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A prayer offensive against the filthy hippies of Portland, Oregon has rippled across the face of America in recent weeks as the sleeping giant awakens to the fact that there is a cancer in our midst. We are asking for nothing less than the immediate and complete annihilation of every person in that God forsaken city and quick. Every lunatic in America who has found that San Francisco is not depraved enough for them has fled to Portland, which is best known for...well, it really isn't known for anything other than being the city between San Francisco and Seattle. Now, it is fast becoming known for people too crazy to live in California.
Christians have understood for a long time that the Lord would eventually wreck havoc on the left coast and we have patiently (usually) awaited that longed for day, but this is getting serious. There really isn't a place along the entire western coast line that should be spared, but events have progressed to the point that the Portland situation constitutes an emergency. Like a swollen appendix about to burst, immediate removal is required.
The unwashed and unsaved hippies of Oregon have become positively insufferable. Please join with other Christians across America in beseeching the Lord to send an immediate tsunami to wash clean the once godly shores of Portland and save America from the scourge of Yankee communism.
Christians have understood for a long time that the Lord would eventually wreck havoc on the left coast and we have patiently (usually) awaited that longed for day, but this is getting serious. There really isn't a place along the entire western coast line that should be spared, but events have progressed to the point that the Portland situation constitutes an emergency. Like a swollen appendix about to burst, immediate removal is required.
The unwashed and unsaved hippies of Oregon have become positively insufferable. Please join with other Christians across America in beseeching the Lord to send an immediate tsunami to wash clean the once godly shores of Portland and save America from the scourge of Yankee communism.
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