with his gimpy and limp "moderate" ways. Instead of standing true to her Christian values, McCan't tried to steal liberal votes from Obama.

As a result, Sarah Palin is forced to return to being Governor of Alaska, and will have to appoint a new Republican senator (Ted Stevens won re-election but will doubtless be booted by the Senate).

We know she'll be back for a run in 2012, and are looking forward to it. But right now, she needs our prayers and support.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I would like to know if you Landover people dislike dinosaurs or not.

We don't dislike them, they were a failed experiment.

Also... do you honestly believe people will burnt eternally in hell?

You had better start believing it, we will be laughing from heaven.

Do you honestly think that Chinese people are automatically bound for hell?

Anyone who does not know and follow every word of the KVJ1611 is bound for hell. What is your point ?

Do you honestly think it is right to beat your children with a Bible?

With the exception of an occasional involuntary twitch my adult children have suffered no ill effects.

And this is an article I read recently... do you honestly think that breastfeeding is a sin?! God designed breasts to be organic feeders for newborn children!

You should at least formally introduce yourself if you are going to bring up this subject on our Godly Forum™

[Anonymous_Member]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I would like to know if you Landover people dislike dinosaurs or not. Also... do you honestly believe people will burnt eternally in hell? Do you honestly think that Chinese people are automatically bound for hell? Do you honestly think it is right to beat your children with a Bible? And this is an article I read recently... do you honestly think that breastfeeding is a sin?! God designed breasts to be organic feeders for newborn children!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

This is a very good start. Did you know that dinosaurs roamed the earth with Jesus ?

I am Anonymous. I'll tell you as much as I am just a little angry that you're website is bashing innocent childrens movies such as DINOSAUR.

[Anonymous_Member]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

I am Anonymous. I'll tell you as much as I am just a little angry that you're website is bashing innocent childrens movies such as DINOSAUR.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Welcome to God's Forum™ Anonymous.

He has sent you here for a reason. Why not tell us about yourself.

YIC,
Sayved

Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous. I better make this quick since I'll probably be banned soon, but I'd just like to tell you guys that I come from a Seventh-day Adventist CHRISTIAN background, and know that you Landover people are not really Christians... you've just fallen into some sort of Satan-trap thing. Look at all the lies you post on your website!

No, Chinese are not automatically bound for hell.

Yes, pets will be in heaven.

No, you do NOT burn in hell for all of eternity. You burn until you have disintegrated into the air.

You guys are lairs! I recall that the Bible says 'do not lie'... so, have fun in hell,

Sincerely,
Anonymous.

[Anonymous_Member]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Hello Landover Baptist Church. I am Anonymous. I better make this quick since I'll probably be banned soon, but I'd just like to tell you guys that I come from a Seventh-day Adventist CHRISTIAN background, and know that you Landover people are not really Christians... you've just fallen into some sort of Satan-trap thing. Look at all the lies you post on your website!

No, Chinese are not automatically bound for hell.

Yes, pets will be in heaven.

No, you do NOT burn in hell for all of eternity. You burn until you have disintegrated into the air.

You guys are lairs! I recall that the Bible says 'do not lie'... so, have fun in hell,

Sincerely,
Anonymous.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Yes, and the Catholics do have many fruits.

Me? Oh, no ma'am. I'm a Baptist, same as yourself. In fact, I've come to find out that Pastor Ezekiel knows Pastor Conaway, the pastor of my church. I don't like them Catholics, no way, no how. They're all going to Hell.

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Matthew 7:20

Yes, and the Catholics do have many fruits.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them. Matthew 7:20

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Indeed. He can travel the world freely without pretending to be a Canadian.

And me... as well as a few others here who are members of the forum but certainly not members of Blandover Baptwit "Church"... just like you. One could argue you are really no better here than a humble Padre like myself.


As for this poor, simple, nickel-pinching sheep's gut aficionado... as long as he is rejecting the heretical Church of Scotland he has a good chance to find the true path of Jesus as taught by His first and only authentic Church.

The Roman Catholic Church.



Bless you, my bovine custodial officer trainee,
Father Mo



.

Blessings Upon you Father Maurice.
I am assured that if you decide to change your alegience to the one True Faith of Islam it can be arranged (through Prayer) for Virginal Boys instead of Girls.
Come, join us in our victory.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

you're not even an American (like me)

Indeed. He can travel the world freely without pretending to be a Canadian.

...let alone a member (like me)

And me... as well as a few others here who are members of the forum but certainly not members of Blandover Baptwit "Church"... just like you. One could argue you are really no better here than a humble Padre like myself.


As for this poor, simple, nickel-pinching sheep's gut aficionado... as long as he is rejecting the heretical Church of Scotland he has a good chance to find the true path of Jesus as taught by His first and only authentic Church.

The Roman Catholic Church.



Bless you, my bovine custodial officer trainee,
Father Mo



.

[Buckminster Carlson]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Brother Carlson this sinner wears a skirt and no underwear. Satan has him near the top of his list. It is only a matter of time.

YIC,
Sayved

Amen to that.

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you." (2 Corinthians 6:14-17).

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Brother Carlson this sinner wears a skirt and no underwear. Satan has him near the top of his list. It is only a matter of time.

YIC,
Sayved

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please Pray for Sarah Palin

Gentlemen please, this is a religious forum. We do not joke at Landover.