A Prayer for Christmas

[H. Montague Worthington]

Around the holidays, I often become emotionally overtaken by the joyousness of the Christmas season. Me and my wife Delores often stop by the Landover Baptist Prayer Center after Wednesday night Bible study, and we usually pray together in reflective solitude in the Prayer Sanctuary.

Me and my wife often join hands and kneel in humility and solemnity, praying softly and reverently to the Lord that all the poor children of the world-- black or brown, poor or hungry, in every nation throughout God's creation-- could be put up for auction to the highest bidder and carved up to be sold for human organ transplants.

In him,
Monty

[OnYourKnees]

Re: A Prayer for Christmas

Brother, your thoughts of kindness and generosity overwhelm me!

Doubtless, you intend for the proceeds of these auctions -- involving only the children of each village which are pure, well-fed, thoroughly screened for disease, and without blemish -- to benefit LBC's various ministries, including the establishment of outreach churches for the Unsaved here in the Godly US and also in Godless Europe, Heathen Australia, and Effete Canada!

Some funds could also go toward establishment of LBC boarding schools where future children for auction can be housed until such time as their parts they are called to do the Lord's work.

Brilliant thinking, sir!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Prayer for Christmas

Around the holidays, I often become emotionally overtaken by the joyousness of the Christmas season. Me and my wife Delores often stop by the Landover Baptist Prayer Center after Wednesday night Bible study, and we usually pray together in reflective solitude in the Prayer Sanctuary.

Me and my wife often join hands and kneel in humility and solemnity, praying softly and reverently to the Lord that all the poor children of the world-- black or brown, poor or hungry, in every nation throughout God's creation-- could be put up for auction to the highest bidder and carved up to be sold for human organ transplants.

In him,
Monty

Praise Jesus Brother Worthington, and AMEN! Your tireless efforts to help large numbers of unsaved darkies and slants find value to their lives will be rewarded thrice fold by Jesus.

May your business interests prosper in the upcoming new year. GLORY!

[Talitha]

Re: A Prayer for Christmas

2 Peter 1:7
And to godliness brotherly kindness; and to brotherly kindness charity.

Brother Worthington, I have tears in my eyes following my reading of your wonderful Post showing True Christian™ humanity at this time of year when so many are just thinking of themselves.