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    Pray for George HW Bush

    The devil is once again oppressing the Bush family.


    Beloved white President George Herbert Walker Bush was hospitalized again this week, bless his heart. Friends, this is a man who gave us a thousand points of light. He taught us to read lips. He epitomized the fact that a one-term President can still be considered great in the eyes of history. We owe him our supplications to God for his health and the peaceful comfort that comes from the loving arms of Jesus being wrapped around us in our times of need.


    Remember his family as you lift President Bush to the throne of grace, too. A family that has meant more than the Kennedys will ever mean to our great nation, the Bushes have contributed the talents with which God blessed them to the betterness of our United States. May Christ's never-ending storehouse of riches continue to fall on this family. Thank you for your earnest prayers.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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    Re: Pray for George HW Bush

    I'll pray the angels sing sweetly while Christ scoops our up our dear former president into His Glorious Bosom, and brings him HOME!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for George HW Bush

      Hmm, this will require some prayer whilst I decide to pray. Didn't key members of the Bush dynasty family support the Hell-Beast in the presidential election?

      Rather than blessing GHWB by escorting him lovingly to his heavenly reward, is it possible that Jesus is mitigating the damage that the former president can do by calling him home early to keep him out of trouble?


      That's enough, GHWB! If you can't play nice with Donald, you get home this instant! So help Me Me, I will turn this universe around if you don't settle down and behave NOW!

      It's not easy being a parent to rich, powerful children. They can be unwieldy. That is probably why the Lord only allows a few of His most favorites to acquire wealth and influence when most of His sheep are just-- sheep. But they, too, serve. God needs them to vote Republican. Praise Jesus!
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for George HW Bush

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        I'll pray the angels sing sweetly while Christ scoops our up our dear former president into His Glorious Bosom, and brings him HOME!

        Sister, that is so beautiful!


        We beseech thee oh Lord to keep your faithful servant GHWB comfortable before you bring him home and perhaps bring his faithful wife along with him. In Jesus' name.


        "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers ... AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals." Dr Jerry Falwell

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for George HW Bush

          President George HW Bush will forever be admired for throwing up on a Japanese official. So many have threatened, so few accomplished:

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          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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