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  • Pray for the Comfort of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    Heathen comic Chelsea Handler and her carpet munching friend Fortune Feemster have lashed out at dear Sarah, utilizing fat shaming tactics and implying that she is a man made to look like a woman.


    Disgusting.


    CLICK HERE to learn more about this outrage.


    Some of you will recall Handler's late night talk show, where she employed an illegal midget as her sidekick and glorified s-e-c-k-s with black nigras and white womenfolk (She admitted engaging in relations with 50 Cent, a black nigra who gained fame with his rhymes about illicit activities). Would you ever think of Sarah stooping this low? Of course not! It takes the liberal, demoncrat feminazi whores to try to discredit Christian servants of Christ. They will not succeed. Just as Sarah Palin survived scarfaced Tina Fey, so will Sarah Huckabee see her day of victory as people reject Chelsea Handler. When Jesus comes, we'll see who gets it in the face! Hallelujah!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    Re: Pray for the Comfort of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

    Chelsea Handler is a just a dumb hack. She has nothing on Sarah. She should save herself further embarrassment, and put herself out to pasture, along with that dried up hag Kathy Griffin, and leave fine upstanding folk alone!

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for the Comfort of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

      I've heard some things about this Hell-bound sinner, Chelsea Handler, How is she even funny anyway?


      The way Jesus sees it is this:

      Matthew 5:10King James Version (KJV)

      10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.



      No matter how much True Christians(tm) such as Sarah and President Trump get persecuted for how they do things, it's just one more brick that is to be added on to her mansion when she makes that glorious ascent into Heaven! Give Jesus Praise!

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for the Comfort of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

        May sweet baby Jesus forgive my mistake: "it's just one more brick that is to be added on to her mansion when she makes that glorious ascent into Heaven!" was supposed to say:


        "it's just one more brick that is to be added on their mansions when they make that glorious ascent into Heaven."


        I did not catch this mistake until it was too late! Would it be possible to have one of my betters help me correct this mistake? Thank you!

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for the Comfort of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

          Originally posted by Vince Coreleone View Post
          May sweet baby Jesus forgive my mistake: "it's just one more brick that is to be added on to her mansion when she makes that glorious ascent into Heaven!" was supposed to say:


          "it's just one more brick that is to be added on their mansions when they make that glorious ascent into Heaven."


          I did not catch this mistake until it was too late! Would it be possible to have one of my betters help me correct this mistake? Thank you!


          Brother Vince,
          True Christians(TM) are very understanding of little mistakes like this. While you shouldn't worry about it, it DOES show the inferiority of those not using JesOS. We do not, however, want your mind occupied with such trivial things. It's only natural for imperfect beings to post imperfect things. Through Christ, I make NO mistakes - ever. It's a wonderful feeling.


          You might get there someday.


          Prayers are being sent to the Throne on your behalf.
          BrotherLarry
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for the Comfort of Sarah Huckabee Sanders

            Brother Larry,


            Thank you for your kind words and prayers.

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